Btw Ur Phone & Ur Relationship, Which One Are U Scared Of Losing? Me, My Phone. What Abt Urs?

ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:
1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..
I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.
How man no go get High BP..
On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..
dem go still give you instruction..

"HONEY HARDER"
My brothers in the house, let's take it easy......our lives matters.
With or without us, life will continue.
GOD Bless and be with all Men! Amen No wonder Bobrisky left Us