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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by HITMEUP4ANYBIZ(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
throw yourself against the ground

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
Flames000:
You will excrete it.. but your nyansh go hear am.. e go tear small..
he go experience wetin gay men dey face today.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Kenzboi1(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
Ahh
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by izubext007: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
u better go for anus widener

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by nurain150(m): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Helminich procedure.
Asap look in you tube

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by yesloaded: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

go to hospital
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by VEXT: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
Nawaoo
.which kind hungry make u swallow a whole mango seed

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Donchieli: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
Who de breath

Mango seed?

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Bukden16(m): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
Congratulations.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by merits(m): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
grin just prepare to germinate soon, congratulation for succefully taking planting and agriculture to next level.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Idiotmod: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
grin
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Skillsnigeria: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
The Lord will deliver you

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Rikze: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
@ BadRadio, please read my comment on page 3 of this thread... It is my personal experience which is similar to yours.

Rikze:



I had a similar experience in the late '90s. No much worries.

At first nobody would believe you...


In my case, I tried everything I could to vomit it or to poo it out, but all to no avail.

At a point I convinced myself that passed it in the sewer.

Then the surprise...

One evening, sometime around 7pm... Booom!!! I had a very strong urge to throw up...
And I did... Lo and behold. It was mango seed. Now turned black in colour...

However, it wasn't easy and funny... I felt a very sharp pain in my chest as the seed was coming up to my mouth. After which I felt a bit weak for a while and became fine afterwards...

That was a sort of miracle I had never seen before and after then...

I pray it turns out same way for you.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Sirdan247(m): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
Laughing at some comments here

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by SenecaTheYonger: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
harmargedon:
let's see what your enzymes will do about it, surly they'll be reduced to poop.

Lie lie
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by anuliecutie(f): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
If u were able to swallow it, u shud be able to poo it out na... Don't be scared. Just prepare for delivery wen u go to the rest room.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ChimubuChi: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
I pray for divine intervention in Jesus' name, Amen.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by BigBrother54321: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
I hope this is a joke, I really hope it is.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by youngaduco(m): 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
Boil one egg and eat, thank me later

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ezeagu234: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
[quote author=BadRadio post=101269636]Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

And the first place on your mind is nairaland.smh internet hs really destroyed this generation

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by zeedof(m): 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
Take agbo ile tutu... you can get that at yoruba herbs seller... you will vomit everything in your stomach

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by dionma: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2021
You go shit an
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by richmond500: 9:59pm On Apr 30, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

don't worry, u will digest it.
but how big is ur throat to have swallowed such?
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by VGlobal: 9:59pm On Apr 30, 2021
Bros! Go to a good hospital fast. Na Aro plenty for this nairaland only a few will offer you good advice that will help your condition

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by strom: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2021
This is the typical example of " chop alone die alone"
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Goalnaldo(m): 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2021
Rotiix:

E choke..who dey breathe

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by richmond500: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2021
ezeagu234:
ok
he swallowed a mango seed this night, where do u expect him to go first? what if he's in the village
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Onyeka2019: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2021
Go toilet go cheat am out nah..
Nah me ask you to swallow seed?
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2021
Take yourself to the emergency room of a hospital but no; you are on nairaland because this is a emergency room.
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2021
grin

No problem na. Did it go down well into your stomach.

If it did not stop at the throat then it will come out with the poo.

But how come? You put the whole seed in your mouth? That is strange.

By tomorrow you will give birth to it safely.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by iampeterben(m): 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2021
Baba dey whine us!!!

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