Please, who should I blame for my laziness?

1. Is it the free light we've been enjoying for more than 14 years now in this local government?

2. Is it the free money I make while I sleep? (I'm jobless and I love it).

3. Is it the 5 years I spent being awake so I can enjoy at last while my haters were busy abusing and wasting away online?

4. Is it village people?

5. Is it my haters?

If the option is not listed, mention it.

I slept for 8 hours, woke, didn't do any house chores, ate healthy food, and went straight to lie on the floor in the living room to watch TV with my phone turned off.

I turned it on and some phone calls came but I didn't pick because I'm too lazy to get up and pick the calls. I'm on lockdown.

I need a houseboy and a bodyguard. Only my haters are qualified to apply.

Mind you, I'm broke, but I believe God will provide.

Modified: Some pictures have been deleted.

Oh, do you guys notice my pocket looks like the vagina of a SWAN member who just finished doing abortion?

Lol

[quote author=iLegendd post=98015545]Oh, do you guys notice my pocket looks like the vagina of a SWAN member who just finished doing abortion?[/quote

this guy ... ur haters dey increase daily oi ...
just dey live ur soft life , u don pay ur dues.

Daniiel:
this guy ... ur haters dey increase daily oi ...
just dey live ur soft life , u don pay ur dues.

That's what's up.

The bigger the hater base, the bigger the exposure and the bigger the income.

iLegendd:


That's what's up.

The bigger the hater base, the bigger the exposure and the bigger the income.

so to make it in life we need more haters than friends.

But wait oh, who is hating a suppose "broke" niggåř like you?

Seems they have No/Zero preference on their "hating" livelihood...

Daniiel:


so to make it in life we need more haters than friends.

Haters are just a bunch of depressed people you use to grow.

It should be 80% fans and 20% haters. Unfortunately, my haters is just around 5% and that sucks.

phelonrays:


But wait oh, who is hating a suppose "broke" niggåř like you?

Seems they have No/Zero preference on their "hating" livelihood...

I wonder o!

Lol I used to hate this guy until I remembered we all vibe and catch cruise differently

Carry on son of the soil

Boss open saloon for me naa

tyup:
Lol I used to hate this guy until I remembered we all vibe and catch cruise differently

Carry on son of the soil

I never noticed. Glad I did today. You know, the person keeping malice and hating is always the one hurting while the other is cruising.

There is one funny tactic Nairalanders use and when I see it, I just laugh. Do you want to know it?

Mandela27:
Boss open saloon for me naa

Okay, Sir.

This one no get problem

Why Should I Waste My Hate On Inconsequencial...I Dnt Even No You Exist!...Winks!

Firefox234:
This one no get problem

My problem is laziness and I'm stingy. Isn't that a problem?

Smoke55:
Why Should I Waste My Hate On Inconsequencial...I Dnt Even No You Exist!...Winks!

Lol

So Ilegend is a fine boy...had no idea

Most people find this your attention seeking habit annoying tho...

LadyTianna:
So Ilegend is a fine boy...had no idea

Who dash me that one? iLegend, Oshiomole, and Obasanjo are in the same category.

I'm ugly, broke, and unintelligent. That's how we roll.

LadyTianna:

Most people find this your attention seeking habit annoying tho...

They are not the only one. I prefer to annoy people than to please them and it has been working in my favor.

I have never met a woman who didn't say I wasn't annoying. These same women are the ones who can't get enough of my annoyance + stubbornness.

It got to a point an Asian girl who jokingly called me annoying said she respects me more than she respects her dad.

Do you know why? When a woman can't control a man, a man automatically becomes annoying, yet attractive.

Women love a man they can't push over and control and at the same time, the man isn't controlling, but in control with a sense of humor and unpredictability.

So, I'm naturally annoying and I doubt I'll ever stop. Whoever can't be controlled by women or men is naturally annoying and stubborn and I'm happy to be one.

I just do my thing and let people cry and abuse all they want. Lol.

baba how far I created a thread on my new book I'm writing, I need some guidance and also more graphics for the artwork and also don't mind if you help me to get more recognition and maybe I can also start earning through this

here is the thread sir,

https://www.nairaland.com/6361281/realm

I will appreciate of you reply let me know what else I can do

tyup:
Lol I used to hate this guy until I remembered we all vibe and catch cruise differently

Carry on son of the soil

Lol

Check my signature guys, iLegendd if una wan send PayPal funds, Hala at me

iLegendd:


I never noticed. Glad I did today. You know, the person keeping malice and hating is always the one hurting while the other is cruising.

There is one funny tactic Nairalanders use and when I see it, I just laugh. Do you want to know it?

what's it?

:Boss open saloon for me naaOkay, Sir.

gbolagunte81693:
:Boss open saloon for me naaOkay, Sir.

Ya mad.
How he go take open for you saloon

he is the president of SMAN

Blessedboy23:

Ya mad.
How he go take open for you saloon

he is the president of SMAN

You quoted the wrong guy. That's a robot you just quoted.

iLegendd:

You quoted the wrong guy. That's a robot you just quoted.

Robot?? You mean there is robot in nairaland

gbolagunte81693:
:Boss open saloon for me naaOkay, Sir.

Sèun robot sef wan open saloon.
No electricity in Nigeria o.

But
Is
That
Why
There's
No
Sofa
In
Your
Living
Room

Lol,,,,

Faaji unlimited

PinkPill:
But
Is
That
Why
There's
No
Sofa
In
Your
Living
Room

I dashed them out.

iLegendd:

I dashed them out.

When will you have sense