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KimberlyWest:

SefunmiHookups:
Aiit, hunny. Thought u might be her. We attended ICS at wuse 2. And the initials of your names gave me the feeling I might be her. And the whole Yankee vibe -your speech mannerisms (word, though) also was another thing that made me consider......
You sure you're not her?? And Jerry isn't your brother? Why do I feel like you are lieing cuz ur scared? I onno...I just feel u are. Relax, we were friends back then..that's if you are her. Your dad was in the house of Reps... right?

SefunmiHookups:
I see you love writing books too. Okay. Tell me the truth with prrof and I'll.....hmmm....what will I do....
Ok, I'll sell you the rights and manuscripts of my awesome literature titled "The Mistress Experiment" oh boy....you don't wanna reject this offer for da world! You'd become a best selling authoress, oh!
@ KimberlyWest

chumaZ:
Alaye, your drama is getting out of hand here. You better see a doctor

you have time, better focus on getting healed completely instead of commenting on irrelevant thread(s) like this. Op is a chronic attention seeking baby, ignore his thread if you don't wanna lose your sanity

your thread are emotional, please update us the latest

KimberlyWest:
Not iLegendd giving out his WhatsApp number. Today is a good day.

iLegendd:
I only use Cry.pto. Should I send my LTC (Litecoin) address?

DreamyEyes:
lol. I just dey cruise o. I'm a brokeass
I no get shishin
It is well

bmdmix10:
boring

iLegendd:
Sorry about that. This is the section you're looking for https://www.nairaland.com/jokes

bmdmix10:
still boring

KimberlyWest:
No. It's not me. I know my school was at Wuse Zone 3 and my brother is not Jerry. As per my initials. The J there is for Judith.

I'll send you a PM.

iLegendd:
The reason I'm gay is: I don't have money to give to women.

Who will help me with urgent 2k?

pyyxxaro:
Thunder fire ur testes


U get luck say u nor de stay my area


We for don beat u like who thief goat , use hose peel ur back

iLegendd:
What if it was stolen? Not everything a human wears was bought by the person.

olamidedivotee:
This guy just dey use us catch cruise.

Continue
Till you set up a GoFundMe account for us to assist you.

We won't give you Kobo

Low budget Davido.

Tufiakwa

Lakadastickla:
Are you a graduate?

iLegendd:
Contribute money for me so I can stop being gay.

khiaa:
Forget about the money, continue being gay. Just do you boo, be the best gay that you can be. You're OK. You're so pretty, any man will be lucky to have you.

Alusiizizi:
You have money to buy attachment, so you should be able to afford 100 Naira to buy rope. When you get home, tie one end on top of your ceiling fan, make a noose at the other end, climb on a high stool, put your head through the noose and jump.

iLegendd:
No, Sir. I'm a certified illiterate. No money to go school. Please, help me. I'll do any job, even if it pays only 10k — as long as it doesn't involve shedding human blood or crime.

iLegendd:
Thanks, Sweetheart.

I was thinking of boob job to make my ass bigger, but I don't have money.

Some people are mocking me because I'm gay, but thank God you're on my side.

This morning, I cried because of the abuses I received here for being gay, but with your encouragement, I'm strong now.

Casper21:
Ilegendd is just catching cruise