AlexB300:
it’s the fact that he uses Upper case to begin every word

OmovuduTheBeast:


The guy has very poor grammar.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Numerouno94:


My main Niggarr...U mean say u chop dat old creature? omo u try ooo.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Ojemedad:


Una go de form yankee, we eat everything

Thinkfree:
most of you here were born in the city or lied to be birthed in the city. So u don't know that tortoises are the best blood booster or replenisher in this world.

lekki1444:
hehe explains why the retard will eat a tortoise if thats how he speaks

LMS1:

na so na, u know say we nor get two lives.
atleast wen i die i fit Brag wit angel gabriel say "nor try me oo, you know the kind tortoise wey i chop for earth?"
LWKMD!

LMS1:

This guy your mumu nor be here o,
Cant you ignore some things in your life?
All your comment shows you are a big goober who is so jobless that you jump from comments to comments expressing your Deplated And fraustrating ass on how i typed and expressed myself in my thread.
if you behave fake because you are in the midst of large Audience you then good for you.
as for me i've got no issues on how i express myself.
am Nigerian, am native, am pidgin, and am in NAIRALAND.
So atleast 90% of viewers here understand pidgin quite well
and thankGod they all read and comprehend that i bought killed and ate a tortoise.
If you want me to rewrite the thread using correct pronounciations, grammers and punchlines then you opt to
Create your own YANKEELAND.COM and register wole soyinka or patrick obahighon there.
dont be talking as if my papa school fees na waste when your own certificate cant even get u a job that will make you comfortably buy Even N1000 Suya.
NONSENSE AND SPARGETTII!

picklighthouse:




You wanted to eat meat and what appealed to you was a tortoise? Really? Its not a crime o. But I'm just wondering. What part of the country are you from? Or you have roots in Asia somewhere? Tortoise? You stopped to actually buy one to take home and eat? I don't know what to say. Wish you well bro.

pozehnani:


You too??

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

lekki1444:
are we now comparing ourself to oyinbo ? you know we are the original civilized man and oyinbo is the beast man ? so we should now eat rubbish because the beast man is eating rubbish ? walah talahi i no understand this your thinking

LMS1:

This guy your mumu nor be here o,
Cant you ignore some things in your life?
All your comment shows you are a big goober who is so jobless that you jump from comments to comments expressing your Deplated And fraustrating ass on how i typed and expressed myself in my thread.
if you behave fake because you are in the midst of large Audience you then good for you.
as for me i've got no issues on how i express myself.
am Nigerian, am native, am pidgin, and am in NAIRALAND.
So atleast 90% of viewers here understand pidgin quite well
and thankGod they all read and comprehend that i bought killed and ate a tortoise.
If you want me to rewrite the thread using correct pronounciations, grammers and punchlines then you opt to
Create your own YANKEELAND.COM and register wole soyinka or patrick obahighon there.
dont be talking as if my papa school fees na waste when your own certificate cant even get u a job that will make you comfortably buy Even N1000 Suya.
NONSENSE AND SPARGETTII!

MarvelousMe:


Lol, anything to support your point

Anyway, the reason I mentioned you was cos you said people from the south south are degenerates cos you think they eat every kind of meat, so I wanted to point out to you the narrow mindedness of such thinking

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

MartinsD12:

And you think eating tortoise would make you wise, Op you acted so foolish and heartless, how could you eat tortoise upon all the whole meat in the market, this is cruelty you should be arrested by now, what nonsense.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

LMS1:

No Vex, But Tell Me U Dont Eat Cow Meat, Or Any Other Type Of Meat,
Because If U Do Then U Are The Most Foolish Hypocrite Here!
So The Cow And Fowl That U Kill And Eat Does Not Make U Cruel?
Or Dont They Have Their Own Right?
So Its Only Tortoise That Is Bad And Taboo Because Your Village People Worships It,
Smh Una Mentality Eh.

MartinsD12:

This shows your mentality is too low, I grew up eating cow meat, fowl, goat meat and for your information we don't worship tortoise, you are the hypocrite here, why eat tortoise when there are other meat out there some things are conventional, I don't even know why am replying a low mentality like you, mofo.