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Why Am I Ugly by China112(m): 1:54am On Jan 11, 2021 |
I remember back in primary school. After wearing my uniform my mum will rub powder on my face and tell me I am a handsome boy. Other times she will tell me I am a fine boy. Even though I didn't really understand what it means deeply, it made me feel happy and confident... Whenever I get to class, the other kids don't want to play with me. All the girls don't want to sit close to me. Why? But when I offer them my biscuits and sweet they eat it and run away after. Why? I always asked myself. Whenever our Aunty in school wants to use anyone as scape goat I am always the first option. Why me God? Why me? When I talk, My head moves backwards and lower, then my mouth open wider than Lagos ibadan express way. "You this ugly boy stop making noise in my class", Aunty Ruth thundered at me! Another boy also called me ugly. But whenever I look in the mirror, I see myself. Unfortunately, the mirror Hates me too. Maybe the mirror is not a lair but when I got to jss1 my head size reduced and I was able to wear the school beret. Ok let me just tell the truth! The school tailor took my own cap measurement separately. I love academics and I always wanted the teachers to see me so I am not a back bencher. Why are the other students saying I should move my head? Our class teacher later told me to change my sit and be sitting at the back. Not because I was obstructing the view of others but that he didn't like my face. Well I don't blame him, my face is not on 1000 naira note and the guy man is always stingy. Now when I think of him sef... Tueh Tueh Tueh. We later heard he gave Agric Aunty belle Now I am older, no lady likes to roll with me even as a brother. No girl wants to give me audience unless I drive Audi or Benz. I can't even find my own sweet Agric Aunty to give belle. To make things worse, I am broke and hungry. Now, even a blind man can see the well of Getsemane on my neck from 12miles off. I have tried to get a job, when I got to the interview my face wasn't that of Leonard Decaprio. My smile wasn't that of Ramsey Noah. How do I fair in sales and marketing coupled with the fact that I don't have a sweet voice and nice fleshy curves. well I have soaked my last two cups of garri. I have no hope whatsoever of anything to eat when morning comes. I am faced with two whahala ugly and hunger. Which kind wahala be this 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by SweetBuns(f): 1:56am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Troll or an actual cry for help I cant even tell these days 1 Like |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by China112(m): 1:59am On Jan 11, 2021 |
SweetBuns: You never go sleep?? |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by Yusufisraelj(m): 3:11am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Lols |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by Zaheertyler(m): 4:13am On Jan 11, 2021 |
SweetBuns:How far pepper Dey the buns? |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by holybizzy(m): 4:56am On Jan 11, 2021 |
no b swear But you go eventually useless pass your papa |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by CuteMike01(m): 4:59am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Hit the gym. Let's start from there first |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by BigDawsNet: 7:04am On Jan 11, 2021 |
You need to learn a skills Software development When you are handsome you will be distracted to learn When you not.. Nobody will have time for you creating enough space for you to become guru Then you can probably become the next mark 2 Likes |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by doubleE70: 7:22am On Jan 11, 2021 |
if I give u my face for just a day girls no go let u rest aswear |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by FanOfMyself: 7:24am On Jan 11, 2021 |
BigDawsNet:Are you a coder? |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by songzDaniel01(m): 7:24am On Jan 11, 2021 |
. na so ur head big! |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by blinking001(m): 7:51am On Jan 11, 2021 |
All this long episode na for wetin na? Just say you need financial assistance... all this long episode isn't necessary |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by BigDawsNet: 8:45am On Jan 11, 2021 |
FanOfMyself: Absolutely |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by FanOfMyself: 8:47am On Jan 11, 2021 |
BigDawsNet:Stack? |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by Kayberg: 8:49am On Jan 11, 2021 |
China112: Until I see your picture, I don't believe you're ugly. Are you looking same as that Kenyan man who divorces and remarries at will? If no, forget it bro. You ain't ugly. If you get some money, good diet and smart dressings, you'd know your facial looks is nothing. |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by BigDawsNet: 8:52am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by FanOfMyself: 12:08pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
BigDawsNet:I mean which languages/technologies do you know and code in. My core stacks are MEVN i.e Mongodb, ExpressJs, VueJs, NodeJs. VueJs for frontend, Node/Express for backend and Mongodb for data persistent |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by China112(m): 1:21pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
blinking001: I am sorry about that. Please I am in need of financial assistance. Please someone should have mercy on me |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by hashtagged(m): 1:33pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
Ask God that why he made some ugly and some pretty, some rich some poor some able and some disabled, some miracle workers and some pray and no miracle. I won't sugercoat it you were just at the unfortunate end of a creator who dosent care for us. Focus on your life love is a scam made for only the rich and pretty do other things that give you joy or pleasure |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by shantti(m): 1:35pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
Someone had told u an honest truth, hit the gym. |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by China112(m): 10:57pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
hashtagged: Please I need a miracle. I am ashamed to say I am still a virgin at my age |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by offset67(m): 11:17pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
CuteMike01:you are right 1 Like |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by Vlain: 2:14pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
China112: Nonsense U are using us to learn poem. |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by Vlain: 2:15pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
China112: Now U are talking |
Re: Why Am I Ugly by China112(m): 2:16pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Vlain: Poem?. I even thought I have modified the post. |
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