LMS1:
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Thank God U Mention Eating Goat And Fowl Which Are Manufactured In The Factory

Go and eat vultures and come and post it here, iberiberism.

MartinsD12:
Go and eat vultures and come and post it here, iberiberism.

Ntoor !

lekki1444:
LOL now i didnt say ALL. i said some people from the south south. my best friend went to ekpoma university. he told me all the stories about how they eat monkeys over there etc. he said anything that has a pulse is eaten . if it breathes, its food

���� there are also people in other regions that are open to eating anything also

Bro's you are wicked that's all I can say.

oga your way no pure

LMS1:
A Quick Search On Google About Tortoise Meat Gave Me This:

you should be arrested for using Operamini in 2021

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

God punish u, bastar-d

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

DISGUSTING, DISGRACEFUL AND DESPICABLE!
>

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Well it's a turtle not a tortoise. Know the difference.

Incognito403:
Animal rights and environmental blahblah aside, how can someone eat this?

Una dey try oo.

Anything other than beef, mutton, goat meat, chicken, fish and other common animal protein is a no-no for me.

Even the animals I eat, there are some parts that turn me off. Parts like animal genitals, tongue and ear are a no-no for me. Yet it's what some people crave for.

lolxxxxx hahahaha don't you know that when you eat animal genital your own go big? when you eat the tongue you go know how to talk well, you can ask our musicians wey dey sing well that's what their eat and when you eat animal ear you can even hear from the gods sef. ask native doctors dem

greygoblings:


Well it's a turtle not a tortoise. Know the difference.

Thanks But U Are Ignorant Here So Dont Quate Me, This One Has Finger Nails. Turtle Has Flat Arms For Swimming And Their Shell Is Smoother Than Tortoise Own.

GameGod:

God punish u, bastar-d

Product Of Unprotected Sex, Thats What U Are, Chow Chow Chow Without Clue What To Talk About

wharley01:

you should be arrested for using Operamini in 2021

Funny U
So I Should Use Encripted (TOR/Onion) Browser Because I Want To Access A Regular ( Nairaland) Website?
Some Comments Are Not Worth Making.

NOW YOUR LIES WILL INCREASE。

9jaRealist:


DISGUSTING, DISGRACEFUL AND DESPICABLE!
>

Keep Kwayet Dia Joor,
Bunch Of Hypocrite Everyway.
So When U Eat Your Cow And Bush Meat Its Not Disgusting And Disgraceful,
The Other Animals You Eat Are They Manufactured In A Factory Or Did They Write In Their Flesh "eat Me"?
honestly Its Better To Keep Your Believe To Yourself.
Dont Condamn Because You See A 6 While I See A 9.

Like this na abule you go.. You wan dey try tell us wetin happen for abule?

PantherNG:
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

then I should be a god to u and ur likes I don chop tortoise taya even dem eggs God bless my grandmother

LMS1:

Product Of Unprotected Sex, Thats What U Are,
Chow Chow Chow Without Clue What To Talk About

See who's talking, useless human eating tortoise. Disgusting piece of trash!

u have a very good handwriting and ur grammatical construction is second to none... mtcheew

Orishirishi

You eat tortoise of over 50 years old? oboy u don shorten your life span. Why u no call men wey sabi. If u aren't married, do it now n have kids quick because the gods are coming for u.

Akanoaaa:


Ogbeni shut up jor

is that all you have got? Some of you are covert cannibals

Are you, are you normal?

LMS1:
Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it.
And The eggs was exclusively given to me.
I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors.
But i be stranger for here na.
How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am?
one old man around said i should sell them on facebook
(Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o)
but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It,
Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don,
The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State
I Commot The Nonsense Troway.
Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It

If you can eat a tortoise, then you can eat anything, this is the same feeling I get when my colleagues are munching on pork meat.

Op is the flashlight at the back of smartphones a joke to you? You better kill another turtle and snap the butchered parts and how it looks in the pot or I'll swear for you by 1am tomorrow morning

I guess you bought this stuff specially to show us here on nairaland. You try well well oh!!!

Jus negodu


If this wan begin get rashes for anus and mouth e go run come here dey say doctors in the house please help!!

LMS1:

Thanks But U Are Ignorant Here So Dont Quate Me, This One Has Finger Nails. Turtle Has Flat Arms For Swimming And Their Shell Is Smoother Than Tortoise Own.

Lol... You're calling me ignorant? Please educate yourself. https://www.nashvillezoo.org/our-blog/posts/turtles-vs-tortoises#:~:text=Tortoises%20have%20more%20rounded%20and,%2C%20more%20water-dynamic%20shells.&text=One%20major%20key%20difference%20is,and%20'elephantine'%20hind%20legs.

Tortoise don't have claws and webbed feet. Tortoise don't stay in water or swampy areas. Know something or someone before you call them ignorant. You might just be making your folly just evident to others.

KanuSE:
#HUNGERBAD

Dint I wrote RIP for this moniker sometimes back?

greygoblings:


Lol... You're calling me ignorant? Please educate yourself. https://www.nashvillezoo.org/our-blog/posts/turtles-vs-tortoises#:~:text=Tortoises%20have%20more%20rounded%20and,%2C%20more%20water-dynamic%20shells.&text=One%20major%20key%20difference%20is,and%20'elephantine'%20hind%20legs.

Tortoise don't have claws and webbed feet. Tortoise don't stay in water or swampy areas. Know something or someone before you call them ignorant. You might just be making your folly just evident to others.

So The One In The Pics Had Webbed Feet? Thank U Sha .
Smh

MrFly:
u have a very good handwriting and ur grammatical construction is second to none... mtcheew

Thankyou Mrfly,But You See Those Who Gives A Fvck About Your Critism Went That Way