You still get mouth de talk......

Bigggloadofcum:



I need to meet that guy. I really must buy him a drink.

What nonsense?


Same way I booked a date with one pretty girl whom I thought had sense.

I was there about 5 minutes before the time (my mistake). But this girl showed up 10 minutes later.

Not only was she late, but she came with four other girls whom she said were her friends.

Four! Like what da fvck?!?!?

I signaled one of the attendant and I whispered into her ears to get five bottles of water for the ladies, then I ordered my food.

The rest is history but I'll never forget the look on their faces.

I had to make peace with her cuz what she has behind and before is something to kill for. Very big, round and bouncy bum bum.

I eventually made peace with her in my bedroom.

Hahahahaha, that was a lifetime lesson for her. Experience they say is the best teacher. Kudos, u should be nominated for a Nobel Prize.

feels like a lie right now

SmellySperm:
where's that dude with the signature "Nigerian gals are useless"

his attention is needed here

That's Mosdii.

SmellySperm:
where's that dude with the signature "Nigerian gals are useless"

his attention is needed here

That's Mosdii.

Bekermann:

That's Mosdii.

Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Bekermann:

That's Mosdii.

Nigerian Girls Are Nitwits...All Of Them

Bigggloadofcum:



I need to meet that guy. I really must buy him a drink.

What nonsense?


Same way I booked a date with one pretty girl whom I thought had sense.

I was there about 5 minutes before the time (my mistake). But this girl showed up 10 minutes later.

Not only was she late, but she came with four other girls whom she said were her friends.

Four! Like what da fvck?!?!?

I signaled one of the attendant and I whispered into her ears to get five bottles of water for the ladies, then I ordered my food.

The rest is history but I'll never forget the look on their faces.

I had to make peace with her cuz what she has behind and before is something to kill for. Very big, round and bouncy bum bum.

I eventually made peace with her in my bedroom.

wise man

This is a Liability.

The guy invited you for a date, you went and brought 2 of your friends.

I would have done the same thing.

The guy didn't do well, he's obviously not a gentleman,. he should have just closed eyes and paid for everyone,.. that's what a real gentleman would have done..

Chimaokigwe:
Trayceey, come and meet your sister o. I'm sure if you go on a date and the guy doesn't buy takeout food for your mother, you will come back crying and open thread on Nairaland.

Chima , this is not right. She's been bashed enough on that thread.

Don't make it a personal fight or war with her.
Enough of the name calling, please

Queenslander:
The guy didn't do well, he's obviously not a gentleman,. he should have just closed eyes and paid for everyone,.. that's what a real gentleman would have done..

what if his budget was only meant for two

He should run on debts just to be seen as a gentleman

this 2021 wahala too much abeg... everyday with different hilarious post... #we move!

Melaye:
what if his budget was only meant for two

He should run on debts just to be seen as a gentleman

yes oh!!

Kingosytex:
Some girls no get sense.

Some one called you for a date and you went and brought your friends. If he wanted a crowd, he would have shared the post on facebook or other social media platform.

Do you know how much he had? The guy man must have budgeted for two, yet you made it four...from where did you expect him to get the remaining balance?

The guy must have calculated that there was a great possibility of him running on a double loss, that is overspending and yet not being able to get into your honey pot then he simply decided to reduce the loss to the barest minimum.

Bro, forget about hitting the honey pot some ladies are just naturally daft. Nah so I met one on Jan 1st, gave her appointment on the 5th which she agreed to show up I called her in the morning just to remind her about our meeting nah so madam talk say she no fit come my house anymore that I should come to her side there's one close bar around her house.

As a mumu guy I told her to come to my side there's one bar there u wont believe she ask for the bar name b4 she even obliged to come worst of it all she con dey gimme time on top my money. Sth unexpected came up which cancelled our meeting.

Well, I dey draw plan on her case for this week. Since they want to be mad we go mad together for this year...

[quote author=VickyRotex post=97900554]Last I checked and according to Quora:

A date is where two people get together to get to know each other, to see if they’re compatible, often with the hopes of getting into a romantic-sexual relationship with each other.

Emphasis on the bold!

Few good Lady like you remain

Sometimes we take gentlemanliness becos its conducive. The guy is wise

Akinbahm:


Bro, forget about hitting the honey pot some ladies are just naturally daft. Nah so I met one on Jan 1st, gave her appointment on the 5th which she agreed to show up I called her in the morning just to remind her about our meeting nah so madam talk say she no fit come my house anymore that I should come to her side there's one close bar around her house.

As a mumu guy I told her to come to my side there's one bar there u wont believe she ask for the bar name b4 she even obliged to come worst of it all she con dey gimme time on top my money. Sth unexpected came up which cancelled our meeting.

Well, I dey draw plan on her case for this week. Since they want to be mad we go mad together for this year...

one one. Make sure you win this match.

Magnoliaa:
Why do POLYGAMOUS men desire an exclusive, one-on-one date?

Why not just meet all of them at once, speeding up the process? Because you chyke one girl, keep at home; chyke another, keep her for sex; chyke another, keep her for another reason... And you always tell women to be cool with and accept the other "wives" of their husbands.

So, I don't understand why a get-together date is paining all of you oh. You want to enjoy the traditional benefit of getting many women at the same time without paying for them, abi? Is dah how yur fadaz used to do?

Your signature checks out.

"Femnazi, SJW, Snowflake", no truer words have been said. I'm glad to see you're already discovering yourself, but the life you're living is a recipe for disaster.

Chimaokigwe:


Yes o. She has become an object of ridicule due to her own stupidity.

abeg link to this Traceey girl post.

When you are a child, you do childish things.

A child that refused home training will be trained from outside. Hungry bunch of ladies.

Queenslander:
The guy didn't do well, he's obviously not a gentleman,. he should have just closed eyes and paid for everyone,.. that's what a real gentleman would have done..

your stupidity did you buy it,learn it or inherit it ,
your gentleman of a father bought you mother 10 naira purewater and twenty naira gala,6 billion years of suffering for you and the lady

SoftChordz:
abeg link to this Traceey girl post.

See the lamentations of the thief here
https://www.nairaland.com/6350224/fiance-visited-mother-empty-handed-now

Smart guy. There was a contract but she violated the contract her own way and the guy executed in in his own way.

And friends were instantly ready like noddle to go eat rice and chicken then top it with cup of ice-cream they didn't work for.

Giraffe neck they learn for wia some ladies one dey.

Introvertmemer:

your stupidity did you buy it,learn it or inherit it ,
your gentleman of a father bought you mother 10 naira purewater and twenty naira gala,6 billion years of suffering for you and the lady

you don't have to be aggressive towards me. my dear.. you can easily get your point across without insults,. Okay, it's a new year!! Be a good boy!!