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How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:57am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them. I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around. Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!! On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony. That day I was high on red tramadol I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute. I ended the testimony with fake tears It was a moving story shaa But why did I do fake testimony?? I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head. Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!! Im still in shock up til now As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor. They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche. The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her. They know me as a new member. I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes 215k from giving fake testimony.. But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number Or Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number. Only pastor I gave my number to The woman doesn't have my number What do u think I should do? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by WoundedLamb: 2:04am On Feb 13, 2021 |
This has nothing to do with theism or atheism, you are simply irresponsible. Sorry, I couldn't find a more subtle way to tell you that. 57 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:09am On Feb 13, 2021 |
WoundedLamb:I guess life is not fair Irresponsible ppl getting more money than responsible ppl. Plus I was high when I did that testimony. If I was sober, I wouldn't have tried that tbh I usually toast church babes that's all. But that day I was high and filled with so much confidence I'm still shocked that they all believed my fake testimony. 5 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Babara1994(m): 2:26am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Mokason288(m): 3:07am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by AnonymousAhoy: 3:51am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Boy see my signature and stop mumuing around! 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:17am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Babara1994:I just love making fun of Christian's and their stupid beliefs. Like judgement day, rapture, born again All those stupid myopic beliefs are used to mislead the masses. This money I got from this pastor, he even said I should be reporting every Tuesday with account of how the money is being spent for my business. The mumu no know say I dey wait make the other woman fufill her 115k pledge,i go just block him number. Go my side go chop flex.. 9 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:26am On Feb 13, 2021 |
AnonymousAhoy:If it's not big bag of cash, I'm not checking any signature 6 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by LegendaryLover(m): 4:33am On Feb 13, 2021 |
ChizzyBuna: Continue joor.... their God is very forgiving. But just be careful that the way you're going you don't offend someone dear to their God, cos then their god will fvck you up. And when he does, no juju man, native doctor, amadioha, sango, demons, evil spirits, Queen of the coast and seven seas, occult lords, will be able to help you. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by michlins(m): 5:14am On Feb 13, 2021 |
And efcc will arrest you for fraud. Obtaining under false pretense 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:30am On Feb 13, 2021 |
michlins:The Pastor said "God told him to bless me with 100k to start my business afresh" I agree, I lied with fake testimony, but I never expected to be given cash or gift. I just did it cuz I was high and just jonzing around. The fact they all believed it and gave me money is the one that shock me. So I'm not responsible for the money pastor gave me. He said God told him to give me. Sooo it's not my fault 2 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by illicit(m): 6:24am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Abeg no go try am for deeper life or MFM.... 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Telegram234(m): 6:46am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Op ur KARMA is waiting for u... 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Deicide: 6:53am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Op is probably lying cause he is mentioning real names 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by anochuko01(m): 7:00am On Feb 13, 2021 |
the tramadol still dey your brain 6 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Nobody: 7:04am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Babara1994:Is that where God live? 2 Likes |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by lkillbrokehoes: 7:04am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Ibkayee is also cheating on me 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Kingluqman(m): 7:11am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Lol! God told the pastor indeed |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Quality20(m): 7:26am On Feb 13, 2021 |
pls send me 10k |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Raycrane01: 8:27am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Egbo nor block the pastor yet, wait for the other woman alert, soon as you see the alert, go the church give another testimony say pastor prayers and em money done really do wonders for you, especially him prayers, say ur land for village Na so mtn mass take locate am. Say u need go village ASAP, Buh you the promise to build another church for them hahahhahahahahahhaha. Com Shout praise the lord join am 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by pepperdemzombie: 8:50am On Feb 13, 2021 |
The ones whose entire family were wasted by boko haram, accidents, robbers, cults etc and the ones begging for money to treat one ailment or the other, who knows whatever they have done and pronounced into their lives. "As I live, declared The Lord, I shall do to you the VERY THINGS I heard you say" Numbers 14:28. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by pointblank247(m): 9:01am On Feb 13, 2021 |
I suggest that you return that money. 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by SarutobiEky(m): 9:02am On Feb 13, 2021 |
This animal don come with him cooked up stories. This guy isn't mentally stable. |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by kalu61(m): 9:16am On Feb 13, 2021 |
This is not an attribute of an atheist and your story is fake. Enjoy the fantasy of your fake story just like sisterfire catches cruise as chorister |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Nobody: 9:17am On Feb 13, 2021 |
ChizzyBuna:You know what forget what I said, if this is true chop your money, the sheep deserve it for being stupid. 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Babara1994:you mean the clown that prophesied coronas end or the one that prophesied Hilary Clinton's win in the presidential elections. 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by 3LACK: 9:34am On Feb 13, 2021 |
No 1. I know the story is probably a lie. But you sound depressed bruh. No 2. but still Op just know you can never scam or Rob God you are only scamming and robbing yourself. No 3. May God change and bless you. |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Divboy(m): 9:37am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Speechless mode |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by sunshineV(f): 10:09am On Feb 13, 2021 |
alaye jeun lo jor wait for the woman 115k... collect it with more tears and more cash will flow in 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Twelfthman: 10:54am On Feb 13, 2021 |
So basically you dating Christian girls to change their believe about God. Don't worry kontinue! God will arrest u one day ChizzyBuna: 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:30am On Feb 13, 2021 |
pointblank247:Money I've already spent 20% 1 Like |
Re: How I Scammed A Church 215k Naira by Nobody: 11:33am On Feb 13, 2021 |
ChizzyBuna: BOSS! Won't u pay your tithe? Pay 5% tithe to me Should I paste my Aza |
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