Teacher:When do your mother always happy? Hollybratt:whenever i told her i will change.
Friend:what makes you slept off in church last sunday? Hollybratt:Pastor told us not to give up on our dream
Teacher:Can you treak from lagos to kano? Hollybratt:God forbid! I rather treak from kano to lagos
Teacher:Hollybratt, can you tell me the difference between Acid and Chemical? Hollybratt:yes ma, one is sweeter than the other
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Don't mind my jokes enh! I no dey insult anybody just take a joke as a joke

50-50 is wen u throw bird stone ane bird fell on ur pot of soup..

Amaka:baby, but why don't you kiss me again?
Hollybratt:how will i kiss you? When i've not been seeing ur toothbrush with you again..

Teacher:if a soldeir slap you what will you do? Hollybratt:i will also slap my own now Teacher:wow! Bratt you must be very brave o! Hollybratt:shut up! Jare.. Can a ghost slap someone?

If taya taya me i will angrily creat my own Euroland forum

Some ugly girls are so funny they will continue using the cream.. Even when they know it won't work on them


Abeg o! if there is no chocolate in heaven i no dey go

My father thought i go cry becus of 1 cane, mtchewww! me that am stronger than samson


Hollybratt:see girl, i am in love o!
Girl:excuse me please! i can't date you
Hollybratt:Shut up! I'm talking of your mother

Yesterday i walked 4rm kogi to lagos and notin do me, but abeg where can i get artificial leg?

Too much of everything is not good, even if you cry too much in a burial police will investigate you

As a good wife, even when you know your husband is lying, you must always accept that is true

Wahala be lyke madman wey slap soldeir for barack...
pastor impregnated imam's wife... Harbalist don take them go shrine

Judge:young man, why did you always beat your wife? Hollybratt:Because i can't divorce her

I wonder why suya are sold at night, what if i want to eat suya as dinner?

MOM:Junior, pls bring water 4 me from the fridge Hollybratt:Mom, to drink? MOM:No, to change to wine, useless child!

Ladies wey go cheat go cheat if you like take her out and fed her until until she can't walk, she go still crawl to another guy

Baba give yahoo boy soap
E junior brother use am wash uniform

Pastor son impregnated Harbalist daughter. Power jam power

Juliet married junior no be juju be that?