Ishilove:

"It's not the size of the boat that matters, but how well the boat can rock the motion of the ocean."

Joanna Mann.

Believe you me, this small boat of mine has done wonders. It's has crossed oceans ships couldn't dared to crossed.
I has sailed stormy weathers without capsizing or sinking....

Ishilove:

I find the whole idea obscenely fascinating

chatinent:



Sorry. Have a nice month.

You too oh.

At least post your picture let’s know if you’re worth the stress. This is almost like a high paying job application, except the pay here is pussy (which doesn’t worth much thanks to modern day lifestyle)

adorablefwb:
I am a tall, light skinned physically appealing lady looking for a male friends with benefits. I have a good sense of humor, outgoing, very lovable and intellectually sound.

I do not need financial benefits as I am fully employed and take care of my bills. I need a friend and companion with whom to enjoy good conversations with, go out together and get to be cool without strings attached - whenever we are both free.

He MUST be at least 6ft tall, have a good sense of humour, must be very good at conversations and highly intelligent (this is very important to me). He MUST be employed with a good and decent job, must be chivalrous and have charisma. He MUST be sexually attractive and very active. Physically presentable (very important) and knows the importance of always smelling and looking nice. I am in my mid 20s and expect someone mature and sensible.

Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.

If you're interested, kindly send a mail to "fwblagos@gmail.com"

You should please attach a photo as well because I do not have the time to waste in talking or engaging you in discussions when I do not find you appealing as everyone I believe has a taste. Don't attach a fake photo, we will have video calls and I will definitely turn you down if it seems so. I assure you that your mails, messages and anything that comes out of this will be highly confidential.

I will definitely meet with you after I'm okay or find you interesting.

Please holier than Jesus, do nor judge me or act like a Saint. Do not preach for me as well lol. I know this is nairaland and there are people with all the characteristics listed above.

Thank you in anticipation.

LET ME MODIFY
A lot of you keep saying why I can't see anyone around me yen yen yen bla bla bla.

I am a workaholic! I leave home early(when the guys are rushing to work and no time for toasting) to get busy with my Job and close very late when I'd be too tired to look at any man

So make una no vex. I get so engrossed that I forget or pay attention to anything else. Now I wanna try to, please leave me o. Ma pa mi nau

adorablefwb:


I definitely will not have sex with my colleague...haba mana!!! That one is off limit nau.

I do not want marriage lol, I do not want a relationship.

I want a stranger whom to have good conversations and good nacks until further notice. It's about enjoying the moment

Please leave me alone o.

90% of you all judging me are suffering and drilling your pillows every night. Some of you are even worse pretenders!

I sent you a pm.

SenecaTheYonger:
At least post your picture let’s know if you’re worth the stress. This is almost like a high paying job application, except the pay here is pussy (which doesn’t worth much thanks to modern day lifestyle)

You would also be paying with your sense and phallus don't forget. It's a win win.

Ishilove:

Now we wouldn't want that, would we?

That's wickedness na

Offpoint1:

Believe you me, this small boat of mine has done wonders. It's has crossed oceans ships couldn't dared to crossed.
I has sailed stormy weathers without capsizing or sinking....

You need a medal. Mr Nackson

motymop:


I sent you a pm.

There's a mail to send to directly.

adorablefwb:


You would also be paying with your sense and phallus don't forget. It's a win win.

Post pix

Offpoint1:

Believe you me, this small boat of mine has done wonders. It's has crossed oceans ships couldn't dared to crossed.
I has sailed stormy weathers without capsizing or sinking....

Hahhahaha, you have a good sense of humor.

I'm glad you didn't sink

adorablefwb:

There's a mail to send to directly.

Why do you need a separate mail

adorablefwb:


Hahhahaha, you have a good sense of humor.

I'm glad you didn't sink

I can't be this skilful + my years of experience and sink.... NOT POSSIBLE

Those rushing to pm her. Be careful. What you see is not always what you get.

Ishilove:

You need a medal. Mr Nackson

I got this last year

Collegelove:
Those rushing to pm her. Be careful. What you see is not always what you get.

Motivational speaker

You better be a preacher of love, not of war!

adorablefwb:
I am a tall, light skinned physically appealing lady looking for a male friends with benefits. I have a good sense of humor, outgoing, very lovable and intellectually sound.

I do not need financial benefits as I am fully employed and take care of my bills. I need a friend and companion with whom to enjoy good conversations with, go out together and get to be cool without strings attached - whenever we are both free.

He MUST be at least 6ft tall, have a good sense of humour, must be very good at conversations and highly intelligent (this is very important to me). He MUST be employed with a good and decent job, must be chivalrous and have charisma. He MUST be sexually attractive and very active. Physically presentable (very important) and knows the importance of always smelling and looking nice. I am in my mid 20s and expect someone mature and sensible.

Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.

If you're interested, kindly send a mail to "fwblagos@gmail.com"

You should please attach a photo as well because I do not have the time to waste in talking or engaging you in discussions when I do not find you appealing as everyone I believe has a taste. Don't attach a fake photo, we will have video calls and I will definitely turn you down if it seems so. I assure you that your mails, messages and anything that comes out of this will be highly confidential.

I will definitely meet with you after I'm okay or find you interesting.

Please holier than Jesus, do nor judge me or act like a Saint. Do not preach for me as well lol. I know this is nairaland and there are people with all the characteristics listed above.

Thank you in anticipation.

LET ME MODIFY
A lot of you keep saying why I can't see anyone around me yen yen yen bla bla bla.

I am a workaholic! I leave home early(when the guys are rushing to work and no time for toasting) to get busy with my Job and close very late when I'd be too tired to look at any man

So make una no vex. I get so engrossed that I forget or pay attention to anything else. Now I wanna try to, please leave me o. Ma pa mi nau

This o.p is not serious...

Ekejoestar:


This o.p is not serious...

I'm seriously serious.

Help a sister in need.

adorablefwb:


I'm seriously serious.

Help a sister in need.

U portray pride and no man who is responsible will and well mannered will make you a friend that is if what you really want is something that will last.

Secondly who told you that all the men living in those areas you wrote off are poor and wretched?

What if that's where your destiny helper will come from? Or are trying to say that you've arrived?

Ekejoestar:


U portray pride and no man who is responsible will and well mannered will make you a friend that is if what you really want is something that will last.

Secondly who told you that all the men living in those areas you wrote off are poor and wretched?

What if that's where your destiny helper will come from? Or are trying to say that you've arrived?

Beloved mature uncle,

I believe everything is a matter of choice. I look not go to the areas mentioned and even a FWB wouldn't make me do that which is a complete waste of time. I am not writing anyone of-I am only concerned about the distance for us to meet.

Secondly, I do not need any helper lol. I am not handicapped

Finally, I am not proud. If you read the post clearly and bit by bit, you would understand that I am being VERY DIRECT AND BLUNT.

I do not want us to waste each other's time and effort so you know what exactly I need.

Now daddy, kindly have a good day.

Collegelove:
Those rushing to pm her. Be careful. What you see is not always what you get.

dem no dey tell person

adorablefwb:



Beloved mature uncle,

I believe everything is a matter of choice. I look not go to the areas mentioned and even a FWB wouldn't make me do that which is a complete waste of time. I am not writing anyone of-I am only concerned about the distance for us to meet.

Secondly, I do not need any helper lol. I am not handicapped

Finally, I am not proud. If you read the post clearly and bit by bit, you would understand that I am being VERY DIRECT AND BLUNT.

I do not want us to waste each other's time and effort so you know what exactly I need.

Now daddy, kindly have a good day.

Suit yourself

Op Na gbolor
Ned nwoko that's as ugly asf would engage this one over the phone

this op has pride. she is sounding as if she has money. if i should check her account balance, I don't think she has up to #20 million naira in her bank account .

because u manage dey one fine environment, u dey call ursef classic girl. I bet this op is a dumpy lousy swine pig.

I have those qualities but I can't give you my dickk. sod off

Sarcastic101:
Op Na gbolor
Ned nwoko that's as ugly asf would engage this one over the phone

Provided he has the qualities I need in a FWB
Ya daddy can apply o

dom80:
this op has pride. she is sounding as if she has money. if i should check her account balance, I don't think she has up to #20 million naira in her bank account .

because u manage dey one fine environment, u dey call ursef classic girl. I bet this op is a dumpy lousy swine pig.

I have those qualities but I can't give you my dickk. sod off

Hahhahaha, tho you insulted me (as expected)but some comments of yours are hilarious so I wouldn't take that to mind.

I don't want your phallus. Keep drilling it on your key hole or extension box hole (preferably when there is light)

Mtchewwwww

I am not proud, I am confident and blunt regarding this. I wouldn't mince words so you know what to expect. I do not sugar-coat things.

Pele Sir, no vex.

I am telling you o

adorablefwb:


Motivational speaker

You better be a preacher of love, not of war!

Hahaha. You're laughing. I know your tactics. I cannot PM you because my life is so important to me.

Collegelove:
Hahaha. You're laughing. I know your tactics. I cannot PM you because my life is so important.

Lol, please do not! I am not asking you to.

Why don't you just buy a Love Machine, intimacy gadget. Less complication.

I don't think you can get it right o

Dating site many na

Beware of scam

earleswood:
Why don't you just buy a Love Machine, intimacy gadget. Less complication.

Love machine cannot converse and is not original.

Lol...this one is obviously looking for a guy she can enter through friendship,then tie him down with voodoo and take him to the alter...
That's only of this moniker is not a scammer or ritualist