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Re: . by Twelfthman: 11:24am On Dec 10, 2020
Yoo bro don't listen to people that tell you
masturbation is Good. It not a sin, it prevent prostrate cancer for men.
These are lies sold by the media/sex/porn/pharmaceutical industries and majority of people dealing with the masturbation demon but don't know how to get out of the demon bondage...

Masturbation is dangerous and it not your fault that you masturbated even in marriage because the demon made you did that... Succubus will crash your marriage in no time if you don't stop and reject the demon.
Stop feeding the demon with your seeds( sperm, The creation energy, which is actually the most powerful sexual energy.) These demon use men seeds to create demon babies and bring various calamity and destruction to the human realm. This is why people that masturbated are often pro to depression, failures upon failures.suicide , Divorce ( succubus is very jealous, she want to have you to herself)
Gays and lesbianism aren't left out. Demon have gather so happily wherever, wherever and whomever engage in these unholy acts ( Its part of the devil world agenda and its interwoven with masturbation)
Many people are in bondage. You get on internet they throw porn in your face, Why do you think they made porn easily accessible because they want y'all to masturbate. It is like you giving hacker password to to access your bank account. I will tell you that MAJORITY of the population are possess by this demon ( male and females) and people possess tend to support masturbation and other devils evil agenda for the world.( unknowingly to most except for minority that openly worship Satan) These people are like robot/tools for the devil( the master of all demon)
So if you need help to quit masturbation let me know. I can walk you through on various ways you can quit and get Control of your Life back.
Goodluck.
Re: . by JONSYN7154: 11:31am On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:

Menstrual period.
oh! tnx

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Re: . by JONSYN7154: 11:31am On Dec 10, 2020
kachdviruz:
I guess menstruation
na wa o
Re: . by Dliquidmetal(m): 11:36am On Dec 10, 2020
Notatribalist:
I jealous you guys that masturbate without suffering from side effects. For me,if I masturbate today the next 4 days will be hell for me..Back pain,eyes pain and blurring vision, sharp stomach ache and sadness..I can never masturbate oo.
wait o,what about real sex? To me it's the same ejaculation that ends it and youd face the same issue when you Bleep a real girl. I dont understand

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Re: . by Dliquidmetal(m): 11:41am On Dec 10, 2020
Twelfthman:
Yoo bro don't listen to people that tell you
masturbation is Good. It not a sin, it prevent prostrate cancer for men.
These are lies sold by the media/sex/porn/pharmaceutical industries and majority of people dealing with the masturbation demon but don't know how to get out of the demon bondage...

Masturbation is dangerous and it not your fault that you masturbated even in marriage because the demon made you did that... Succubus will crash your marriage in no time if you don't stop and reject the demon.
Stop feeding the demon with your seeds( sperm, The creation energy, which is actually the most powerful sexual energy.) These demon use men seeds to create demon babies and bring various calamity and destruction to the human realm. This is why people that masturbated are often pro to depression, failures upon failures.suicide , Divorce ( succubus is very jealous, she want to have you to herself)
Gays and lesbianism aren't left out. Demon have gather so happily wherever, wherever and whomever engage in these unholy acts ( Its part of devil agency and its interwoven with masturbation)
Many people are in bondage. You get on internet they throw porn in your face, Why do you think they made porn easily accessible because they want y'all to masturbate. It is like you giving hacker password to to access your bank account. I will tell you that MAJORITY of the population are possess by this demon ( male and females) and people possess tend to support masturbation and other devils evil agenda for the world.( unknowingly to most except for minority that openly worship Satan) These people are like robot/tools for the devil( the master of all demon)
So if you need help to quit masturbation let me know. I can walk you through on various ways you can quit and get Control of your Life back.
Goodluck.
wtf is this one spewing? Na you know the demon wey dey worry you o,I see no wrong in masturbation it's natural way of easing oneself. I dont worry about women when I have urges and no woman can ever ever use me to do shakara, masturbation is healthy for me and I've enjoyed the journey so far
Re: . by sade38436: 11:54am On Dec 10, 2020
:You a lawyer?Yes. Charge and bail lawyer
Re: . by Notatribalist(m): 12:06pm On Dec 10, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
wait o,what about real sex? To me it's the same ejaculation that ends it and youd face the same issue when you Bleep a real girl. I dont understand
No,I don't face anything when I have real sex...
Re: . by Notatribalist(m): 12:09pm On Dec 10, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
wait o,what about real sex? To me it's the same ejaculation that ends it and youd face the same issue when you Bleep a real girl. I dont understand
I read somewhere that sperm released during masturbation contains more ions than the one release during Normal sex..And in masturbation they are forced to come out whereas sex is natural..
Re: . by Dliquidmetal(m): 12:21pm On Dec 10, 2020
Notatribalist:
I read somewhere that sperm released during masturbation contains more ions than the one release during Normal sex..And in masturbation they are forced to come out whereas sex is natural..
well I dont know about that but I think most people that shout masturbation is bad are the protagonist of their own problems cause how can you be masturbating 3-5 times daily? I dont do that shit more than 4 times weekly and its healthy enough
Re: . by martius101(m): 12:39pm On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity






oga be calming down
Re: . by Notatribalist(m): 1:06pm On Dec 10, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
well I dont know about that but I think most people that shout masturbation is bad are the protagonist of their own problems cause how can you be masturbating 3-5 times daily? I dont do that shit more than 4 times weekly and its healthy enough
How can human being masturbate 5 thanx a day?When I was a chronic masturbator I never did it twice a day self.But I was doing it everyday non stop for many years..I never knew it's detrimental to health.Most of the thing I suffered I can't even mention them here.
Re: . by tnerro1(m): 1:10pm On Dec 10, 2020
Them go soon table your matter for church and pastor go use you preach Sunday service
Re: . by Just123: 1:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
Notatribalist:
I jealous you guys that masturbate without suffering from side effects. For me,if I masturbate today the next 4 days will be hell for me..Back pain,eyes pain and blurring vision, sharp stomach ache and sadness..I can never masturbate oo.

This is abnormal, have you seen a medical expert.
Re: . by Notatribalist(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
Just123:


This is abnormal, have you seen a medical expert.
Yes.The only solution I have got so far is stop the act.
Re: . by seunak2016: 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2020
GreatDamife:
I rarely masturbate and I hide it from my wife. This morning, she'd gone to get some stuffs and I didn't know when she got back only to be starring at me while wanking at the bathroom. I felt ashamed and disappointed. She didn't utter a word but greatly surprised. I quickly went to her and gave her a tight hug. Told her I wanted her badly but she's on red.. Had no choice than to tell her how it all started..She's quite understanding.. I'm feeling bad deep inside me regardless. Anyone with such experience?
why not have a small gf outside, this life no go kee yourself oooo
Re: . by Petyr1: 2:24pm On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity
grin grin grin nairaland oooo. This one crack me up
Re: . by Petyr1: 2:29pm On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Because of the way they behave when we deny them like they are going to quench. Some literally cry like a baby.

They be like
Please na
Please na
Oya let me put only the head
Oya I'll not move. Let me just put it and leave it inside
Oya how much is that shoe you requested for tongue
Oya... pleaseeees naaaau

That is the extent they can go just for common sex.

Lol... I'm out!
for a man to masturbate when he has a wife just know that that type of punishment will never work
He will continue masturbating and refuse to beg. Moreover he just want to ejaculate or cum and masturbation has solve the problem.
In this scenario you have to think out of the box
Re: . by GreatDamife(m): 2:30pm On Dec 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What do you mean it is not an issue?

A married man is cheating on his wife with his hand, you said it isn’t an issue?

It is a serious issue the wife has to litigate and probably file for divorce on the ground of infidelity
Guess divorce is like a daily 3 square meal in your lineage.
Re: . by Amotolongbo(f): 2:33pm On Dec 10, 2020
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GreatDamife:
Guess divorce is like a daily 3 square meal in your lineage.
[/s]thrash bin content
Re: . by Judybash93(m): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2020
Sometimes, a nigga just need to rub one off... There's nothing to feel bad about... Rub the thing o jare

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Re: . by IAmSkinny: 4:23pm On Dec 10, 2020
CalliDora1:


Because of the way they behave when we deny them like they are going to quench. Some literally cry like a baby.

They be like
Please na
Please na
Oya let me put only the head
Oya I'll not move. Let me just put it and leave it inside
Oya how much is that shoe you requested for tongue
Oya... pleaseeees naaaau

That is the extent they can go just for common sex.

Lol... I'm out!



This is the exact stuff the REDPILL movement have been warning us (men) against. Shey una de see am?
.
Godforbid I beg for sex. I'd rather cut off my d!ck than do this shitt!
Re: . by Nobody: 4:28pm On Dec 10, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
I guess he cheated on her with his soapy hands cheesy
that's the reason they call him HANDSOME
Re: . by Nobody: 4:29pm On Dec 10, 2020
illicit:
She will start looking at ur hands somehow as from today undecided


They don't like rivals....
she fit pour acid for that hand grin grin grin grin

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Re: . by illicit(m): 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2020
positivevibez:
she fit pour acid for that hand grin grin grin grin



yes nah....
Re: . by Rrchrd(m): 4:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
mmm on "red" could that mean "on menses"
Re: . by meobizy(f): 7:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
At least she didn’t catch you cheating on her. I think that’s the next upgrade coming.
Re: . by GreatDamife(m): 12:56am On Dec 15, 2020
meobizy:
At least she didn’t catch you cheating on her. I think that’s the next upgrade coming.
nah
Re: . by Nobody: 12:59am On Dec 15, 2020
op u will go to hell cheesy
better repent cheesy
hope she hasnt reported to her pastor sha grin

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