This one loud o! Was the mango too sweet or what? Plz visit hospital for help ASAP

You're about to be a mango tree... So long bro

Try drink SUPER GRO fertilizer join.
Ur havest will be bountiful.

You're in big trouble...go and watch "Jack the Giant Slayer"

So mango finish u no wan throw away the seed abi.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Try to induce vomiting while on your way to an hospital. If anybody is with you there, they should browse heimlich maneuver and do it on you

U actually expect someone to believe this crap? U swallow mango seed and the same mango seed that u swallowed is stuck in ur esophagus and yet u have the strength to be on the internet?

Get ready for one of the worst shit in ur life,cos it’s definitely coming out through the other hole

You just have to swallow loamy soil and take alot of water so that the seeds can germiate to a full mango tree..

Why did you have to stuff it in your mouth in the first place? Were you simulating hand-job? You're one of those that made me hate mangoes growing up as a child ...bad user experience

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

How are you now? I hope you've been able to get the seed out.

prettyboi1:
I hope the OP is in good condition? Cos he has not posted anything since he last said the mango seed was choking him? Please is there anyone who knows him that can check on him?

P. S: It's really irritating how many people post silly jokes when people are asking for help in seemingly life-threatening situations.

Exactly. Highly childish. I hope he is fine.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Choking, and you are typing correctly. Lemme just stop here fess

The Lord Supply all Your need happy mango season

Call someone on your phone book to help you. Pardon my joke

A mango seed is big enough not to penetrate one's throat with ease na. How did you manage to do that!

Anyway, just look for one comfortable area (a nearby bush) and seat there comfortably.
So you can start growing. that seed must not waste.

Go visit the nearest better hospital asap

A man who swallows a coconut, have a massive trust in his anus

InterpolEyes:
u must be a dreamer

what was said about reading without season?, well you can ruminate on this.

did you have a little child around you? tell him or her to help you out by digging hand down your throat. if that doesn't work you may have to see your doctor. or try induce vomiting after taking some oil. or agbo ile tutu.

Badradio where are you?

If your stomach no fertile. you get luck.

ChimubuChi:
I pray for divine intervention in Jesus' name, Amen.

Don't waste your prayers sis, this one just won catch cruise

Fantazy:
A mango seed is big enough not to penetrate one's throat with ease na. How did you manage to do that!

Anyway, just look for one comfortable area (a nearby bush) and seat there comfortably.
So you can start growing. that seed must not waste.

Folklore....
The old MANgo tree..

Your story go sweet die

saintruky:


Him no see hospital go... Na wa

The guy lie too smell

Wait till it decays and the insects in it start singing

Only legends will understand

oka4ugoo:
You leak mango finish..
throw way the seed...
you said no way, you never leak finish..
now you don swallow m.


Finally e don choke you

no mine am

the only way he could swallow thar mango seed

is that he left the seed in his mouth and fell asleep

and the seed slid through his throat as he was


snoring

Officialgarri:

What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat.

Are you fasting?

Then vomit it

[Please please I'm begging you, please help Osejie17,a nairalander too,his father just died last week due to doctors negligence, he is the first
child of 4 children,and they are all in school.he graduated 2019 , studied accountancy,since then no job, please money is not everything,if u can give him a job through people u know please help him..

authoricky post=101273433]I had wanted to at least send u small thing but when I went to ur profile I discovered u just registered this account 28th you have also spent 7 hour 44m today you are asking for help already. 7 hours data is how much?. You people should place allow people to help people who are really in need.[/quote]

proff010:
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

Looool