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Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2011
What a woman can do in the kitchen, a man can do better

Firearm brings a new dimension into the catering world

World Class Kitchen, World Class Services

Come In and Place your orders


We take cash. Please NO CREDIT
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:06pm On Mar 22, 2011
Kitchen already in Place

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 2:09pm On Mar 22, 2011
Kitchen is now OPEN

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by tjskii(f): 6:42pm On Mar 22, 2011
*tjskii strolls in, hmmm wat ave we got here, fancy looking kitchen, well let's see if the food is as fancy*

aye firearm,can i get a menu over here tongue tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 22, 2011
sweery,

all your meals here will be free of charge

I owe you more than food and you shall never lack baby

Just tell me what you want. I will go out of my way to prepare it for you
You are so special to me
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by tjskii(f): 10:07pm On Mar 22, 2011
i feel like a little nkwobi, with a chilled botttle of sprite mixed with smirnoff ice tongue tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Brite02(m): 3:57am On Mar 23, 2011
@firearm, plz come and take my orders smiley
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 23, 2011
Tjskii my baby

Have your order. kiss kiss kiss

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 8:34am On Mar 23, 2011
@Brite02

What would you want pls?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Brite02(m): 10:51am On Mar 23, 2011
@firearm,

I'd luv to have a fried rice mixed with Salad with barbeque chicken. Also with a bottled water to go with.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 23, 2011
Your bill is US$ 460. You will have your meal in a minute tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 11:12am On Mar 23, 2011
Here's your order

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 11:36am On Mar 23, 2011
Thanks for getting this thread to the front page

That's a big advert
More customers
and maybe need to recruit more kitchen staff grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Kennyblues(m): 11:38am On Mar 23, 2011
Firearms, may I have two wraps of semovita with ewedu soup and a bottle of ice cold harp larger beer, so whats my bill
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 11:43am On Mar 23, 2011
Here we go; Native!

Your bill is US$ 545. Gimme a minute for your meal
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by xreal: 11:45am On Mar 23, 2011
cheesy creative cool

I'ld be here at lunch break wiv my seketary.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Kennyblues(m): 11:47am On Mar 23, 2011
waiting eanestly!!!!
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by nanidee(f): 11:49am On Mar 23, 2011
wow, i have to come down to your kitchen with my boo  cheesy

But we would like a 3 course meal o!

Ehm, any menu please.  undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 11:58am On Mar 23, 2011
@Kennyblues

Have your meal. Hope you'll enjoy it

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by 197(f): 12:01pm On Mar 23, 2011
[size=18pt]THIS IS BULLLSHHIIIIT!![/size] undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Kennyblues(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23, 2011
Firearm, you are da bomb; you just made my day with the meal. As for my bill, i am willing pay 10% increament for the wonderful service you provided. Have it in my that you have just won 10 more customers to your kitchen. wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:05pm On Mar 23, 2011
@nanidee

Just place your order. What would you want


@ 190

Go away joo. No one cares about you here
Dont let my bouncer forcefully drag you away

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:06pm On Mar 23, 2011
Kennyblues:

Firearm, you are da bomb; you just made my day with the meal. As for my bill, i am willing pay 10% increament for the wonderful service you provided. Have it in my that you have just won 10 more customers to your kitchen. wink

Thx boss
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Kennyblues(m): 12:08pm On Mar 23, 2011
@ 190,

I would rather you place your order instead of been fake; be yourself as adviced in one of the threads earlier
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by seunlayi(m): 12:11pm On Mar 23, 2011
190::

[size=18pt]THIS IS BULLLSHHIIIIT!![/size] undecided
indeed, Bleep times ten "ENU DUN RO EFO"
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by nanidee(f): 12:13pm On Mar 23, 2011
firearm,

I would like a cocktail as my starter, one of those cocktail drinks (maybe sex on the beach  grin) , and catfish peppersoup

Then i would like Ofada rice and fried plantain, with correct goat meat

For desert, ice-cream would do.

Whats my bill  cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by nanidee(f): 12:15pm On Mar 23, 2011
Also, i think you forgot to put that board that says "food is ready", lol
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 23, 2011
@nanidee

Your bill is US$ 1,250 per serving. Gimme a moment pls  kiss
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by nanidee(f): 12:22pm On Mar 23, 2011
okay, i'll just watch the new developments in Japan while i wait,

oh no, this guy seating by my side is smoking, mtttssschhheww
**beckons one of the waiters** ,  "hello, please could you ask this young man to take his smoking outside"?, **frowning**
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by babyme1(f): 12:23pm On Mar 23, 2011
I love men that can cook kiss kiss Will u be my [i]horse[/i]band tongue

@Topic: Can i have two wraps of moi-moi, and a plate of soaked garri. Put suagr and milk in the garri pls wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:27pm On Mar 23, 2011
@nanidee

^^^ sorry baby, come lemme take you to the non-smoking area
**takes her by the hand and leads her to the VIP area***

Please have the first course while we get the meal ready
 kiss kiss

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by armyofone(m): 12:28pm On Mar 23, 2011
that ewedu is so light green
the stew to go with it is too lightly red. pls add more de rica paste next time.

please let me have african chicken stew with wild brown rice and strawberry rum de'ja pele.

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