PantherNG:
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Incognito403:
Animal rights and environmental blahblah aside, how can someone eat this?

Una dey try oo.

Anything other than beef, mutton, goat meat, chicken, fish and other common animal protein is a no-no for me.

Even the animals I eat, there are some parts that turn me off. Parts like animal genitals, tongue and ear are a no-no for me. Yet it's what some people crave for.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

pozehnani:
Waaat?? Tortoise??

Do people eat tortoise?

You people will eat ghost one day.

LMS1:
The Last Pics I Took Before We Started Working On Stomach Infracstructure
You Know This Is Nigeria We Dont Believe Taking It To The Zoo,
I Was Like;
No No No! There Are Other Tortoise In The Zoo!
U Can Go There An Play With Them If U Want To,
If Na This Tortoise For Here I Go Chop Am O,
Afterall The Chinese Eat What Is Worst Than This

LMS1:
The Lady Who Sold It Told Us She Picked It At Her Backyard At Night.
I Wondered What Such Creature Was Looking For There And I Gat The Explanation That She Lives Near A Swampy Area And Since We Are In Dry Season Most Of The Water Are Dried Out Thats why The Tortoise Look For Other Places To Lay Their Bossom.
After It Preparation I Couldnt Take Pics Of It Meat Because It Was Done In Night.
The Flesh Had Quite A Diffrent Taste From Beef,Pork And Other Common Meat You Know,
It Was Yummy Tho And It Was Full Of Fat Oil,
They Said It Was A Very Matured One Perhabs 50 Years Old
Ladies And Gentle Men Even If U Boil The Meat For 1 Week U Cant Chew The Bone.
The Bone Strong Die!
But I Understood This Because The Tortoise Was Damn Heavy.
More Pics:

CamusMidas:

We crave for it because it gives us more confident knowing fully well that some coward like you are out there who get scared for non-logical reason but allow their emotions to lead.

Should I go on about how a bitch you are?

LMS1:
Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it.
And The eggs was exclusively given to me.
I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors.
But i be stranger for here na.
How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am?
one old man around said i should sell them on facebook
(Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o)
but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It,
Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don,
The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State
I Commot The Nonsense Troway.
Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It

lekki1444:
catched my attention

fuadbusari:
VICTIMS OF THE ZARIA MASSACRE

Incognito403:

What's incoherent crap is this kid saying?
How does fear relate with choice of dish?!

Please divert from my lane!

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die