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What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Kalatium(m): 9:25am On May 28
mine is 1 week.grin

After week she travelled , her phone was switched off and she cut all communications, that was my first .

cc lalasticlala seun
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by chatinent: 9:28am On May 28
Benue girl: 10 hrs.


And it was a full-time relationship. It ended because the way she was asking for sex, it was clear she was on HIV promo.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by AmgMakanaki(m): 9:29am On May 28
grin grin grin 10hrs. Una meet for inside transit ?
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Godada(m): 9:32am On May 28



20hrs.

Met inside the bus. We connected. She invited me to her place. We had a roll in the hay. Next morning, I took a walk and never looked back
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by richmond500: 9:36am On May 28
50mins or thereabout, I was in secondary school then, we started professing love to each other, one thing lead to another and we were pants down, after the usual, we broke up.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Chloraseptic: 9:43am On May 28
Posters above should know that the relationship never even started..
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by pyyxxaro: 9:44am On May 28
2Hr 30mins


She came to my house , said she wants to cook Spaghetti for my guy and I

I entered the kitchen while she was already cooking, saw her cracking egg into a plate

I asked her why she was breaking raw eggs , she said she wants to pour the egg it inside the Spaghetti

I was like WHAT , don’t try that , I don’t eat that kinda food


She bluntly told me that’s the way she likes it , omoor before I look she don pour like 4raw eggs inside the spaghetti

My head catch fire once , I just told her immediately , go and pack ur things and leave the house for ur own safety



Fine Fair gal oh , but naa Winch

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by EzzyCarter: 10:38am On May 28
pyyxxaro:
2Hr 30mins

My head catch fire once , I just told her immediately , go and pack ur things and leave the house for ur own safety



Bros, I think you overreacted. I'd have grabbed a chilled bottle of Orijin and patiently waited to see how the food came out cheesy. Once it's food, I'm def willing to try out new stuff. wink Who knows you coulda found a new "best food" that day lol

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Cerebellum: 10:43am On May 28
OP

My God will save una from fulishnessgrin

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by pyyxxaro: 12:44pm On May 28
EzzyCarter:




Bros, I think you overreacted. I'd have grabbed a chilled bottle of Orijin and patiently waited to see how the food came out cheesy. Once it's food, I'm def willing to try out new stuff. wink Who knows you coulda found a new "best food" that day lol




Ogbeni the food nor make sense at all oh

When me and my guy de chop the food , we just de laff de shake head
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by EzzyCarter: 12:59pm On May 28
pyyxxaro:





Ogbeni the food nor make sense at all oh

When me and my guy de chop the food , we just de laff de shake head



So last, last. You chop the food? grin

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by pyyxxaro: 1:15pm On May 28
EzzyCarter:




So last, last. You chop the food? grin



We are shameless grin
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by spiceadole: 1:50pm On May 28
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by paulolee(m): 2:37pm On May 28
mine na 40 mins...we run quicky after she accept to date me n I break up after d quicky based on watin my 3rd leg see between her legs..
I dnt expect such space from a bea dt claimed haven't had sex for 3yrs...chi chi na tunder go fire u..
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Lilpen3758: 2:41pm On May 28
chatinent:
Benue girl: 10 hrs.


And it was a full-time relationship. It ended because the way she was asking for sex, it was clear she was on HIV promo.
I deh fear benue girls
but u no get condom?
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by 5ine: 2:45pm On May 28
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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Lilpen3758: 2:46pm On May 28
spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

And u also learned how to Bleep too
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by spiceadole: 3:06pm On May 28
Lilpen3758:
And u also learned how to Bleep too
I learnt to keep my legs closed..
The next sex I had was with my husband

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Lilpen3758: 3:30pm On May 28
spiceadole:

I learnt to keep my legs closed..
The next sex I had was with my husband
So u are telling me in your entire life u only had sex with two guys and it's not 3some?? u must think am 11years old

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by atilla(m): 7:10pm On May 28
24 hours. I asked her out she said yes. Called her house the next day they said she had travelled abroad to go and school.

Few years after I asked she said she thought I meant asked her to take her to double 4 restaurant to eat. Cancel 24 hours make it 1 minute

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by danietohbadt(m): 9:07pm On May 28
spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.



Omo ale ni bobo yen

Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Youngpo413: 9:51pm On May 28
spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

sharp guy...
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by spiceadole: 9:51pm On May 28
Lilpen3758:
So u are telling me in your entire life u only had sex with two guys and it's not party?? u must think am 11years old

You are entitled to whatever you want to believe.
It doesn't matter to me.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by SmellySperm(m): 10:02pm On May 28
spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

Kpele

Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by SportsHD: 12:58am On May 29
chatinent:
Benue girl: 10 hrs.


And it was a full-time relationship. It ended because the way she was asking for sex, it was clear she was on HIV promo.
You dey craze well well grin grin grin. Condoms nko?
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by SportsHD: 1:01am On May 29
Lilpen3758:
So u are telling me in your entire life u only had sex with two guys and it's not 3some?? u must think am 11years old
Na your kpekus? free her na, shuo grin grin

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Vision101(m): 1:19am On May 29
How una dey keep all these time? Abi una use timer? Fabo everywhere.
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Lilpen3758: 5:55am On May 29
SportsHD:

Na your kpekus? free her na, shuo grin grin
oga I dey investigate something nah cool cool
Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Tatarison(m): 2:14pm On May 29
spiceadole:


You are entitled to whatever you want to believe.
It doesn't matter to me.
Some people think every other human specie is the same in terms of relative stupidity.
Someone said "2" and you're forcing your opinion on that person. I'm just tired of Nigerians acting like fools.
I even know virgins (girls) that live in sexually corrupt areas (barracks), and they were able to keep their virginity till marriage.
.
Madam Doc, abeg no mind this person. We move

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by romunu(m): 6:21pm On May 29
Oh dear,sorry he surely gonna loose a bet soon.Mad boy.
spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:49pm On May 29
Three months

He was too good to be true.....turns out I was right.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Time Range Of A Relationship You Were In? by spiceadole: 6:50pm On May 29
Tatarison:

Some people think every other human specie is the same in terms of relative stupidity.
Someone said "2" and you're forcing your opinion on that person. I'm just tired of Nigerians acting like fools.
I even know virgins (girls) that live in sexually corrupt areas (barracks), and they were able to keep their virginity till marriage.
.
Madam Doc, abeg no mind this person. We move

Thank you.
I wonder why some people think it's impossible for a lady to have a small body count.
If my first guy didn't dump me, he could have the one and only man I would ever be with.

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