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But that thing smells terribly

PantherNG:
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

everything is nt about juju,I have tasted it and it's actually one of the best meat.na only snake I never and will never chop sha.

PantherNG:
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

Na so..wetin u don't know, senior u..

Tortoise remains one of the sweetest sea foods...People living in riverine areas know very well..

Tortoise pepper soup, a serious delicacy..
Well, I don't blame u guys, since voodoo people make use of it to prank naive Africans..

shilz:
everything is nt about juju,I have tasted it and it's actually one of the best meat.na only snake I never and will never chop sha.

Exactly... The taste is on another level... I wish something can take me to bayelsa, I will buy as much as I can.

Munzy14:

Exactly... The taste is on another level... I wish something can take me to bayelsa, I will buy as much as I can.

I rizuo la!

Onwehu anu ozo guru gi I ri, ya wuru anu nnabe.

mariahAngel:


I rizuo la!

Onwehu anu ozo guru gi I ri, ya wuru anu nnabe.

Hahahaha a m'am na iga a gbaru ihu ma ihu comment ahu...

I grew up eating a lot of sea food.. To extent in my nursery, NA roasted fish them the pack for us as lunch...

Fisher man soup bu ihe anyi riri ofuma...


Maybe NA y we tall pass 6ft for house.. too much protein.

But hapu o, anu mbe togburu onweya ka catfish soup.

Munzy14:

Hahahaha a m'am na iga a gbaru ihu ma ihu comment ahu...

I grew up eating a lot of sea food.. To extent in my nursery, NA roasted fish them the pack for us as lunch...

Sea food gini?
Owudikwa si owu mbe mmiri ooo...ya wuru mbe elu-ala jobiri ala! Owudikwa'm!

Fisher man soup bu ihe anyi riri ofuma...


Maybe NA y we tall pass 6ft for house.. too much protein.

But hapu o, anu mbe togburu onweya ka catfish soup.

Ha n'eji anu mbe e shi fisherman soup owu?
Ndi m ma n'eri ya wu ndi Urhobo

Ihe forola gi I ri wu anu agwo na akpi!

mariahAngel:


Sea food gini?
Owudikwa si owu mbe mmiri ooo...ya wuru mbe elu-ala jobiri ala! Owudikwa'm!




Ha n'eji anu mbe e shi fisherman soup owu?
Ndi m ma n'eri ya wu ndi Urhobo

Ihe forola gi I ri wu anu agwo na akpi!

Mbe wu nu both aquatic and terrestrial animal na.

Fisher man soup wu fresh fish soup.

Hahahaha eri e la m agwo naa... the meat be like leather... Na python killed in my area years ago..I follow chop the pepper soup..


I remember where I served...The corps's members we killed a snake and threw away, I swear those villagers where pissed.. They were like chai see big meat... ike a gwu m..

Akpi is edible if u can cut off the poisonous gland...

I watch a popular show on discovery channel, called ultimate survival.. That guy is something else.. He eats these things raw...

I wouldn't blame, before the era of cooking them came on board, way back, these things are consumed raw...like early men.

Erie LA m otutu ihe o. Weird and mysterious Aquarius...

Munzy14:

Mbe wu nu both aquatic and terrestrial animal na.

Fisher man soup wu fresh fish soup.

Hahahaha eri e la m agwo naa... the meat be like leather... Na python killed in my area years ago..I follow chop the pepper soup..


I remember where I served...The corps's members we killed a snake and threw away, I swear those villagers where pissed.. They were like chai see big meat... ike a gwu m..

Akpi is edible if u can cut off the poisonous gland...

I watch a popular show on discovery channel, called ultimate survival.. That guy is something else.. He eats these things raw...

I wouldn't blame, before the era of cooking them came on board, way back, these things are consumed raw...like early men.

Erie LA m otutu ihe o. Weird and mysterious Aquarius...

Chai!

I rie la nnoo!

mariahAngel:


Chai!

I rie la nnoo!

Lol..owu hu kwa obere ihe o..


Onweghi nke m NA so NA nso..except native cow...the one with short or no horn..my dad said it is a taboo..but I asked him, if I am in Canada,and crave for beef, so I won't eat it?because I know outside this country, some beef consumed, the cow is different from the Fulani own...


Ya si m, well Christianity has taken over...

I tire for supe superstitious believe of ndi mpa.

Munzy14:

Lol..owu hu kwa obere ihe o..


Onweghi nke m NA so NA nso..except native cow...the one with short or no horn..my dad said it is a taboo..but I asked him, if I am in Canada,and crave for beef, so I won't eat it?because I know outside this country, some beef consumed, the cow is different from the Fulani own...


Ya si m, well Christianity has taken over...

I tire for supe superstitious believe of ndi mpa.

Owu o gwahu gi ihe kpatara ha ji a so ya?

mariahAngel:


Owu o gwahu gi ihe kpatara ha ji a so ya?

Just ancestral belief...And in Igbo land here they normally use that one during burial... U can't see it's beef in the market.

Munzy14:

Just ancestral belief...And in Igbo land here they normally use that one during burial... U can't see it's beef in the market.

Ya wuru otu ahu, then it's a valid reason.

I riela anu nkita mbo?

mariahAngel:


Ya wuru otu ahu, then it's a valid reason.

I riela anu nkita mbo?

Maybe... I ma a wucha hu m onye superstitious o..

I look for the scientific explanations...

Haaa nkita bu normal... but on rare occasions...
The meat is not that lean...

Munzy14:

Maybe... I ma a wucha hu m onye superstitious o..

I look for the scientific explanations...

Sometimes, we just comply with these "rules" just to put parents at ease.
At the end, what they know is what you tell them.

Ha ma nga onye garala ma ihe ndi o ririla?
Mpa gi ugbu a gi o marala si i rizuo la? Ma mbe o, ma alika, ma akpi, ma edi abali , ma enwe, ma akiri, ma agwo
Ike gwuru!

Haaa nkita bu normal... but on rare occasions...
The meat is not that lean...

Chai Chineke!

O yikwa ka a ma'm ama juo!
Onwekwere ihe I na aso?

mariahAngel:


Sometimes, we just comply with these "rules" just to put parents at ease.
At the end, what they know is what you tell them.

Ha ma nga onye garala ma ihe ndi o ririla?
Mpa gi ugbu a gi o marala si i rizuo la? Ma mbe o, ma alika, ma akpi, ma edi abali , ma enwe, ma akiri, ma agwo
Ike gwuru!




Chai Chineke!

O yikwa ka a ma'm ama juo!
Onwekwere ihe I na aso?

Hahahaha I si ma alika...chai ike gwuru.

MPA m ma, o wu nu n'ulo ka m riri ihe ndia.

A ka m neche ihe m na aso na nso...

Unless NRI mba ndi ozo....But av had amala, tuwo etc...

My mom si enye m hu ya nsogbu mgbe ndi ntakiri...I literally eat everything.

The only meal I don't like wu ji mmiri oku, unless it's a catfish or old chicken pepper soup.

Okwa I ma ji mmiri oku? Udi nke a ana-esi with roots and some herbs for nwaanyi muru nwa ohuru ka ahu ya tight a up.

Munzy14:

Hahahaha I si ma alika...chai ike gwuru.

MPA m ma, o wu nu n'ulo ka m riri ihe ndia.

A ka m neche ihe m na aso na nso...

Unless NRI mba ndi ozo....But av had amala, tuwo etc...

Oh! I richala ma amala... I've never had it before though

My mom si enye m hu ya nsogbu mgbe ndi ntakiri...I literally eat everything.

Ya wu na mma gi laikiri gi ofuma
Mothers usually like kids that are not picky eaters.
Come to think of it...no wonder you like the food thread.
Ihe mma'm ga kpo gi wu o kpa n'usekwu. Do you know what it means?

The only meal I don't like wu ji mmiri oku, unless it's a catfish or old chicken pepper soup.

Okwa I ma ji mmiri oku? Udi nke a ana-esi with roots and some herbs for nwaanyi muru nwa ohuru ka ahu ya tight a up.

A ma'm ya nu.

mariahAngel:


Oh! I richala ma amala... I've never had it before though



Ya wu na mma gi laikiri gi ofuma
Mothers usually like kids that are not picky eaters.
Come to think of it...no wonder you like the food thread.
Ihe mma'm ga kpo gi wu o kpa n'usekwu. Do you know what it means?


A ma'm ya nu.

Lol, mma m likiri anyi n'ile o....Especially my immediate... Onye nke ahu enye hu ya nsogbu at all at all...O gwara m na onye nke ahu jury ara osiso...And can stay at a place all day in his infant stage...doesn't cry, hates to stay at neighbors place...

Like he gave her freedom to work without the usual lactating mom stress.... So their bond di strong...

Hahahhahaha smh, I like the act of cooking good meals...The whole kitchen stuff is fun....ihe ma wu, nwaanyi m ga alu ,ga eme enjoy kitchen gist...And company when am chanced to...

Okpa n'usekwu wu nu onye na -aga na kitchen..

I like the gist o, not the actual cooking, unless I no get option...that's when I cook.

I ma nu, nwoke NNE ya na amutaghi nwaanyi, ga wu zi, nwoke buru kwa Ada...

Munzy14:

Lol, mma m likiri anyi n'ile o....Especially my immediate... Onye nke ahu enye hu ya nsogbu at all at all...O gwara m na onye nke ahu jury ara osiso...And can stay at a place all day in his infant stage...doesn't cry, hates to stay at neighbors place...

Like he gave her freedom to work without the usual lactating mom stress.... So their bond di strong...

Mothers though...

Hahahhahaha smh, I like the act of cooking good meals...The whole kitchen stuff is fun....ihe ma wu, nwaanyi m ga alu ,ga eme enjoy kitchen gist...And company when am chanced to...

Okpa n'usekwu wu nu onye na -aga na kitchen..

Yeah.

I like the gist o, not the actual cooking, unless I no get option...that's when I cook.

I ma nu, nwoke NNE ya na amutaghi nwaanyi, ga wu zi, nwoke buru kwa Ada...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Men who grew up with sisters have this sense of entitlement that certain things should be done for them.
They also hate chores.

mariahAngel:


Mothers though...





Yeah.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Men who grew up with sisters have this sense of entitlement that certain things should be done for them.
They also hate chores.

Lol.. True talk..

Yes NA, before u wake, ur sister must av cooked, clean everywhere and other chores...especially sisters that are hygiene conscious... U know some ladies can be akpa dirty like some guys.

But, if no sister, u must learn to do everything as a guy...Even cooking good meals.

And u know nowadays, ndi mma na a hangi boot osiso from kitchen ones they have daughters...but if she no get, she cook cook come tire...

And mothers without daughters can do kitchen shakara well well.

That's y I will always pray to have at least one or two so nwaanyi agahu eji NRI mere m guy....ya su, nwa m nwaanyi a banye kitchen..

Munzy14:

Lol.. True talk..

Yes NA, before u wake, ur sister must av cooked, clean everywhere and other chores...especially sisters that are hygiene conscious... U know some ladies can be akpa dirty like some guys.

I si akpa dirty?

But, if no sister, u must learn to do everything as a guy...Even cooking good meals.

And u know nowadays, ndi mma na a hangi boot osiso from kitchen ones they have daughters...but if she no get, she cook cook come tire...

Owu eshiokwu

And mothers without daughters can do kitchen shakara well well.

That's y I will always pray to have at least one or two so nwaanyi agahu eji NRI mere m guy....ya su, nwa m nwaanyi a banye kitchen..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Daughters are usually more on their father's side.

mariahAngel:


I si akpa dirty?



Owu eshiokwu



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Daughters are usually more on their father's side.

Ehee NA...a huge turn off for a lady with poor hygiene.


Yea...I even want my first to be a girl.... It will reduce burden on the mom...for kitchen and some other chores..

I ma nwaanyi choro I ghogbu di ya, ya si ike gwuru ya.. Maka oru di n'ulo...Nwoke mmadu adi confused with ihe ya na ya so...

Munzy14:

Ehee NA...a huge turn off for a lady with poor hygiene.

Yeah.
Even guys too o...mana umu nwoke na dikari dirty

Yea...I even want my first to be a girl.... It will reduce burden on the mom...for kitchen and some other chores..

I ma nwaanyi choro I ghogbu di ya, ya si ike gwuru ya.. Maka oru di n'ulo...Nwoke mmadu adi confused with ihe ya na ya so...

Mbakwa o!
O kacha mma ka nwa nwoke wuru nke ishi o, mana nke owula Chineke kwadoro onye, ya were ya otu ahu.

.

mariahAngel:


Yeah.
Even guys too o...mana umu nwoke na dikari dirty




Mbakwa o!
O kacha mma ka nwa nwoke wuru nke ishi o, mana nke owula Chineke kwadoro onye, ya were ya otu ahu.

Lol maka oru ha na-aru NA.... But not all men o.

So a woman as the home manager kwesiri iwu a neat freak..She corrects her man and the kids.

Mana ya bia wuru akpa dirty, ebelebe egbuo la.

Hahahaha...umu nwaanyi ga a like ka nwoke wuru first... But I will want a girl.

You know in Igbo, nwaanyi muta nwoke, ya wuru na foundation ya a dila strong in her Hubby's home. The more the boys, the more solid is her foundation.

Oto a mma m bu 4boys ya, ihe owu wu nu egwim..

And usually in my extended FAM, ihe ha na amukari wu mainly ofu nwa nwoke ma owu abuo.

Munzy14:

Lol maka oru ha na-aru NA.... But not all men o.

So a woman as the home manager kwesiri iwu a neat freak..She corrects her man and the kids.

Mana ya bia wuru akpa dirty, ebelebe egbuo la.

Owu eshiokwu.

Hahahaha...umu nwaanyi ga a like ka nwoke wuru first... But I will want a girl.

You know in Igbo, nwaanyi muta nwoke, ya wuru na foundation ya a dila strong in her Hubby's home. The more the boys, the more solid is her foundation.

Daughters are very special... especially to their fathers

Owuhu nani na-ala Igbo...

Oto a mma m bu 4boys ya, ihe owu wu nu egwim..

And usually in my extended FAM, ihe ha na amukari wu mainly ofu nwa nwoke ma owu abuo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh...

mariahAngel:


Owu eshiokwu.



Daughters are very special... especially to their fathers

Owuhu nani na-ala Igbo...



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh...

Yes, just like sons pamper the mothers.

Munzy14:

Yes, just like sons pamper the mothers.

Owukwanu eshiokwu.
Mana, otu a unu nile wucha umu nwoke, onye legekwanu ihu daadii unu?

mariahAngel:


Owukwanu eshiokwu.
Mana, otu a unu nile wucha umu nwoke, onye legekwanu ihu daadii unu?

Lol
Nwoke anaghi a pamper nwoke ibe ya NA

But he looks like say he be our elder brother with his regular jean and T-shirt attire.

You know if u have all boys, your hubby go deh look younger with wears and some act.

If u have all girls, you will be looking younger and girly as a mom..I don't know if you've noticed such?[center][/center]

Munzy14:

Lol
Nwoke anaghi a pamper nwoke ibe ya NA


But he looks like say he be our elder brother with his regular jean and T-shirt attire.

Onwehu nsogbu

You know if u have all boys, your hubby go deh look younger with wears and some act.

If u have all girls, you will be looking younger and girly as a mom..I don't know if you've noticed such?[center][/center]

Well, mpa'm di strict, so I wouldn't say I relate.

mariahAngel:


Onwehu nsogbu



Well, mpa'm di strict, so I wouldn't say I relate.

Isi onwehu nsogbu?

Owu ya..onye ahu wu nsogbu na onwe ya...

Hmmm..this strictness must be tough one... Ihe I huru mee, GI ni ya kwesiri wu 5&6 as Ada ya na.