Nairaland sha Geh Eleribuu OP

Anyways, I dey observe

officialmario:

that was then bro, we no longer take drugs, bye gone is bye gone.
SayNoToDrug#

Correct!

Funny story

interesting

Guy your friend na real eleri ibu somebody. You sure say nobi man with strong gbola that babe be?

simphood is a disorder ask Martinez

Op say na go back to the stadium

okay

Kwantinue o

The babe finally show...no problem. Anything wey spoil, na your friend fault.

This shit got me laughing hard...I can relate to this had a similar experience back in sch...

That's guy DAT said its a fake story is a slowpoke...this things happen everyday...


And op come and finish d story...I want to know if u and ur friend threaten to throw her out of the house at 12 am.....that was how my own story ended ...

Good old days

Story oooo

rowland545:
This shit got me laughing hard...I can relate to this had a similar experience back in sch...

That's guy DAT said its a fake story is a slowpoke...this things happen everyday...


And op come and finish d story...I want to know if u and ur friend threaten to throw her out of the house at 12 am.....that was how my own story ended ...

Good old days

them nor born am well make he nor finish the story

YunqTee:


them nor born am well make he nor finish the story

E must complete d story

@officialmario is known for incompleted stories

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You are a good friend so far. Finish the story sp we know what you did at the end

Chai, your friend is a big simp, i can't have such friends....

OP don disappear! Hope say your friend marry the geh las las.

officialmario:
When it was time to sleep, you knw we cant sleep together so i had to sleep in the parlour, since it was a room inside three bedroom flat that i occupied, I was nt far from them, i had created a small hole where i can peep, and i was nt ready to sleep that night, i want to hear her ringtone, i was waiting patiently for my guy to start the march at the stamford bridge.. Chelsea vs man u...when it was around 11pm and they havent started the match, i called my friend to help me bring sth from the room, o'boy how far, you never start fucking nw, and my guy said, she just dey chat since morning, what kind of stupid chat is that? Tell her to quit whatever she is doing that you want to play with her, stop acting like a fool, if you see the way my guy p**ni* dey erect, trust me my guy get long size, guy go back to the room and Bleep, the next thing i want to hear is yeeee, ouch, baby give it to me, Bleep me hard honey, oh, you are sweet baby, that is what i want to hear...
go back to the stadium

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Hey Hot dude enough with the story and take a chill pill. Some guys are masturbating with dried dicks.

I can't believe it

Story is fake sha but sweet

Op finish wetin u start oo

just can't stop laughing only those that have once experience it will understand you go belike bird when wun sweat guy finish the story

It disgust me when I read guys using pills & other things cuz of sex..

Instead, learn how to make a woman cum without penetration.. Once you make a woman climax, even if nah 20seconds you go use pound, e go sweet both of una oo..

Cuz you can’t fvck a puccy finish...You can only fvck it to stupor ..

officialmario:
After about ten minute she called back and said the Atm machine has swallowed her card and she went to the customer care to complain, and she was told to check back on monday, and that she is left with 600naira, my friend then told her to go and find any act number so that he can send her another tfare, i was seriously mad with my guy, why would you do that? Are you a fool? You still want to transfer the last 3k in ur act, guy you must be joking, i would never allow you do that, but before i could know it my friend called the babe to go and check if the person has seen alert, i swear e choke me.
the deed has been done, let's wait for the african queen, to my greatest suprise this babe didnt get alert until about 5pm, it is already late for her but i called the babe to pls try and come today, my friend is dying.... I really feel for my friend, he has consume alot 400miligram is insyd the body, local herbs, big stout, bitter cola with cold water, my nigga wasnt feeling comfortable again.......
What a boy!

That babe use better format for your guy.

officialmario:
About few years ago when i was staying alone at mokola in ibadan, i had a school mate who came to stay with me, when this guy was with me, he met a lady on facebook, kenny by name. My friend really love this babe despite the fact that they have nt met physically my guy has fallen deeply in love with this babe, maybe because the babe is beautiful.
Then one day, the girl called my friend and said the lagos state govt has mark their house for demolition and that they are planning to pull down their building, and he told my friend to pls help her with 20k to bribe the engineer, and promise to pay back when her father returned from travel, my guy quickly transfer the 20k to her with the hope of getting it back. I was seriously mad with my friend for acting like a fool, on several occassion this girl will just bill my friend and within three week my guy has spent over 40k for this babe, what a mess! Many times i would scold my friend for sending cash to the girl you met on facebook, but just bcuz of nude pics...

mario i dey feel you......

punisha:
your guy name suppose be Mumu...then u need better knock for your head as per friend of mumu wey u be....
I can't wait to see how this ended

Them suppose name am MUMUNI

I don laugh die

I believe this is a true story. Op you tried in convening your thought into a well written piece.
Funnily,I would respect Op more if the story is fake because it would be more difficult coming up with a fake story that is interesting than the one that actually happened.

I hope you will develop sense after this experience