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Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by atheistandproud(m): 3:53pm On May 02, 2021 |
Anaerobi: the boy's very correct 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Abdulyakeen: 3:53pm On May 02, 2021 |
A student ones said "my pocket money weekly is more than your monthly salary" Life of a teacher soundOsonic: |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by deeptechcool(m): 3:59pm On May 02, 2021 |
Anaerobi: He was right you know 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by atheistandproud(m): 4:01pm On May 02, 2021 |
Ella in SS2, three years ago, the last period on a Friday, after biology practical, dilly dallied and was the last to leave the lab. I stood by the door impatient, so I could lock it and go home to my playstation. She had drawn up her skirt above her knees and unbuttoned the first two buttons, and catwalked up to me. I didn't even care, na house dey my mind. I basically dragged her out and locked the door. On Monday, she passed me on the hallway and whispered, "Mr J, you're not trying oh". 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by femi4: 4:04pm On May 02, 2021 |
I introduced them to methods of solving quadratic equations like Completing the square, factorisation and quadratic formula. Student: No sir, that formula is "Almighty formula" Me: Who told you that? Student: My Daddy Me: Well, your Daddy is wrong. Only God is Almighty, It's called quadratic formula. 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by alfasexy: 4:05pm On May 02, 2021 |
child abuser. i hope some army guys find you and flog you senseless. |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by officialmario(m): 4:07pm On May 02, 2021 |
The craziest thing a student ever told me was when an ss2 student came to meet me that she really like me and my method of teaching, she told me to stop drinking that thing, and that whenever i take it my face is always red, she said i always look calm when i am not high on anything. she preached to me and repented, i was moved by her words. since that day i stopped taking hard substance. she changed my life. praise master jesus 16 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Lonelypacifist6: 4:07pm On May 02, 2021 |
bukatyne:You really had to stretch it that far? Some mothers don't just care, or just want their Children Around them all the time. It's not that deep. 3 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Depressed101: 4:08pm On May 02, 2021 |
CrazyMan:and y'all have the guts to criticize anty iyabo... You had no nerve to save that girl, you had to seek the opinion of another teacher and left it to her... God gave you an opportunity to save an abused young girl child you threw it away... Now I don't judge you because you probably didn't know how to go about it then 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Lastlook: 4:11pm On May 02, 2021 |
I love you, can you marry me. Hahaha funny but crazy |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by anochuko01(m): 4:12pm On May 02, 2021 |
Depressed101: You judge am finish, then went on to say "I don't judge you" 7 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Nobody: 4:19pm On May 02, 2021 |
Tadeknkeepcalm:Kogi state |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Lemmy123(m): 4:20pm On May 02, 2021 |
tunnex190:Right |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by belshazzar(m): 4:24pm On May 02, 2021 |
ah ah. funny eh, my experience with one of my pupil changed my life The thing is some of this kids actually see stuffs grown up usually miss, just last year after the pandemic I took a teaching job offer very close to me, (primary school tho), luckily,this girl ( isse like I do call her) was admitted to the same school same time, I didn't took notice of this not until later on, we were both new in the school (btw she's 6) and we just clicked like that , she's always fond of chatting with me after school hours , she said she loves talking with me, tho I found it fascinating at first , one day like that , she asked me why I usually wear same pair of shoes every Mondays to Thursday (lol) I was taken aback, she even went on that I should tell her why , since we were close, I opened up to her that I was feeling the after effects of the pandemic and that since my shoe is still good , I didn't plan on buying a new one cause I have bigger and better stuffs to buy .. fast forward to open day, she had asked her mum to buy my a new shoes, and to my utmost surprise eh, she knew my shoe size .. i learnt a lot from that girl, even tho I had money to buy shoes no one ever noticed but she took note of it .. there's more to it but I'd rather stop here 23 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by NaBanga: 4:29pm On May 02, 2021 |
Nigerians are sick in the head. See how someone talked about child abuse as if he gave the child candy. Western countries should not allow Nigerians to leave the zoo they are in. They can spoil other places on earth. |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Cromagnon: 4:31pm On May 02, 2021 |
Lemmy123:so sex is now foul? Sorry o Mr righteous 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by kalu61(m): 4:34pm On May 02, 2021 |
ststyreal:Okay, that's good. Most floggings are unnecessary. I think quoting the guy is also good so that he makes correction that throwing it open. Happy Sunday to you. |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Uniique(m): 4:37pm On May 02, 2021 |
Teacher: Mention the types of shape you know Student 1 : Rectangle Student 2: Triangle Student 3: Banana shape. Whaaat? 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by kalu61(m): 4:37pm On May 02, 2021 |
atheistandproud:This line will make a good movie scene 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Lemmy123(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2021 |
Cromagnon:It's not about me, it's about them... Something just wasn't right about how everyone was asking a sex related question, hence they needed reorientation.. Simple 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Cromagnon: 4:43pm On May 02, 2021 |
Lemmy123:then tough explain to them instead of judging. It's the same you that will judge them if they don't get married in time or have children. It cuts both ways Sexy is a biological inperative You either control it or it will control you What you don't do is ignore it 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Galapagous(m): 4:45pm On May 02, 2021 |
Remember while serving in GSS BINCHI bassa LGA jos, I had this encounter with a student when I ask SS1 class to divide 20 by 4, they all went for their calculator and start punching, I then told them they weren't suppose to be doing this, one rude student got up and said, *and so, you expect me to use my head and calculate 20/4* I was stunned not by what he said but with the level of confidence he had, I had to let it slide cos there's level of discipline you can instill in that kind of xtian community if ure a mislim. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Pentools(m): 4:46pm On May 02, 2021 |
The younger girl of about 12years, from a very wealthy and well known family in Nigeria told me "but uncle you're done schooling, you should know better than I do that school is a very BIG SCAM!!!, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON US, I HATE SCHOOL, I WANT TO DO BUSINESS LIKE REAL ESTATE AND SELLING OF CARS". That was when I had them for home lesson those days, the thing shock me enter marrow till date, know that her parents are huge academias especially the mom.
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Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Anaerobi(m): 4:47pm On May 02, 2021 |
Rex442:Yes, I later browsed it... he was actually right. but giving the already known Protein giving food will save more stress 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by jeruzi(m): 4:50pm On May 02, 2021 |
Two things: 1. Uncle should let me know if he is engaged so I can stop crushing on him. 2.seeing the image of a male reproductive organ on a female answer booklet when it was not biology test |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Lemmy123(m): 4:50pm On May 02, 2021 |
Cromagnon:I wasn't a teacher, we only had "One chance" to visit any school. We probably would never see again after that day. The NGO has to do what it had to do and not in our place to start telling them to flee sex and all that... You just need to agree with my that mind of an average teenage girl is really perverted... Sex is biological, yes, but what they lack is control and more education on that, they're probably not satisfied with the tidbits of information their teachers are churning out, leaving out the larger part that would satisfied their curiosity... I'm not judging anyone! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Simba00007(m): 4:58pm On May 02, 2021 |
ststyreal:the way you handled it,deserves applause |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Anaerobi(m): 5:00pm On May 02, 2021 |
kendological: Yes, I later browsed it... he was actually right. but giving the already known Protein giving food will save more stress |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Durklil: 5:01pm On May 02, 2021 |
Oh |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by emzynuel1: 5:02pm On May 02, 2021 |
All of una way dey complain say flogging no gud. Suppose no say everything get it own gud Syd n bad Syd Even no flogging a child can b disadvantageous 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Anaerobi(m): 5:04pm On May 02, 2021 |
litigator: lol... |
Re: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by Cromagnon: 5:08pm On May 02, 2021 |
Lemmy123:sex is perverted? How did you get here? Ate you a test tube baby? Will judging teach control or will it force them underground into the hands of baba ijesha type of perverts. All I'm saying is sex is a tool for keeping the species going Not good not bad Just a reality that burying head in sand will not helo They want to know more(right and wrong) but those that know (you) choose to leave them to find out the hard way when you force them to hide for fear of being labelled perverted 3 Likes |
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