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Re: Church And Girls by Goldieluks: 1:41am On Apr 24, 2011
sauer:

na u sabi. u nor dey sleep!? or are you still learning to make some sense?



yes,right after you,ode!
Re: Church And Girls by Nobody: 1:44am On Apr 24, 2011
Goldieluks:



yes,right after you,ode!
why u come be such a fiery woman like this? dem collect something from you? them guys?
Re: Church And Girls by 190: 1:44am On Apr 24, 2011
Goldie you didnt answer my question

ARE THE LADIES IN YOUR CHURCH RIPE AND FRUITFUL

I wan show area tomorrow  grin  grin
Re: Church And Girls by Goldieluks: 1:49am On Apr 24, 2011
sauer:

why u come be such a fiery woman like this? dem collect something from you? them guys?


is that why you are a male bitcch??
you take things too serious, UNNECESSARILY!!!
Re: Church And Girls by Goldieluks: 1:50am On Apr 24, 2011
190:

Goldie you didnt answer my question

ARE THE LADIES IN YOUR CHURCH RIPE AND FRUITFUL

I wan show area tomorrow  grin  grin





190,if that is why you are coming to my church,''because of girls''
then forget it!!!
Re: Church And Girls by Nobody: 1:55am On Apr 24, 2011
Goldieluks:


is that why you are a male bitcch??
you take things too serious, UNNECESSARILY!!!
U don't make sense. U scream. oh gosh, I think u need a therapy session. I know a couple of shrinks around who can help. . . undecided
Re: Church And Girls by Goldieluks: 1:59am On Apr 24, 2011
sauer:

U don't make sense. U scream. oh gosh, I think u need a therapy session. I know a couple of shrinks around who can help. . . undecided





do we go together to the thewappist?? undecided
because there's a speck in your eyes too.
Re: Church And Girls by 190: 1:59am On Apr 24, 2011
Goldieluks:





190,if that is why you are coming to my church,''because of girls''
then forget it!!!


You cant even help somebody sef,


Dont they do singles conference in your church

I would pay the highest offering that day But on a personal promise from your pastor

That im going home that nite with one of the single fruitfy girls  shocked shocked
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 2:34am On Apr 24, 2011
Girls?

Na dem go church pass and, na dem fukk pass. Fear dem O!
Re: Church And Girls by Goldieluks: 2:36am On Apr 24, 2011
Ranoscky:

Girls?

Na dem go church pass and, na dem fukk pass. Fear dem O!





where did you get that theory of yours from? undecided
Re: Church And Girls by 190: 2:43am On Apr 24, 2011
^ Suspect #1 grin grin
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 2:44am On Apr 24, 2011
swisscash:

If u wan 4ck, just go church,na yansh u go worship 4 dia!
Hahahahahahahaha. . . .

Guy abeg, no give me belle pain with laff jare! grin
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 2:55am On Apr 24, 2011
^^^^ and all the rest:

Meanwhile God sees the secret chambers of your hearts!!!
Re: Church And Girls by 190: 2:57am On Apr 24, 2011
^ Toymez are there FRUITFUL GIRLS in your church

I wanna eat New fruit undecided
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 3:06am On Apr 24, 2011
toyemz:

^^^^ and all the rest:

Meanwhile God sees the secret chambers of your hearts!!!
Meaning?
Re: Church And Girls by obowunmi(m): 3:34am On Apr 24, 2011
This 190 is a character --- ahaha!
Re: Church And Girls by Nobody: 3:35am On Apr 24, 2011
This romance section is the last place any "good" Christian should find themselves. We all know the kain oshelenge and wahala wey dey go down here. Delude yourselves o. Of course you're here "to read" lol. Claiming to be a good Christian for this romance section is like wearing drag to Las Vegas and claiming you're straight.
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 3:37am On Apr 24, 2011
@190

I dont go to church
so nothing for you on that score
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 3:40am On Apr 24, 2011
@Ranoscky

just that
The church is God's house of worship
Reason why you go there, God sees
heard the adage:
that while you can deceive man and form
you can never ever deceive God
short and simples
Re: Church And Girls by Nobody: 3:47am On Apr 24, 2011
This romance section is the last place any "good" Christian should find themselves. We all know the kain oshelenge and wahala wey dey go down here. Delude yourselves o. Of course you're here "to read" lol. Claiming to be a good Christian for this romance section is like wearing drag to Las Vegas and claiming you're straight.

 


there are atheists, satanists and whatnot who live permanently in religion section.

Romance isnt unchristianly, no matter how much spam and fluff gets posted in this section. People just have to be careful what they believe on nl for the main part.

I check out sexuality as well as romance section, mainly because it's also human beings there [albeit mainly idle ones like born2frock, cooking up weird and fake stories ] and i see no reason why they should be exempt from my wahala.

just kidding.
Re: Church And Girls by Nobody: 3:52am On Apr 24, 2011
@ topic


dont go to church looking for girls to sleep with.

have a little self control occasionally and listen to the sermon and/or just commune with God.

everything isnt about sex even though it seems that way nowadays.

help others to help you.

yes, you'll find many girls to shag in church, but that doesnt benefit you or them after all's said and done.
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 3:58am On Apr 24, 2011
toyemz:

@Ranoscky

just that
The church is God's house of worship
Reason why you go there, God sees
heard the adage:
that while you can deceive man and form
you can never ever deceive God
short and simples
So, all that just b'cos, I laughed at his comments?
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 4:03am On Apr 24, 2011
^^^
didn't refer specifically to you
you just chose to bear the mantle
lol
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 4:12am On Apr 24, 2011
Your breas Oops! Sorry, I mean, arrow (^^^^) was directed at me so, I thought U was refferin to me.

Well, it's all good.

So, hows U doin?
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 4:16am On Apr 24, 2011
^ cheesy shocked shocked shape means shocked

lol
im good and you?
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 4:19am On Apr 24, 2011
Cool.

Hows U gon celebrate D Easter?
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 4:26am On Apr 24, 2011
working
you?
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 4:28am On Apr 24, 2011
Even on sundays?

Play football with ma hommies.
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 4:32am On Apr 24, 2011
^^^
even on sundays!

lucky you !
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 4:43am On Apr 24, 2011
Eya, that means no chilling with friends and family, so sad!

What part of Nigeria?
Re: Church And Girls by toyemz(f): 4:57am On Apr 24, 2011
^^

cc username
says it all
Re: Church And Girls by Ranoscky(m): 5:10am On Apr 24, 2011
??

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