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How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 6:01pm On Nov 20
hello guys,my story is rather pathetic and mentally derailling.........it all started like this...me and this girl are from same department and level but we started being friends in our 200 level,like play like play we were falling in love and i asked her out,bt she didt actually say yes or no she kept going out with me,we started acting like couples ,we talked like 3 to 4 times a day chat almost all most all the time...it was a beautiful period in my life mehn she is damn beautiful and i taught i had hitten the jackpot,we continued,went out frequently on outings kissed all the time,romance but each time i want to make luv to her she always object with the excuse that the first guy that broke her virginity did it rather forcely without her consent and ever since then she hated sex blah blah...becaused i loved her i didt force her........it continued like this all throughout our 200level until the day i got d shock of my life when this girl told me on chat that there is a guy that his pessterring her and that she wants to give the guy a chance in her life!!! ....I was like...Wat!!! ...To cut d story short that was when i realise That all this while i was in the FRIENDZONE MAX PRO!!!! I was dating my self for A whole year!! I feel like an idiot...a very big one

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Deffjam: 6:05pm On Nov 20
Let me wait for rightousness89.....it depends sha slawomiir can still speak for him.

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Sundrus: 6:05pm On Nov 20
cheesy cheesy she indirectly tell u say u no worth to chop her pkekus

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by dawnomike(m): 6:06pm On Nov 20
You were not an idiot but sorry about your experience... Such happens

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by pretydiva(f): 6:08pm On Nov 20
Such is life. Move on

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by tobechi74: 6:09pm On Nov 20
Congratulations
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Brunosamel(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20
Atleast you are awake now congratulations...
Next time let your intentions known before initiating anything with another female....
Move on to the next one bro

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Nov 20
Sorry bro shit happen
Move to the next available pussy asap no time cool

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Lightened: 6:11pm On Nov 20
That's what you get when you don't properly define a relationship from the onset. Sorry, u go dey alright laslas embarassed

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by doggedfighter(f): 6:12pm On Nov 20
You lost nothing

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by sammyesx: 6:15pm On Nov 20
Sorry bro,, eh dey happen
I fit give you this babe to console u

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 6:17pm On Nov 20
dawnomike:
You were not an idiot but sorry about your experience... Such happens

tanks bro...terrible experience though
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Blacknote: 6:17pm On Nov 20

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 6:18pm On Nov 20
pretydiva:
Such is life. Move on
am tryin mehn....i just hate women now shaa

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 6:19pm On Nov 20
Brunosamel:
Atleast you are awake now congratulations...
Next time let your intentions known before initiating anything with another female....
Move on to the next one bro



tryin....i did love her shaa....
cant love again wit ma hrt anymore
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Blacknote: 6:20pm On Nov 20
sammyesx:
Sorry bro,, eh dey happen
I fit give you this babe to console u
Baba, that one na man nah wink wink wink
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by blinking001(m): 6:25pm On Nov 20
Stop being nice to women and watch your life turn around for good. Your sacrifices mean nothing to them but an obligation. Focus on your development and mind your business and they'll come around you like flies.

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Mayng01(m): 6:28pm On Nov 20
FRIENDZONE MAX PRO!!!!
What is this? Funny you o

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Mayng01(m): 6:29pm On Nov 20
FRIENDZONE MAX PRO!!!!
What is this? Funny you o, thank God you only dated yourself, you did not Bleep yourself

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by GodWrites: 6:32pm On Nov 20
You played with the only specie speculated to have spoken with the mythical devil himself?

How dare you underrate her?

She was so kind to you, as many have trained these hoes in high education with hope of marrying them.

Well, they always meet the shock of their life. Who knows, perhaps she's been using you to solve assignments.

You must feel very USED at this moment. Such is life!

Love is an illusion, and selfishness is embedded in our DNA. That's how we've been able to survive this far as a specie.

Use your brain next time, and make sure you've learned your lesson.

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by sammyesx: 6:32pm On Nov 20
Blacknote:

Baba, that one na man nah wink wink wink

U dey Wynn me??
See the face na
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by NobleDeSage001: 6:33pm On Nov 20
What you had with her was never defined. So, she never saw you as a boyfriend. You were just FWB partners.

Always define anything you have with a girl. They don't reason the way we reason...

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Blacknote: 6:38pm On Nov 20
sammyesx:


U dey Wynn me??
See the face na
See the boobs nah,
my own even big pass ham.

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by pretydiva(f): 6:42pm On Nov 20
michjunior:


am tryin mehn....i just hate women now shaa
Don't allow this make you hate women. In due time, you will meet someone wonderful
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Phenomenal16(f): 6:51pm On Nov 20
michjunior:
hello guys,my story is rather pathetic and mentally derailling.........it all started like this...me and this girl are from same department and level but we started being friends in our 200 level,like play like play we were falling in love and i asked her out,bt she didt actually say yes or no she kept going out with me,we started acting like couples ,we talked like 3 to 4 times a day chat almost all most all the time...it was a beautiful period in my life mehn she is damn beautiful and i taught i had hitten the jackpot,we continued,went out frequently on outings kissed all the time,romance but each time i want to make luv to her she always object with the excuse that the first guy that broke her virginity did it rather forcely without her consent and ever since then she hated sex blah blah...becaused i loved her i didt force her........it continued like this all throughout our 200level until the day i got d shock of my life when this girl told me on chat that there is a guy that his pessterring her and that she wants to give the guy a chance in her life!!! ....I was like...Wat!!! ...To cut d story short that was when i realise That all this while i was in the FRIENDZONE MAX PRO!!!! I was dating my self for A whole year!! I feel like an idiot...a very big one
......mine that did introduction first of this month nko
I was shocked omo e bi things

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 6:57pm On Nov 20
pretydiva:

Don't allow this make you hate women. In due time, you will meet someone wonderful

i pray so.....i really do
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Uzomacharles: 7:31pm On Nov 20
zzor and fati2001 will always advice us the male to be nice to girls...


But this is where it always leads all these SIMPS to...

Thank God for harddon and ubunja....


OP your Friendzone na the Advance one and with the look of thing e be like you really spend on her.....

Note: Real Niggas don't ask girls out....

I will advice you go through harddon Dating Drills post...

That girl is a HOE..
Bro this your story spoil my day cos I really know how you feel here...
Kpekus you no chop but your money she chop..

She don win you everywhere..
Never talk to her again in your life

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Uzomacharles: 7:33pm On Nov 20
pretydiva:

Don't allow this make you hate women. In due time, you will meet someone wonderful


Another One Spotted

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Durentt(m): 7:35pm On Nov 20
GodWrites:
You played with the only specie speculated to have spoken with the mythical devil himself?

How dare you underrate her?

She was so kind to you, as many have trained these hoes in high education with hope of marrying them.

Well, they always meet the shock of their life. Who knows, perhaps she's been using you to solve assignments.

You must feel very USED at this moment. Such is life!

Love is an illusion, and selfishness is embedded in our DNA. That's how we've been able to survive this far as a specie.

Use your brain next time, and make sure you've learned your lesson.
I don't agree with this
Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by fati2001(f): 7:38pm On Nov 20
Uzomacharles:
zzor and fati2001 will always advice us the male to be nice to girls...


But this is where it always leads all these SIMPS to...

Thank God for harddon and ubunja....


OP your Friendzone na the Advance one and with the look of thing e be like you really spend on her.....

Note: Real Niggas don't ask girls out....

I will advice you go through harddon Dating Drills post...

That girl is a HOE..
Bro this your story spoil my day cos I really know how you feel here...
Kpekus you no chop but your money she chop..

She don win you everywhere..
Never talk to her again in your life

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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by Fidelismaria: 7:42pm On Nov 20


you truly are an idiot and pathetic

next time always define your relationship

one last thing, a girl is not jackpot not matter how beautiful she is, she's just like you HUMAN

go and simp no more












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Re: How I Find Out I Have Been Dating Myself For A Whole Year!! by michjunior: 7:47pm On Nov 20
Uzomacharles:
zzor and fati2001 will always advice us the male to be nice to girls...


But this is where it always leads all these SIMPS to...

Thank God for harddon and ubunja....


OP your Friendzone na the Advance one and with the look of thing e be like you really spend on her.....

Note: Real Niggas don't ask girls out....

I will advice you go through harddon Dating Drills post...

That girl is a HOE..
Bro this your story spoil my day cos I really know how you feel here...
Kpekus you no chop but your money she chop..

She don win you everywhere..
Never talk to her again in your life

Oshey broderly....i hate her nobi small

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