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| She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 10:07pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by SarutobiEky(m): 5:59am On Jan 09, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2021 |
[quote author=solocube post=97863402]... [/b]One night stand...How to get her on bed It was last year, when the lockdown was on...[b] There was this fair lady, Chai, the girl coordinate well All the angles of the coordinate set well This one na ''perfect square'' oyinbo And na that kind babe me I like wella I'm telling you, this girl get barca wella, the Chelsea sef plum... O boi that day, me wan dey united... The whole of my biological system no dey alright again Wetin happen? Naso I gather boldness go meet am. And we began talking, I arranged those words well, she just dey there dey laugh... And so the attachment got stronger, chai, for my mind I don dey pray... And so we exchanged numbers, and was about to leave when she said... I live down the road there, do you care to escort me? Ehh, sure, I replied... And naso we reach the house, and before I could say Jack, She said, come in let me offer you a drink... Yeah, I'm even feeling thirsty, I told And so we entered, she served one chilled beer,o boi my head shack My body don set for the ''Jordan crossing'' I was ready to pass this red sea with my apostolic rod... We don dey move gradually go bed... Carried her and dropped her on the bed... And then something happened Something that scared the shiiii out of me. We began to hear sound. We were trying to figure out what was going on, then her boyfriend called. He was coming to her lodge, with two of his guys to pass the night in her room. Yepa,wetin be dis In his words... "baby, town don cast, we dey come crash for you room" That was the moment I learnt that her boyfriend na strong man. Fracas dey town and baba wan disembark. That night, me and this fine girl begin sweat under AC. E get as e be that night Naso,I run carry myself comot Chai, e pain me wella I went back to my place No be me strong men go beat up for girl house. Wetin I for tell my parents say e happen to me? Anyways, if you haven't registered for my copwriting class where I'll be teaching you how to make massive sales with persuasive writing... Click this link to register https://empireltd.com.ng/copy-writing-hacks Or call/WhatsApp +2348164870942 Offer ends tomorrow Solomon opeyemi Sales consultant Direct response copywriter |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 10:05pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 9:52pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
solocube: So we continue on how to become a master of female orgasm 4) Get wet together This is one other way of getting her Hot... If you’ve ever attempted to have sex in the shower or in a body of water, you’ll know that it could be very difficult to insert when your body is submerged in liquid. But it's a very good avenue to get her Hot... Take turns in stripping each other gently, And then prepare a hot water in a bath tub where you can really explore the intimacy of touch That warmth and the feel of body caress will get her really Hot... She could even be in the bathroom, having her shower,just enter and begin to help scrub her body... That touch of caress will get her Hot 5) Give her a nice massage: She could be a little weak, or maybe she complained of her tired, Don't waste time, that's a good time to get her on... Volunteer to give her a very nice erotic massage first, it shouldn’t even seem like an erotic massage. But once she feels really relaxed, that’s when you can start massaging those naughty bits. Get creative about it... Shey you catch the flow? Solomon opeyemi +2348164870942 Stay tuned for my next post tomorrow |
| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by vicmbosowo: 9:58pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 8:32pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 9:34pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
[quote author=solocube post=98064223][/quote] [/b]How to be a master of female orgasm[b] We continue from where we left off  kissingAs common as it sounds,it's very effective in servicing the erotic desire in her... Don't forget what got you here in the first place. “Women sometimes get their greatest erotic pleasure from frequent, passionate kissing,” Don't just limit the kissing to the mouth alone, go all round, explore all of the paradise.... See her reactions... Check to see which part the moans becomes evident... Then focus. 9)Focus on quality, not quantity Improve the quality of pre-intimacy and she’ll never again bug you about the quantity. Don't act as if,all you want is the sex... She'll notice and take time before getting Hot If you like how her calves feel, stroke them in appreciation. If you like her butt, kiss it. Just keep kissing everything kissable... Shey you catch the flow? To be continued Solomon opeyemi |
| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 2:40am On Jan 24, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 5:04am On Jan 26, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 2:08am On Feb 06, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 5:58am On Feb 08, 2021 |
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| Re: She Walked Into My Room Naked And I Couldn't Help It by solocube: 5:38pm On Feb 16, 2021 |
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