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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by omooajisnooni: 8:39am On May 01, 2021 |
This one loud o! Was the mango too sweet or what? Plz visit hospital for help ASAP |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by OdenKelechi(m): 8:47am On May 01, 2021 |
You're about to be a mango tree... So long bro |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Harvest601(m): 8:51am On May 01, 2021 |
Try drink SUPER GRO fertilizer join. Ur havest will be bountiful. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Lorddominic(m): 8:56am On May 01, 2021 |
You're in big trouble...go and watch "Jack the Giant Slayer" |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Blackdisciple(m): 9:02am On May 01, 2021 |
So mango finish u no wan throw away the seed abi. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Dextre(m): 9:06am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: Try to induce vomiting while on your way to an hospital. If anybody is with you there, they should browse heimlich maneuver and do it on you |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Neddyogu(m): 9:28am On May 01, 2021 |
U actually expect someone to believe this crap? U swallow mango seed and the same mango seed that u swallowed is stuck in ur esophagus and yet u have the strength to be on the internet? 1 Like |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Ajimusty2: 9:37am On May 01, 2021 |
Get ready for one of the worst shit in ur life,cos it’s definitely coming out through the other hole |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by olawale1516(m): 9:47am On May 01, 2021 |
You just have to swallow loamy soil and take alot of water so that the seeds can germiate to a full mango tree.. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by bigtt76(f): 10:42am On May 01, 2021 |
Why did you have to stuff it in your mouth in the first place? Were you simulating hand-job? You're one of those that made me hate mangoes growing up as a child ...bad user experience BadRadio: |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by chival(f): 10:46am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: How are you now? I hope you've been able to get the seed out. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by chival(f): 10:49am On May 01, 2021 |
prettyboi1:Exactly. Highly childish. I hope he is fine. 3 Likes |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by MummyD2020(f): 10:53am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: Choking, and you are typing correctly. Lemme just stop here fess |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Jacksparrow7(m): 11:21am On May 01, 2021 |
The Lord Supply all Your need happy mango season |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Jacksparrow7(m): 11:25am On May 01, 2021 |
Call someone on your phone book to help you. Pardon my joke |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Fantazy(m): 11:36am On May 01, 2021 |
A mango seed is big enough not to penetrate one's throat with ease na. How did you manage to do that! Anyway, just look for one comfortable area (a nearby bush) and seat there comfortably. So you can start growing. that seed must not waste. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by mrkia(m): 11:45am On May 01, 2021 |
Go visit the nearest better hospital asap |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Kennyideal(m): 12:13pm On May 01, 2021 |
A man who swallows a coconut, have a massive trust in his anus |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by harmargedon: 12:46pm On May 01, 2021 |
InterpolEyes:what was said about reading without season?, well you can ruminate on this.
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ajerimitan: 12:53pm On May 01, 2021 |
did you have a little child around you? tell him or her to help you out by digging hand down your throat. if that doesn't work you may have to see your doctor. or try induce vomiting after taking some oil. or agbo ile tutu. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by MOTIONTECH(m): 12:57pm On May 01, 2021 |
Badradio where are you? |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Adesuntim95(m): 1:19pm On May 01, 2021 |
If your stomach no fertile. you get luck. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Pavillon: 1:25pm On May 01, 2021 |
ChimubuChi: Don't waste your prayers sis, this one just won catch cruise |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Pavillon: 1:26pm On May 01, 2021 |
Fantazy: Folklore.... The old MANgo tree.. Your story go sweet die |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by joshuaidibia(m): 1:41pm On May 01, 2021 |
saintruky: The guy lie too smell |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Mutaultope(m): 2:24pm On May 01, 2021 |
Wait till it decays and the insects in it start singing Only legends will understand |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ogbonti: 3:54pm On May 01, 2021 |
oka4ugoo: no mine am the only way he could swallow thar mango seed is that he left the seed in his mouth and fell asleep and the seed slid through his throat as he was snoring |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by sylve11: 5:23pm On May 01, 2021 |
Officialgarri: |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Richthekid: 5:55pm On May 01, 2021 |
Then vomit it |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Emeraldgreene(f): 6:16pm On May 01, 2021 |
[Please please I'm begging you, please help Osejie17,a nairalander too,his father just died last week due to doctors negligence, he is the first child of 4 children,and they are all in school.he graduated 2019 , studied accountancy,since then no job, please money is not everything,if u can give him a job through people u know please help him.. authoricky post=101273433]I had wanted to at least send u small thing but when I went to ur profile I discovered u just registered this account 28th you have also spent 7 hour 44m today you are asking for help already. 7 hours data is how much?. You people should place allow people to help people who are really in need.[/quote] |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by hectorswag(m): 6:38pm On May 01, 2021 |
proff010:Looool |
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