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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 6:49pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
AlexB300:all the tortoise wey he done eat done clog hin brain cells |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 6:50pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
OmovuduTheBeast:atrocious grammar in fact ehn 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by alexola20(m): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by ikorodureporta: 6:55pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
that ,5k wey go buy you one big fowl |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by brownbib(m): 6:58pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Seriously I don't know what people enjoy eating this guy |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 7:09pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1: My main Niggarr...U mean say u chop dat old creature? omo u try ooo. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 7:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Numerouno94:na so na, u know say we nor get two lives. atleast wen i die i fit Brag wit angel gabriel say "nor try me oo, you know the kind tortoise wey i chop for earth?" LWKMD! 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Nmezor(f): 7:28pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Gosh, so ppl eat tortoise. ..Really disgusting |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by hansomb: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Poverty is a big disease. You think differently when you are poor. Poor in this case means struggling to eat three square meal per day. Ability to pay your rent when due. To have access to clean drinking water and have cloth to cover your unclothedness. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by NamelessOGBENI(m): 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
As we dey light our weed dey quench am with bread and akara, some senior men for Borno don arrange a pot of stew of exotic meat.. Anyway, my nigggas over there yarn me say dem don finish the lion stew sef.. Buh OP, if you no mind you show for area make gather reason hyena meat abi na how you see am? |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by picklighthouse: 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1: You wanted to eat meat and what appealed to you was a tortoise? Really? Its not a crime o. But I'm just wondering. What part of the country are you from? Or you have roots in Asia somewhere? Tortoise? You stopped to actually buy one to take home and eat? I don't know what to say. Wish you well bro. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by pozehnani(f): 7:33pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Ojemedad: You too?? |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Bimpe29: 7:40pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Eat tortoise for real. I'm just hearing this from the first time. Wonder shall never end. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by GamalNasser: 7:40pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Thinkfree: How? Explain what's in a tortoise that makes it a great blood booster |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
lekki1444:This guy your mumu nor be here o, Cant you ignore some things in your life? All your comment shows you are a big goober who is so jobless that you jump from comments to comments expressing your Deplated And fraustrating ass on how i typed and expressed myself in my thread. if you behave fake because you are in the midst of large Audience you then good for you. as for me i've got no issues on how i express myself. am Nigerian, am native, am pidgin, and am in NAIRALAND. So atleast 90% of viewers here understand pidgin quite well and thankGod they all read and comprehend that i bought killed and ate a tortoise. If you want me to rewrite the thread using correct pronounciations, grammers and punchlines then you opt to Create your own YANKEELAND.COM and register wole soyinka or patrick obahighon there. dont be talking as if my papa school fees na waste when your own certificate cant even get u a job that will make you comfortably buy Even N1000 Suya. NONSENSE AND SPARGETTII! 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 7:46pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1:lmao.. U go tell am say " Angel Gabu, give me respect oo cos as u dey see me so i don chop 50yrs old tortoise for earth" I dey feel ur style, he gud make person xplore abeg. 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 7:49pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1: Bro, ignore those niggarrs... 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 7:52pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
picklighthouse:Dont condemn people bro. "ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER'S POISON!" The above phrase has been around for several decades, you need to go and ask your grandpa what it means. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Ojemedad: 8:05pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
pozehnani: Animals are meant to be eaten, I do eat tortoise |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by quickly: 8:15pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1: Na so Covid take start with Chinese eating reptiles and other animals. Chicken, Fish , Meat are safe and never finish for market. Una wan start to dey eat Bat , alligator , human being sef to proove wetin? |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by MarvelousMe: 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
lekki1444: Lol, anything to support your point Anyway, the reason I mentioned you was cos you said people from the south south are degenerates cos you think they eat every kind of meat, so I wanted to point out to you the narrow mindedness of such thinking |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 8:40pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
MarvelousMe:LOL now i didnt say ALL. i said some people from the south south. my best friend went to ekpoma university. he told me all the stories about how they eat monkeys over there etc. he said anything that has a pulse is eaten . if it breathes, its food |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by MartinsD12(m): 8:47pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1:And you think eating tortoise would make you wise, Op you acted so foolish and heartless, how could you eat tortoise upon all the whole meat in the market, this is cruelty you should be arrested by now, what nonsense. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 8:48pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 9:00pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
MartinsD12:No Vex, But Tell Me U Dont Eat Cow Meat, Or Any Other Type Of Meat, Because If U Do Then U Are The Most Foolish Hypocrite Here! So The Cow And Fowl That U Kill And Eat Does Not Make U Cruel? Or Dont They Have Their Own Right? So Its Only Tortoise That Is Bad And Taboo Because Your Village People Worships It, Smh Una Mentality Eh. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by ayojohn4real: 9:06pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Now wey you don chop Tortoise you must be very Wise and Cunning .... Ijapa Ologbon ewe |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Arabs999: 9:11pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1:.. Kai.. U have just eaten somebody grandfather.. .. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by MartinsD12(m): 9:13pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1:This shows your mentality is too low, I grew up eating cow meat, fowl, goat meat and for your information we don't worship tortoise, you are the hypocrite here, why eat tortoise when there are other meat out there some things are conventional, I don't even know why am replying a low mentality like you, mofo. |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
MartinsD12:. Thank God U Mention Eating Goat And Fowl Which Are Manufactured In The Factory
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by meobizy(f): 9:42pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Nairalanders will eat anything. I thought I saw it all until last year when some ate feces garnished with bread. |
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