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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 10:32pm On Apr 13, 2021
I am deeply sorry for keeping you guys waiting, there is power failure in my area, i had to charge while watching ball
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by MrEazi223: 10:35pm On Apr 13, 2021
officialmario:
I am deeply sorry for keeping you guys waiting, there is power failure in my area, i had to charge while watching ball

It’s okay bro

Can you continue now?

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 10:45pm On Apr 13, 2021
My guy actually went back to the stadium, and he did as i have instructed, then they started romancing, i could'nt see from the hole because the babe had instructed my guy to switch off the light, but i could'nt hear the sound of romance frm behind, their romance lasted for about 30min, and my guy was ready to insert the rod inside the sea,
Suddenly, i was hearing dont try to Bleep me, it is dangerious, my guy was furious and said what could be dangerous in having s*x, then the babe had to xplain to my guy the consequence of having sex with her, before she started her scam story, she went 2 ease herself so i had to scramble for safety so that she wouldnt see me.. I have started dozing nd i dnt knw when i slept off, then suddenly my guy came to wake me up to xplain the situation of things, i said guy how many round you don do? My guy said i havent even bleep her, and that what the babe told him made him scared.what could make you scared? Are u nt a man? Guy stop this joke, then he begin to explain in details.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Duplexxx: 10:47pm On Apr 13, 2021
The girl don fry your guy and there is nothing you can do to stop him


The day your guy eyes go clear, your guy fit go hang himself so you better watch out



Girls on media na only God go save man pinkin

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 10:59pm On Apr 13, 2021
The headline says thunderbolt (MAGUN)
The babe told my friend that right from childhood she has been hooked up wit a boy who happens to be a child to her mother's frnd, they have been dating for so long and that the guy is very fetish and always do anything to prevent her from sleeping with any other guy, then in my mind i said you can do sleep with any other guy but you can bill them, this girl must be mad, despite all the cash my guy has lavish on her, the best way to reward him is to threaten him with death, my guy has believe the story and was nt even ready to go back to her, i said alaye you will need to go back and complete ur mission, just tell her you dnt believe her and u want to try it. My guy no gree with me, he said i dont want to die, who knows the kind of magun in her body, maybe it is the one that you must drink water or the one that you will sumaursault three times and died, he said he is nt interested again.i had to persuade him to go back, the lord is your strenght.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by bmdmix3: 11:06pm On Apr 13, 2021
nice tales by sun light
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 11:14pm On Apr 13, 2021
When my guy insisted on having fun with her, she started crying and said, i have warned you but you insisted on having sex with me, the girl told him to bring condom, she opened her leg wide open and told my guy to come and Bleep.
she was telling alaye to cum and bleep her but the spirit of fear has landed on my friend, he couldnt make any attempt, in my mind i said this boy na bastard, why would he reject this offer? I feel like banging the door and enter forcefully but i just had to caution myself, i dnt want to hurt my friend, i just went back to sleep, as at then it was arnd 3:30am.
My guy came to wake me up in the morning bt i was just angry with him, i dnt even want to relate with him at all, because he has dissapointed me, it was sunday mrng so i just had to dress up and went to church, my frnd told me the babe would leave arnd 2pm, how is that my business? If she like she can go next year....
he had requested for 3k to sought out her tfare, luk at this idiot you still want to pay her tfare...mugun ojee

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Vivianagoja(m): 11:28pm On Apr 13, 2021
We de wait....hahahahahahahah
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 11:31pm On Apr 13, 2021
I had vowed never to set my eyes the babe until she leaves the house, i had plan B for her, i dnt want her to recognize me that much because my plan was to invite her myself again, in my mind i knw the girl na big time olosho, she coundnt stop receiving calls even while with my guy, what kind of girl is this? I bet you that you cant with me, emi (ekun) one lagos local bitch will nw come and twist my brain, never in this life again.
My guy escorted her iwo road pack, the babe had requested for 5k for transport and then get some stuff for her siblings, after threaten my friend with death you stil want to collect raba...i dnt knw how my guy got the tfare, but all what i knw is that the girl left on sunday.
the girl is gone but left my friend in a bad condition, i really feel for my friend bcuz i knw it is nt ordinary, i took him a bar just to keep the sorrow away...
The babe left and life has to go on... I had saved the babe numba and planning to track her down again.....

This is the end of the first part.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Nobody: 12:08am On Apr 14, 2021
My friend, to be frank with you, you're too smart to be friends with a retard like that.

Such a person can never contribute to your growth as a person, but rather drain and slow you down with their problems and ignorance.

He's more like a parasite, and you are the host, ensuring he survive.

Dump his ass, and up your network. Go and make friends with people who challenges you.

I'm sure you otondo friend of yours can't even put together a sentence. Who knows, maybe you were even the virtual assistant, seeing even the nudes cheesy

Bad guy..

You can even improve your writing skills, and make out something better.

Please, make friends with people that challenge and intimidate you, not dullards.

I can't believe people as dumb as your friend exist.

Strange world!

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by lkillbrokehoes: 4:58am On Apr 14, 2021
GeneralPula:
It disgust me when I read guys using pills & other things cuz of sex..

Instead, learn how to make a woman cum without penetration.. Once you make a woman climax, even if nah 20seconds you go use pound, e go sweet both of una oo..

Cuz you can’t fvck a puccy finish...You can only fvck it to stupor ..
cheesy
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by adeskee(m): 5:47am On Apr 14, 2021
GeneralPula:
It disgust me when I read guys using pills & other things cuz of sex..

Instead, learn how to make a woman cum without penetration.. Once you make a woman climax, even if nah 20seconds you go use pound, e go sweet both of una oo..

Cuz you can’t fvck a puccy finish...You can only fvck it to stupor ..

E choke
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Jokescity(m): 5:54am On Apr 14, 2021
Ur father
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by FiverrTutor(m): 6:52am On Apr 14, 2021
Keenly following this story. Reminds me of when I was in my 20s.... Those were the days!!
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 7:20am On Apr 14, 2021
Good morning my fellow nairalanders, let me drop my own side of the story.
my guy has vow never to have anything to do with online girl, he has really suffered in the past 3 mnt, he deleted all her pics, blocked her on facebook and whatsapp.
But in my mind i said she wont go scot free, After about two weeks i decided to start my own journey, i was just thinking of how to track this babe when sth came to my mind. I decided to send her text.
this is the text i sent to her, i have gone to get a new sim to run the package.
Goodmorning sir, i have 4warded 380,000 to mum bright, i promise i would send the balance as soon as i come back from abuja, thanks for ur undestanding sir. Regards to the family, then i sent d message to her line, within 3mins, she called but i culdnt pick up, she called up to 4times, then i called her back, she said the message was sent to the wrong channel , then i had to apologize to her, i said if you dnt mind can we be frnd then she accepted to be my friend then we started the love game.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 7:30am On Apr 14, 2021
Greatzeus:
I believe this is a true story. Op you tried in convening your thought into a well written piece.
Funnily,I would respect Op more if the story is fake because it would be more difficult coming up with a fake story that is interesting than the one that actually happened.
thanks chief
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 7:45am On Apr 14, 2021
I had requested for her whatsapp number and her username on facebook, i have started chatting with her on facebook, i always call her like 5times in a day, i guess she is fallen in love with me, many a times if i dnt call her, she would be the one to call me.
We have really gone a long way, but as fate would have it, she called me one day and said she needed 15k to sought out sth in school, i said just give me few min i will get back at you.
In my mind i said billing has started, then i called her to explain to her how one my uncle has sent 3.5million to my act from london and that my bank has pend my act just becuz my savings act couldnt hold such amount, i told her i have'nt been able to make any transcation in the last five days just bcuz of the money my uncle sent, i explain to her that my own feeding here in abuja is nt even constant, i told her to borrow frm her colleagues and i will refund her double when i sought bank issue stuff, she was moved by my stories, and she promise to get it elsewhere.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by IgiveLadiesBj(m): 7:50am On Apr 14, 2021
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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by oyonu(m): 7:58am On Apr 14, 2021
hmmm
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by YunqTee: 7:58am On Apr 14, 2021
rowland545:
grin grin
E must complete d story
everly, unless he want beat
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by AmancalledGod: 7:58am On Apr 14, 2021
That your friend na mumu, I swear, some guy's dey Bleep up full time, turning maga to olosho smh

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 8:10am On Apr 14, 2021
AmancalledGod:
That your friend na mumu, I swear, some guy's dey Bleep up full time, turning maga to olosho smh
dnt mind my friend, it is just as if the babe use voodoo on him.
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 8:24am On Apr 14, 2021
I had told the babe to send her act details so that i can forward 50k to her as soon as i am done with bank issues, many times she would ask how far about my bank issues but i always tell her they would rectify it, she was eager to collect 50k .
one day, i told her that my act officer told me i need to come to my branch in ibadan before i can use my act, that simply means i will need to come to ibadan to sought the issue, then i started lamenting on phone that i dnt have any money with me, there is no way i could leave abuja, i started crying on phone that i am tired of the whole shit, i have gone through a lot of stress, then this babe console me and said she has 5k in her act, maybe she can lend me pending when i would sought the issue, i was very hapi when she want to send 5k to me, i went to a friend and i collected his act number, lo and behold, this babe sent 5k to me for transport, i was very happy, i quickly went to a bar to consume two bottles of goldberg with ponmo... Maga don pay, rosco pade olosho

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by LadySarah: 8:27am On Apr 14, 2021
angry
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Nobody: 8:48am On Apr 14, 2021
I dey feel you OP. grin

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by officialmario(m): 8:51am On Apr 14, 2021
Dont forget that i was'nt at abuja, my location is ibadan...
the following day i told the babe i am nw at ibadan, i had switch off my phone throughout that day, she was happy to hear that i am nw in ibadan, i thanks her for giving me the bail out fund and i promise to add more to the 50k i promise her..
i told her to come and meet me at ibadan so that we could meet, she was happy to hear that, she promise to come pay me a visit, i told her to borrow money for her tfare promising to sought her back when she comes, then she aggred.
In my mind i was wondering how this babe was able to obtain frm my friend, this girl no get orientation, look at how i have been playing with her brain, thats individual differences.
two days after i got to ibadan, this babe came as promise, you knw i couldnt use my house, i had to reason with one of my home boy who happens to be an orphan to allow me use his house, and he accepted.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by louiskay(m): 9:00am On Apr 14, 2021
These girls are truly confused creatures oh ( only a handful are reasonable and considerate). Now there's this babe that has been coming to my lodge. She's always there to visit, and chill.

I have intentions of :banging banging: but she has been acting as if her white house is gold plated and not really a regular banger... Like she bangs casually. I wasn't stressing, I had been hoping for the right time to strike not knowing I've shot myself in the foot already.

Truly, girls are the devil's advocate. She came around two days back and requested to login her Facebook with my phone. I then suggested on giving her my spare phone and turn on my WiFi of my main phone for her to browse FB on the spare ( She had loggedin on the main before I suggested the spare to her - I before then, had the intentions of lending her the spare so we can always chat on WhatsApp, thank God I did not ohh). She was browsing FB on my spare phone and I was reading her messages on my main phone (Out of curiosity though). What shocked me to the marrow was her chat with one particular guy.
This babe normally come to my crib to chop and I Roger her some spare cash every now and then... All I get are flashes of panties and tits from the acclaimed irregular banger.

Her chat with the said guy looks very crazy, messy and funny. SHE GIVES MONEY, FOOD AND SUPPLIES TO THIS GUY JUST TO GET BANGED SILLY. And I'm here with her, having spent over 500naira that evening alone with abeg abeg, I'm broke, manage this manage that. Now the shocking and crazy issue was that she was chatting and the guy was telling her to get supplies for him so as to perform well for that evening's banging ) And the babe had already scoped me to give her money that she's broke and I was even contemplating between 1k and 5h) I angrily scrolled up and read their previous messages and was even more angrier and gobsmacked. The guy already told her to come by 8 and she told me she would leave by that said time... She saw how my mood swinged and how cold I was towards her...she could not ask for the cash again but stylishly asked for my spare earpiece (on a good day, I would have given it to her but I gave her a straight No with a straight face) she saw the red flags and left.

She has been calling since yesterday and I have refused to pick... Now if we aren't banging, we aren't talking ever again... ( I know she will agree and I will show her pepper before discharging her silly ass)

Now, I have come to realise that if you don't date a girl, always attach a value and importance to whatsoever you give them... Once they assume anything you give goes for free, they will disrespect you and play a fast one on you. Even when you bang them, make it look as if you do them a favour... Even when you woo them, make it seem like it's a favour from you. NEVER GIVE ANY FREE THING TO A GIRL WHOM SOMEONE ELSE IS BANGING OR DATING. ALWAYS ATTACH A VALUE, CHARGE OR PAYBACK TO ANY FAVOUR, MONUMENTAL OR MUNDANE.

Now, nothing goes for nothing. My 10naira to any girl will be like 500 naira and once you are old enough to have a boyfriend, if you need my help, I will need yours too.

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by ghettochild(m): 9:02am On Apr 14, 2021
officialmario:
Dont forget that i was'nt at abuja, my location is ibadan...
the following day i told the babe i am nw at ibadan, i had switch off my phone throughout that day, she was happy to hear that i am nw in ibadan, i thanks her for giving me the bail out fund and i promise to add more to the 50k i promise her..
i told her to come and meet me at ibadan so that we could meet, she was happy to hear that, she promise to come pay me a visit, i told her to borrow money for her tfare promising to sought her back when she comes, then she aggred.
In my mind i was wondering how this babe was able to obtain frm my friend, this girl no get orientation, look at how i have been playing with her brain, thats individual differences.
two days after i got to ibadan, this babe came as promise, you knw i couldnt use my house, i had to reason with one of my home boy who happens to be an orphan to allow me use his house, and he accepted.

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Bad guy
Am enjoying ur story
Your friend na heavy mumu

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Lordseyad(m): 9:14am On Apr 14, 2021
officialmario:
I had told the babe to send her act details so that i can forward 50k to her as soon as i am done with bank issues, many times she would ask how far about my bank issues but i always tell her they would rectify it, she was eager to collect 50k .
one day, i told her that my act officer told me i need to come to my branch in ibadan before i can use my act, that simply means i will need to come to ibadan to sought the issue, then i started lamenting on phone that i dnt have any money with me, there is no way i could leave abuja, i started crying on phone that i am tired of the whole shit, i have gone through a lot of stress, then this babe console me and said she has 5k in her act, maybe she can lend me pending when i would sought the issue, i was very hapi when she want to send 5k to me, i went to a friend and i collected his act number, lo and behold, this babe sent 5k to me for transport, i was very happy, i quickly went to a bar to consume two bottles of goldberg with ponmo... Maga don pay, rosco pade olosho

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Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Love96: 9:15am On Apr 14, 2021
officialmario:
When my guy insisted on having fun with her, she started crying and said, i have warned you but you insisted on having sex with me, the girl told him to bring condom, she opened her leg wide open and told my guy to come and Bleep.
she was telling alaye to cum and bleep her but the spirit of fear has landed on my friend, he couldnt make any attempt, in my mind i said this boy na bastard, why would he reject this offer? I feel like banging the door and enter forcefully but i just had to caution myself, i dnt want to hurt my friend, i just went back to sleep, as at then it was arnd 3:30am.
My guy came to wake me up in the morning bt i was just angry with him, i dnt even want to relate with him at all, because he has dissapointed me, it was sunday mrng so i just had to dress up and went to church, my frnd told me the babe would leave arnd 2pm, how is that my business? If she like she can go next year....
he had requested for 3k to sought out her tfare, luk at this idiot you still want to pay her tfare...mugun ojee
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Love96: 9:30am On Apr 14, 2021
officialmario:
I had vowed never to set my eyes the babe until she leaves the house, i had plan B for her, i dnt want her to recognize me that much because my plan was to invite her myself again, in my mind i knw the girl na big time olosho, she coundnt stop receiving calls even while with my guy, what kind of girl is this? I bet you that you cant with me, emi (ekun) one lagos local bitch will nw come and twist my brain, never in this life again.
My guy escorted her iwo road pack, the babe had requested for 5k for transport and then get some stuff for her siblings, after threaten my friend with death you stil want to collect raba...i dnt knw how my guy got the tfare, but all what i knw is that the girl left on sunday.
the girl is gone but left my friend in a bad condition, i really feel for my friend bcuz i knw it is nt ordinary, i took him a bar just to keep the sorrow away...
The babe left and life has to go on... I had saved the babe numba and planning to track her down again.....

This is the end of the first part.
Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Love96: 9:35am On Apr 14, 2021
[quote author=officialmario post=100774128]I had vowed never to set my eyes the babe until she leaves the house, i had plan B for her, i dnt want her to recognize me that much because my plan was to invite her myself again, in my mind i knw the girl na big time olosho, she coundnt stop receiving calls even while with my guy, what kind of girl is this? I bet you that you cant with me, emi (ekun) one lagos local bitch will nw come and twist my brain, never in this life again.
My guy escorted her iwo road pack, the babe had requested for 5k for transport and then get some stuff for her siblings, after threaten my friend with death you stil want to collect raba...i dnt knw how my guy got the tfare, but all what i knw is that the girl left on sunday.
the girl is gone but left my friend in a bad condition, i really feel for my friend bcuz i knw it is nt ordinary, i took him a bar just to keep the sorrow away...
The babe left and life has to go on... I had saved the babe numba and planning to track her down again.....

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Though this story looked fake, if it's true your friend is too dull of a man.
Any girl that comes to my house and start tell me nonsense story when I wan bleep, I will just throw here out of my house, I don't care if it is 1am in the dark no time.

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