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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 10:22am On Nov 21
DappaD:
Mr MuttleyLaff make no mistake—you and I aren't having a debate.
I dont require nor need to have a debate with you Mr DappaD. What I do is lay a straight stick along side whatever crooked stick you stretch on the floor

DappaD:
All I'm saying is that your God which you profess is totally different from the God JWs worship. (Micah 4:5)
So we're not on the same page here—if that's what you thought initially.
"Though all the peoples each walk in the name of their gods,
we will walk in the name of Yahweh our God forever and ever
"
- Micah 4:5

You are right that Yahweh is different to this other name Jehovah, who JWs worship because the word "Jehovah" you and your clique in JW are using all time, is an invented and bogus word, lmso and that it makes the whole Jehovah's Witnesses doctrine, theology et cetera, being built upon a wack, shaky, suspect, shallow and faulty foundation of fraud, WAYO, cunning and make-believe, also considering that there is no letter J, in Hebraic alphabet, and powerfully so indicating then, that Jehovah cannot at all, in any real sense of it, possibly be an authentic descriptor and/or expression for God

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 10:32am On Nov 21
diridiri:
The funny thing is that this makes as little sense as the Trinity.
Cognitive dissonance is a powerful thing indeed.
The funnier thing is, OP, (i.e. bingbagbo) never mentioned trinity in the original post

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by DappaD: 10:38am On Nov 21
As long as I've explained my stand to you no wahala carry go grin grin grin grin

MuttleyLaff:
dont qrequire nor need to have a debate with you Mr DappaD. What I do is lay a straight stick along side whatever crooked stick you stretch on the floor
"Though all the peoples each walk in the name of their gods,
we will walk in the name of Yahweh our God forever and ever
"
- Micah 4:5
You are right that Yahweh is different to this other name Jehovah, who JWs worship because the word "Jehovah" you and your clique in JW are using all time, is an invented and bogus word, lmso and that it makes the whole Jehovah's Witnesses doctrine, theology et cetera, being built upon a wack, shaky, suspect, shallow and faulty foundation of fraud, WAYO, cunning and make-believe, also considering that there is no letter J, in Hebraic alphabet, and powerfully so indicating then, that Jehovah cannot at all, in any real sense of it, possibly be an authentic descriptor and/or expression for God

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by diridiri: 10:41am On Nov 21
MuttleyLaff:
The funnier thing is, OP, (i.e. bingbagbo) never mentioned trinity in the original post
Yes he didn't, but the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity, so he must believe in it if he is Christian.

What I am pointing out is that every idiotic rubbish found in the bible is just as stupid as the next, and thus feuds and disagreements between different sects of Christianity are pointless since they are all equally stupid.

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 11:09am On Nov 21
DappaD:
As long as I've explained my stand to you no wahala carry go grin grin grin grin
I never required nor need you explaining your stand to me.

As I earlier said, for as long as I am on this side of eternity, I will markedly close put out a straight stick alongside every other crooked stick(s) you dare lay on the ground. and that simply is my work well done because truth will be unabashed and error will stand shamed and embarrassed.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:15am On Nov 21
If not for JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES how on this planet can i understand why God always call himself "God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob"

Certainly the way those patriarchs lived their lives must have had lasting impression on God's heart, because the same God created all their contemporaries so there must be a reason why he kept referring to himself like that.

No wonder Abraham, Isaac and Jacob relate and marry only those who fear JEHOVAH! smiley


DappaD:
As long as I've explained my stand to you no wahala carry go grin grin grin grin
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 11:33am On Nov 21
diridiri:
Yes he didn't, but the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity ...
So, if you want submit that the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity, please provide where exactly is it that the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity

God is infinity and not trinity. Wait a sec, we live in a three dimensional world set up and/or geometric setting and to determine the position of God. Two-dimensional is too simple, as it lacks depth, lmso, hence a good starting point will be three-dimensional, hence your "trinity" but God, whose descriptor name is Yahweh, aka I AM that I AM, is infinite-dimension in the real sense. Trinity is a means to an end and not the end itself at all, lmso

diridiri:
... so he must believe in it if he is Christian.
Have you entertained the thought that he possibly isn't a Christian

diridiri:
What I am pointing out is that every idiotic rubbish found in the bible is just as stupid as the next, and thus feuds and disagreements between different sects of Christianity are pointless since they are all equally stupid.
The bible is a living book. What is rubbish to some actually is treasure to others, lmso

It would interest you to know that God is sect-atheist, lmso. God even isn't Christian, lmso
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by diridiri: 12:03pm On Nov 21
So, if you want submit that the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity, please provide where exactly is it that the bible clearly states and supports the existence of the trinity

This was a controversial example I used, but it works in my favor anyway. The only scripture that actually directly supports it is in 1 John 5:7, and most people theorize that this scripture was added after the epistle was written, but my initial comment was chiding the person for bringing to light a nonsensical opinion that the Jehovah witness person expressed while also holding nonsensical opinions.
As another example, I could've also pointed out that true omnipotence is impossible. I could also talk about how most Christians believe the word of God is infallible and unchangeable, but the fact that human beings likely EDITED this said "word of God" shows that that's untrue. Hell, there might have been so many changes in the bible that we don't know of, so what even is the point of claiming that his word is unchangeable?

Have you entertained the thought that he possibly isn't a Christian

Read the last few sentences of what he wrote. He is a Christian, unless some other religion unbeknownst to me speaks in that manner.

The bible is a living book. What is rubbish to some actually is treasure to others, lmso

It would interest you to know that God is sect-atheist, lmso. God even isn't Christian, lmso

A living book? Do you mean that the book is literally alive, or something else? I'm not sure.

How can god be sect atheist? He's god, how can he believe that he doesn't exist?

God isn't even Christian? I don't understand this, either. What do you define "being Christian" as?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by DappaD: 12:42pm On Nov 21
MaxInDHouse:
If not for JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES how on this planet can i understand why God always call himself "God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob"

Certainly the way those patriarchs lived their lives must have had lasting impression on God's heart, because the same God created all their contemporaries so there must be a reason why he kept referring to himself like that.

No wonder Abraham, Isaac and Jacob relate and marry only those who fear JEHOVAH! smiley




Of course! In the days of Seth and Enosh, when people began calling on the name of Jehovah it surely wasn't due to the fact that they were seeking Jehovah in sincerity, but that they had begun to misuse Jehovah's name probably even associating his Name with worthless idols and thereby blaspheming his Holy Name. We can evidently see this when Lamech tried to justify gruesome murder using Jehovah's name [Genesis 4:23-26]

So that's why Jehovah exercised patience for sometime after the Flood of Noah's day and personally called Abraham out of his hometown[Genesis 12:1, Acts 7:2-3] since he was the only person at that time whose heart was truly complete towards Jehovah amongst his contemporaries, following after the footsteps of Noah and Shem.[Genesis 6:22; 8:20; 9:26]
So as to set him apart from all false worship that had been associated with Jehovah's name and so at that point, it became evident that whoever began calling out to the true God on his own account was deceiving himself. undecided

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:50pm On Nov 21
Abeg no dey do gra gra for me, nah Watchtower teach you, me self follow study the article! wink
Nah critics or opposers of Watchtower i wan make them talk wetin them know or wetin their Pastors teach then for the matter! smiley



DappaD:



Of course! In the days of Seth and Enosh, when people began calling on the name of Jehovah it surely wasn't due to the fact that they were seeking Jehovah in sincerity, but that they had begun to misuse Jehovah's name probably even associating his Name with worthless idols and thereby blaspheming his Holy Name. We can evidently see this when Lamech tried to justify gruesome murder using Jehovah's name [Genesis 4:23-26]

So that's why Jehovah exercised patience for sometime after the Flood of Noah's day and personally called Abraham out of his hometown[Genesis 12:1, Acts 7:2-3] since he was the only person at that time whose heart was truly complete towards Jehovah amongst his contemporaries, following after the footsteps of Noah and Shem.[Genesis 6:22; 8:20; 9:26]
So as to set him apart from all false worship that had been associated with Jehovah's name and so at that point, it became evident that whoever began calling out to the true God on his own account was deceiving himself. undecided

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by DappaD: 1:55pm On Nov 21
MaxInDHouse:
Abeg no dey do gra gra for me, nah Watchtower teach you, me self follow study the article! wink
Nah critics or opposers of Watchtower i wan make them talk wetin them know or wetin their Pastors teach then for the matter! smiley

At least others will see the post as well
grin grin grin cheesy

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:23pm On Nov 21
Now they have the idea so instead of humbly learning from the Watchtower they will pick few things and start building upon it forgetting that it can never go down well with Satan's settings. Luke 16:26
That's why most of them will say "i don't believe (trust) in the teachings of my pastor" after digesting few things from the table of JWs yet they don't want to become JW! cheesy


DappaD:

At least others will see the post as well
grin grin grin cheesy

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 4:37pm On Nov 21
diridiri:
This was a controversial example I used, but it works in my favor anyway. The only scripture that actually directly supports it is in 1 John 5:7, and most people theorize that this scripture was added after the epistle was written, but my initial comment was chiding the person for bringing to light a nonsensical opinion that the Jehovah witness person expressed while also holding nonsensical opinions.
C'mon, of course you know it is a translator insertion and latter addition nah, lmso

diridiri:
As another example, I could've also pointed out that true omnipotence is impossible. I could also talk about how most Christians believe the word of God is infallible and unchangeable, but the fact that human beings likely EDITED this said "word of God" shows that that's untrue. Hell, there might have been so many changes in the bible that we don't know of, so what even is the point of claiming that his word is unchangeable?
The point is there is something called the Spirit of Truth., who guides into all things and teaches

Besides, a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks, not Christians.

diridiri:
Read the last few sentences of what he wrote. He is a Christian, unless some other religion unbeknownst to me speaks in that manner.
"28Then Agrippa said to Paul,
“You almost persuade me to become a Christian.”
29And Paul said,
“I would to God that not only you, but also all who hear me today,
might become both almost and altogether such as I am, except for these chains.”
"
- Acts 26:28-29

You are sounding just like king Agrippa, when he blurted out to Apostle Paul about him almost trying to make or convert king Agrippa to become a Christian, but noticed how Apostle Paul never acknowledged being a Christian and even didnt used the epithet either, but rather his retort, was I hope you become what I am.

Christianity is a Constantine/Roman invention and as for the word "Christian", we can thank the city of Antioch for inventing this contemptuous word, lmso.

diridiri:
A living book? Do you mean that the book is literally alive, or something else? I'm not sure.
If you are alive, lmso, you will be drawn to the Bible, you will find the Bible engaging, you will learn from the varied life experiences documented in it et cetera

diridiri:
How can god be sect atheist? He's god, how can he believe that he doesn't exist?
"There you will worship wooden and stone gods made by human hands.
These gods can't see, hear, eat, or smell.
"
- Deuteronomy 4:28

"3But our God is in heaven;
He does whatever He pleases.
4Their idols (i.e. gods) are silver and gold,
The work of men’s hands.
5They have mouths, but they do not speak;
Eyes they have, but they do not see;
6They have ears, but they do not hear;
Noses they have, but they do not smell;
7They have hands, but they do not handle;
Feet they have, but they do not walk;
Nor do they mutter through their throat.
8Those who make them are like them;
So is everyone who trusts in them.
"
- Psalm 115:3-8

God is God, not god(s) and doesnt reckon with sects.

diridiri:
God isn't even Christian? I don't understand this, either.
There is nothing to understand except for the factual

diridiri:
What do you define "being Christian" as?
I cant ever, get tired of typing, that, there'd be less christians, if only more christians, properly & correctly read their bibles.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by chatinent(m): 9:02pm On Nov 21
MuttleyLaff:




"But Jesus, knowing their thoughts, said,
“Why do you think evil in your hearts?
"
- Matthew 9:4

"24But Jesus did not trust himself to them, because He knew them all.
25There was no need for anyone to tell Him about them, because He himself knew what was in their hearts.
"
- John 2:24-25


"And they prayed, "Lord (i.e. Yahweh aka Jehovah), You know everyone's heart.
Show us which of these two You have chosen"

- Acts 1:24

"And God, who knows the heart, showed His approval by giving the Holy Spirit to them, just as He did to us".
- Acts 15:8

By comparing Matthew 9:4 with John 2:24-25 and Acts 1:24 with Acts 15:8, it is apparent that it is only God who knows people's heart

Your problem started when you don't know that Lord is a title.


If Jesus was God, who was he always praying to?


If Jesus was God, in John 3:16, who sent who?


There clearly were too entities.


Jesus also said his father is greater than he is.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 10:51pm On Nov 21
chatinent:
Your problem started when you don't know that Lord is a title.
Pfttt. Smh sigh.
Who else besides God do you know that knows what is in people's heart, eh?

chatinent:
If Jesus was God, who was he always praying to?
To God. Does soliloquy have any meaning you understand the word to be, hmm?

chatinent:
If Jesus was God, in John 3:16, who sent who?

There clearly were too entities.
You surely are a learner

chatinent:
Jesus also said his father is greater than he is.
chatinent you seriously really didnt try quoting John 14:28's “My Father is greater than I am” thinking you are making a valid point, hmm?

Watch this chatinent. If you chatinent, miraculously have the power and ability to remain being chatinent and at the same point, in time, you "exerchomai" (i.e. you projected, protruded, externalised) yourself out, to become still remaining being your self, but in the external form of a son (i.e. Lil' chatinent) who is co-existing with you. Now tell me. In spite of the phrase: "like father, like son", who in your understanding and in regards of conventional wisdom between chatinent, the father and yourself coexisting in the form of your son Lil' chatinent, is greater, lmso?

You see to fulfil all forms of righteousness, sons are submissive to fathers. They give in to the authority and will of fathers. Sons are influenced by their fathers, hence why fathers are greater, lmso. In this case, though chatinent, the father and Lil' chatinent, the son, are the one and same person, you, chatinent, as the father is greater than you, Lil' chatinent, as the son. Capisce now?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Gandollaar(f): 11:29pm On Nov 21
MuttleyLaff:
I noticed you helinues just now reading this thread
Hahaha Mushylaff! You too dey troll? You have your fair share of trollers here too though grin

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 11:46pm On Nov 21
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by diridiri: 10:07am On Nov 22
MuttleyLaff:
C'mon, of course you know it is a translator insertion and latter addition nah, lmso

Yeah, but my point (which I do get to later) was that you can not be absolutely certain that anything written in the bible is:
1. A verbatim account of what Jesus said
2. Unaltered by any scribe or leader during the 2 millennia that it existed
3. True in the first place.

MuttleyLaff:
The point is there is something called the Spirit of Truth., who guides into all things and teaches

Besides, a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks, not Christians.

Says who? The bible? How can you even be sure that any of this is true? Spirit of truth? Abeg...
First of all, if God wanted to be truly fair, why doesn't he just announce this to the entire world? Why does "faith" have to be a prerequisite for knowing what God wants? So you have to believe in him while he tries his best to leave as little physical evidence of his existence as possible, then he turns around and says that he wants as many people to believe in him, while also knowing that human beings naturally work with the physical senses.
I don't know if God is an idiot or something but it almost looks like God wants as little people to serve him and go to heaven as possible.

MuttleyLaff:
You are sounding just like king Agrippa, when he blurted out to Apostle Paul about him almost trying to make or convert king Agrippa to become a Christian, but noticed how Apostle Paul never acknowledged being a Christian and even didnt used the epithet either, but rather his retort, was I hope you become what I am.

Christianity is a Constantine/Roman invention and as for the word "Christian", we can thank the city of Antioch for inventing this contemptuous word, lmso.
Words are used to describe persons, places, and things. How would you prefer to be referred to as? I've never seen people who believe in what you do be described as anything apart from Christian in my entire life, so you must forgive me if I use a contemptuous word to describe you.

MuttleyLaff:
If you are alive, lmso, you will be drawn to the Bible, you will find the Bible engaging, you will learn from the varied life experiences documented in it et cetera
I'm certainly not dead grin.

MuttleyLaff:
God is God, not god(s) and doesnt reckon with sects.
I thought you said God was a sect atheist in your last post? I'm even more confused.
I think I now know what you meant by "God isn't Christian" from what you said.

Well have fun listening to what a 2000 year old book says on how to live your life.

Oh and sorry for the delayed response, I was busy.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by tytachile(m): 10:42am On Nov 22
bingbagbo:
So I was in a tete a tete with this Jehovah witness guy.

Let me state that , JWs teach that Our Lord Jesus Christ is an angel. They claim Jesus is angel Michael. To them, Jesus is not God as the Bible teaches (John 1:1) but rather a god.

So in the course of our interactions, he stated:

Jesus Christ is Now a High Priest in Heaven, just like in the past, Humans (Priests) mediated between man and God so is Jesus doing now in heaven. I loved his explanation because what he stated was very much correct.

Then I asked him: " You say Jesus is a high priest, just like the priests of old, but I know that , the priests of old offered animal sacrifices to God; so in Jesus' case, which animal is He offering to God in Heaven?"

(He couldnt discern where I was leading him to grin)

Then he quickly replied: "the animal sacrifice Jesus offers in heaven to God now is He Jesus Himself."

Then I burst out laughing grin

I laughed because he was right yet again.

Then I asked him: "So Jesus is both the High Priest and the Lamb (sacrifice) as well ?"

Then he replied: "Yes!"

Then I told him: "You are so right. This same Jesus is the High Priest, and the lamb and that same God who received the sacrifice."

He took offence.

According to him, that would not make sense. So I asked him if a high priest doubling as the sacrifice made sense to him

That ended out chat grin

Jesus Christ is the High Priest, the Lamb and God.

The message of the cross is foolishness onto those who are perishing, but onto us who are being saved it is the power of God

Glory
those guys are just so damning preposterous! they hate to be called a pseudo- Christian sect, but they keep denying the Godhead and their CO-EQUALITY. I pity true Evangelical Christians whose whose foundational knowledge is weak cos this guys sure would sway them with their pervert intellectualism and tilt them hellward!
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 10:56am On Nov 22
tytachile:
those guys are just so damning preposterous! they hate to be called a pseudo- Christian sect, but they keep denying the Godhead and their CO-EQUALITY. I pity true Evangelical Christians whose whose foundational knowledge is weak cos this guys sure would sway them with their pervert intellectualism and tilt them hellward!

Bros, answer the question all of una dey run from:

Litmus test..
Question for Brocab & all Trinity devotees:

@ John 20:17, John 14:28 & 17:3 did Jesus Christ himself reject your claim of John 1:1?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by otokx(m): 11:04am On Nov 22
This is interesting.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 11:05am On Nov 22
MuttleyLaff:


"He was oppressed and He was afflicted, Yet He opened not His mouth;
He was led as a lamb to the slaughter,
And as a sheep before its shearers is silent, So He opened not His mouth.
"
- Isaiah 53:7

God died for you. Died in your place, so that you wont have to die and/or ultimately be destroyed

Where did your Bible tell you God Almighty is a Lamb?
Jesus says "his God is a Spirit", "NOBODY has seen His appearance (John 4:24. 5:37. 11:27), can man kill Spirit?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by tytachile(m): 11:05am On Nov 22
Janosky:


Bros, answer the question all of una dey run from:

Litmus test..
Question for Brocab & all Trinity devotees:

@ John 20:17, John 14:28 & 17:3 did Jesus Christ himself reject your claim of John 1:1?
continue believing in your evolution process of creation. making God of the creation and denigrating the creator. but i must tell you this, that your God you want to understand with your head can never be God!

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Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 11:12am On Nov 22
MuttleyLaff:
"No one can take My life from me. I sacrifice it voluntarily.
For I have the authority to lay it down when I want to and also to take it up again
.
For this is what My Father has commanded.”
"
- John 10:18

You have no idea. Bwahahahahaha. Who mumu you like this. Were you born this mumu, or you freewill chose to become mumu, lmso

John 10:18, Jesus says " I have the authority..", from who ?

"this is what My Father has commanded."
Bros, who gave authority to your almighty God?
According to your almighty God, who is his Father?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 11:23am On Nov 22
tytachile:
continue believing in your evolution process of creation. making God of the creation and denigrating the creator. but i must tell you this, that your God you want to understand with your head can never be God!
Bros, provide proof that John 20:17, 14:28 & 17:3 was made up grin cheesy
OR:
The TRUTH stands:
tytachile is making FALSE claims & typing GIBBERISH cheesy cheesy

Bros, answer the question

@ John 20:17, John 14:28 & 17:3 did Jesus Christ himself reject your claim of John 1:1?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 12:29pm On Nov 22
Janosky:
Where did your Bible tell you God Almighty is a Lamb?
Jesus says "his God is a Spirit", "NOBODY has seen His appearance (John 4:24. 5:37. 11:27), can man kill Spirit?
"... Be ever hearing, but never understanding;
be ever seeing, but never perceiving
"
- Isaiah 6:9b

Have eyes but do not see, have ears but do not hear. The more you look, the less you see, lmso

Janosky:
John 10:18, Jesus says " I have the authority..", from who ?

"this is what My Father has commanded."
Bros, who gave authority to your almighty God?
According to your almighty God, who is his Father?
Janosky, seriously I half expected you quoting John 14:28's “My Father is greater than I am” instead of the John 10:18 you are trying to make a non existed point with, lmso.

Watch this Janosky. If you Janosky, miraculously have the power and ability to remain being Janosky and at the same point, in time, you "exerchomai" (i.e. you projected, protruded, externalised) yourself out, to become still remaining being your self, but in the external form of a son (i.e. Lil' Janosky) who is co-existing with you. Now tell me, Janosky, in spite of the phrase: "like father, like son", who in your understanding and in regards of conventional wisdom between Janosky, the father and yourself coexisting in the form of your son Lil' Janosky, is greater, lmso? From who, does you, yourself as Lil' Janosky, have authority to do whatever?

You see to fulfil all forms of righteousness, sons are submissive to fathers. They give in to the authority and will of fathers. Sons are influenced by their fathers, hence why fathers are greater, lmso. In this case, though Janosky, the father and Lil' Janosky, the son, are the one and same person, you, Janosky, as the father, is greater than, you, Lil' Janosky, as the son.
Capisce now? lmso.
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by MuttleyLaff: 1:16pm On Nov 22
diridiri:
Yeah, but my point (which I do get to later) was that you can not be absolutely certain that anything written in the bible is:
1. A verbatim account of what Jesus said
2. Unaltered by any scribe or leader during the 2 millennia that it existed
3. True in the first place.
All scripture are God inspired, but the same cant be an absolute truth for all bible translations, lmso

diridiri:
Says who? The bible? How can you even be sure that any of this is true? Spirit of truth? Abeg...
I am not being unnecessarily pedantic, but it really is ... in spirit and truth, and not "Spirit of truth"

diridiri:
First of all, if God wanted to be truly fair, why doesn't he just announce this to the entire world? Why does "faith" have to be a prerequisite for knowing what God wants? So you have to believe in him while he tries his best to leave as little physical evidence of his existence as possible, then he turns around and says that he wants as many people to believe in him, while also knowing that human beings naturally work with the physical senses.
I don't know if God is an idiot or something but it almost looks like God wants as little people to serve him and go to heaven as possible.
I would expect a dindinri to type like this and beyond all reason, but didnt think you will/would

diridiri:
Words are used to describe persons, places, and things. How would you prefer to be referred to as? I've never seen people who believe in what you do be described as anything apart from Christian in my entire life, so you must forgive me if I use a contemptuous word to describe you.
Have you ever read any of the followers of Christ, disciples of Christ, saints, Apostles, early believers at any moment describe, address, greet, salute, hail themselves as Christians, hmm?

diridiri:
I'm certainly not dead grin
You were born spiritually dead. Your mortality clock is tick tock tick tock ticking down. You in fact, are a dying man walking lmso. At the appointed time, when the Owner of your breath asks for it back, you'll inhale your last gulp air, and then after physically drop dead

diridiri:
I thought you said God was a sect atheist in your last post? I'm even more confused.
I think I now know what you meant by "God isn't Christian" from what you said.
Yup, Christianity and/or being christian isnt God's cup of tea, lmso

diridiri:
Well have fun listening to what a 2000 year old book says on how to live your life.
Thank you very much for rooting for me and wishing I have fun meditating on it day and night.

diridiri:
Oh and sorry for the delayed response, I was busy.
No bothers, my new found friend. I actually almost missed your post, as I didnt get a notification because you left out my ID in the quotation(s), lmso
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 2:41pm On Nov 22
MuttleyLaff:
"... Be ever hearing, but never understanding;
be ever seeing, but never perceiving
"
- Isaiah 6:9b

Have eyes but do not see, have ears but do not hear. The more you look, the less you see, lmso

Janosky, seriously I half expected you quoting John 14:28's “My Father is greater than I am” instead of the John 10:18 you are trying to make a non existed point with, lmso.

Watch this Janosky. If you Janosky, miraculously have the power and ability to remain being Janosky and at the same point, in time, you "
[/[b]s]exerchomai" (i.e. you projected, protruded,[/b]
externalised) yourself out, to become still remaining being your self, but in the external form of a son (i.e. Lil' Janosky) who is co-existing with you. Now tell me, Janosky, in spite of the phrase: "like father, like son", who in your understanding and in regards of conventional wisdom between Janosky, the father and yourself coexisting in the form of your son Lil' Janosky, is greater, lmso? From who, does you, yourself as Lil' Janosky, have authority to do whatever?

You see to fulfil all forms of righteousness, sons are submissive to fathers. They give in to the authority and will of fathers. Sons are influenced by their fathers, hence why fathers are greater, lmso. In this case, though Janosky, the father and Lil' Janosky, the son, are the one and same person, you, Janosky, as the father, is greater than, you, Lil' Janosky, as the son.
Capisce now? lmso.



Bros, today, once & for all time, the truth must bury this FRAUD you always call "projected ,protube" & youtube cheesy grin

Greek Exerchomai= To EMANATE, to issue"

Greek "Exerchomai" has ZERO affinity to Muttleylaff "projected , protube"
In the screenshot Evidence, make una wear goggles and point out "projected, protube" wey Muttleylaff post dey claim.



Muttley GIBBERISH projected everywhere.
For the same reason Isaiah 6:9b fulfill on him head

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by chatinent(m): 2:59pm On Nov 22
It is unfortunate you'll have a problem understanding easy things.

MuttleyLaff:
Pfttt. Smh sigh.
Who else besides God do you know that knows what is in people's heart, eh?

To God. Does soliloquy have any meaning you understand the word to be, hmm?

You surely are a learner

chatinent you seriously really didnt try quoting John 14:28's “My Father is greater than I am” thinking you are making a valid point, hmm?

Watch this chatinent. If you chatinent, miraculously have the power and ability to remain being chatinent and at the same point, in time, you "exerchomai" (i.e. you projected, protruded, externalised) yourself out, to become still remaining being your self, but in the external form of a son (i.e. Lil' chatinent) who is co-existing with you. Now tell me. In spite of the phrase: "like father, like son", who in your understanding and in regards of conventional wisdom between chatinent, the father and yourself coexisting in the form of your son Lil' chatinent, is greater, lmso?

You see to fulfil all forms of righteousness, sons are submissive to fathers. They give in to the authority and will of fathers. Sons are influenced by their fathers, hence why fathers are greater, lmso. In this case, though chatinent, the father and Lil' chatinent, the son, are the one and same person, you, chatinent, as the father is greater than you, Lil' chatinent, as the son. Capisce now?
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by Janosky: 3:03pm On Nov 22
chatinent:
It is unfortunate you'll have a problem understanding easy things.


No mind the Muttley Bros posting GIBBERISH he "projected, protube & youtube
grin grin cheesy
Re: How I Made A Jehovah Witness Sweat Till He Fled by tytachile(m): 3:07pm On Nov 22
Janosky:

Bros, provide proof that John 20:17, 14:28 & 17:3 was made up grin cheesy
OR:
The TRUTH stands:
tytachile is making FALSE claims & typing GIBBERISH cheesy cheesy

Bros, answer the question

@ John 20:17, John 14:28 & 17:3 did Jesus Christ himself reject your claim of John 1:1?
I'm sure want to hear the story of emperor Constantine and Catholicism as state religion then I won't be gibberish again. hahahahah I laugh you well well. no be me and you your brain too small to know God!

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