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Re: . by Nobody: 9:32am On Dec 10, 2020
chinchonglee:

See you!
So that's the only way to punish him?
Why do women always feel they doing a man favour by sexing him?

Because of the way they behave when we deny them like they are going to quench. Some literally cry like a baby.

tongue

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Re: . by Meedon: 9:33am On Dec 10, 2020
Check my post and get rid of that demeaning stuff.
Re: . by Skmoda360(m): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2020
prince2pac:
better to cheat with my hand than all these LovePeddler them
Well that's true....

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Re: . by shantti(m): 9:39am On Dec 10, 2020
you no be guy man, cant you tell her that you are "thoroughly" washing your dick
Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 9:44am On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity


lol
baby calm down na, BTW he was only showing his body more love as he has neglected his body badly and has been paying attention to her body. so if na we now, na divorce you go file str8 and I go cast me for court say na soapy cause am. Amotolongbo abeg be easy grin grin grin
Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 9:47am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


It's a big issue because it will make the women begin to feel less of herself like he doesn't enjoy sex with her and prefers to masturbate.

If it wasn't an issue, why did he feel the need to rush and explain to her. That feeling of guilt alone is everything.

lol
females just take things serious. you have a point but for me it's no big deal when she's in red cos leviticus 15 never stayed that sleeping with her when she's on red is a sin. so me ooo I will kwontinue even if she on black grin grin grin grin
Re: . by muller101(m): 9:50am On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity
If found guilty. The hands should be imprisoned or fined.

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Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 9:50am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Hmm... So if that's the case, why are there so many rape cases since they can easily do this to relieve themselves?

I still feel its not nice. Don't make your woman feel undesirable by doing such.

If it were me, na that wanking you go chop till I decide what's good for you.


hahahaha CalliDora1 if na we gather dey that one no go be gbege na at least if nepa no bring light, na gen go sure pass so na the gen I go low key opt for. girls yapa for street with 2k5 me go feel alright still knack beer on top am seff grin grin grin grin
Re: . by muller101(m): 9:55am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Because of the way they behave when we deny them like they are going to quench. Some literally cry like a baby.

They be like
Please na
Please na
Oya let me put only the head
Oya I'll not move. Let me just put it and leave it inside
Oya how much is that shoe you requested for tongue
Oya... pleaseeees naaaau

That is the extent they can go just for common sex.

Lol... I'm out!
So that's how they beg you. Keep uploading your files. We are here to download them .

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Re: . by chinchonglee(m): 9:57am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Because of the way they behave when we deny them like they are going to quench. Some literally cry like a baby.

They be like
Please na
Please na
Oya let me put only the head
Oya I'll not move. Let me just put it and leave it inside
Oya how much is that shoe you requested for tongue
Oya... pleaseeees naaaau

That is the extent they can go just for common sex.

Lol... I'm out!
And now he is masturbating and u re complaining.
Re: . by Nobody: 9:57am On Dec 10, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


lol
females just take things serious. you have a point but for me it's no big deal when she's in red cos leviticus 15 never stayed that sleeping with her when she's on red is a sin. so me ooo I will kwontinue even if she on black grin grin grin grin

Lol.. yeah. Some married couples do it while on. So, I wonder why masturbation should be an option.
Re: . by Nobody: 10:01am On Dec 10, 2020
muller101:
So that's how they beg you. Keep uploading your files. We are here to download them .


Beg who? A celibate? Nah...
Don't you see it in the movies? That's where I saw them do it.
Re: . by cristy149: 10:02am On Dec 10, 2020
so you guys in this comment section dont know what "she's on red" mean
it means she's on her period
Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 10:04am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Lol.. yeah. Some married couples do it while on. So, I wonder why masturbation should be an option.

but wanking is pleasurable on low key and it gives some sense of belonging and self satisfaction like you just hit a jackpot
Re: . by muller101(m): 10:04am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:



Beg who? A celibate? Nah...
Don't you see it in the movies? That's where I saw them do it.

celibate indeed. For how long.
Re: . by Notatribalist(m): 10:06am On Dec 10, 2020
GreatDamife:
I rarely masturbate and I hide it from my wife. This morning, she'd gone to get some stuffs and I didn't know when she got back only to be starring at me while wanking at the bathroom. I felt ashamed and disappointed. She didn't utter a word but greatly surprised. I quickly went to her and gave her a tight hug. Told her I wanted her badly but she's on red.. Had no choice than to tell her how it all started..She's quite understanding.. I'm feeling bad deep inside me regardless. Anyone with such experience?
I jealous you guys that masturbate without suffering from side effects. For me,if I masturbate today the next 4 days will be hell for me..Back pain,eyes pain and blurring vision, sharp stomach ache and sadness..I can never masturbate oo.

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Re: . by PAWG(m): 10:13am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:
Sorry for this personal question. Was it truly because she was on red you resorted to masturbation? Or it's something you enjoy doing and prefer it to her?

Answer Biko?

You a lawyer?
Re: . by hashtagged(m): 10:14am On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity

Lol, wanking is not cheating go and file for divorce and see how you will be laughed out at court
Re: . by PAWG(m): 10:14am On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity


Please tell me you’re joking about the bolded shocked
Re: . by Nobody: 10:17am On Dec 10, 2020
PAWG:


You a lawyer?

Yes. Charge and bail lawyer cool grin
Re: . by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 10, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


but wanking is pleasurable on low key and it gives some sense of belonging and self satisfaction like you just hit a jackpot

More pleasurable than the actual thing? Answer o.
Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 10:22am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


More pleasurable than the actual thing? Answer o.

the diff be say person go suck, squeeze, kiss and rub flesh but the end point is the same.

the real thing is cool though
Re: . by Nobody: 10:24am On Dec 10, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


the diff be say person go suck, squeeze, kiss and rub flesh but the end point is the same.

the real thing is cool though

Ok.

Thank you.
Re: . by PAWG(m): 10:24am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Yes. Charge and bail lawyer cool grin


Lol. Your blood too dey hot

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Re: . by thatsleepboy1: 10:25am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:

Ok.
Thank you.
you get wahala I swr
Re: . by Nobody: 10:26am On Dec 10, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


you get wahala I swr

tongue
Re: . by Dreyton36: 10:29am On Dec 10, 2020
Nairaland home of fornicators

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Re: . by Nobody: 10:39am On Dec 10, 2020
But how can you be masturbat1ng when you have free pvssy at home? That's weird!

Even if she's on red, you can do it with CD. She's your wife, not an escort. She can also give you a BJ.

I had once done it with my University GF when she was on red!

Don't allow masturbat1on destroy your marriage. Fvck your wife steady to take that sh1t off your mind!

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Re: . by Originalsly: 10:50am On Dec 10, 2020
cristy149:


so you guys in this comment section dont know what "she's on red" mean
it means she's on her period


Don't even know why you explain..... someone who doesn't know what "on red" mean need not be commenting on this thread period.

@ topic .... I see no reason why OP should be embarrassed .... unless he is one that strongly believe masturbating is a terrible sin ... or worse... one of these that believe masturbating is cheating.... "cheating with your hands". The fact that your wife said nothing shows that she is more matured and understanding when it comes to sexual matters. Why did she say nothing?... why did she not make a fuss about it?...nor I'm sure carried on as if she saw nothing? Smart women know the time their husband is most likely to cheat is when they are "on red" or later stages of pregnancy ... the time when they must find release. Now your wife knows how you get your release so she doesn't have to be worried about you going with another woman during these times. Her finding what you did is a plus for you and her. Just don't be explaining that you don't usually do that or she will begin to think what do you really do to get release. When she is off...she will be on you.... not even because she wants it.... but to give you release... to satisfy you because she now knows you really need to have it.

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Re: . by GodWrites: 10:53am On Dec 10, 2020
GreatDamife:
I rarely masturbate and I hide it from my wife. This morning, she'd gone to get some stuffs and I didn't know when she got back only to be starring at me while wanking at the bathroom. I felt ashamed and disappointed. She didn't utter a word but greatly surprised. I quickly went to her and gave her a tight hug. Told her I wanted her badly but she's on red.. Had no choice than to tell her how it all started..She's quite understanding.. I'm feeling bad deep inside me regardless. Anyone with such experience?

When she's not on red, how is sex between you both? If you have been digging the hole like you're supposed to, then you have nothing to worry about.

Masturbation isn't a taboo! I've seen some couples bring in a black dude for a party, just to spice up their sex life.

Next time, instead of enjoying alone, bring your along even if she's on red. Sex doesn't always have to involve penetration.

Good luck!
Re: . by godlessmind: 11:00am On Dec 10, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is not an issue
Niggarz be making mountains out of a mohill

Masturbating is good....it is not a bad thing....

First of all....you need to stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty when masturbating.....
Let me tell you a secret...your wife was damnnn happy for so many reasons when she saw you masturbating
But you fuckkked up by feeling guilty immediately you saw her
... Infact mastubation is healthy
Re: . by GreatDamife(m): 11:10am On Dec 10, 2020
Originalsly:


Don't even know why you explain..... someone who doesn't know what "on red" mean need not be commenting on this thread period.

@ topic .... I see no reason why OP should be embarrassed .... unless he is one that strongly believe masturbating is a terrible sin ... or worse... one of these that believe masturbating is cheating.... "cheating with your hands". The fact that your wife said nothing shows that she is more matured and understanding when it comes to sexual matters. Why did she say nothing?... why did she not make a fuss about it?...nor I'm sure carried on as if she saw nothing? Smart women know the time their husband is most likely to cheat is when they are "on red" or later stages of pregnancy ... the time when they must find release. Now your wife knows how you get your release so she doesn't have to be worried about you going with another woman during these times. Her finding what you did is a plus for you and her. Just don't be explaining that you don't usually do that or she will begin to think what do you really do to get release. When she is off...she will be on you.... not even because she wants it.... but to give you release... to satisfy you because she now knows you really need to have it.
You made valid points, sire

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