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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Torosk1(m): 4:58pm On May 31, 2021
Free kpekus from my female co-worker
And free WiFi grin grin

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by MadeINchenzen2: 4:58pm On May 31, 2021
Blow. Jobs after work at a dark corner in the factorygrin

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Casper21: 4:58pm On May 31, 2021
Able to lie down on my bed and still do my job.
Able to abandon my job and still not get fired.
That's the beauty of my job

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Nobody: 5:00pm On May 31, 2021
lounging!
Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by alphaconde(m): 5:00pm On May 31, 2021
thank u sir

take this 2k for your recharge card

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by SeaTrade(m): 5:02pm On May 31, 2021
Plenty travels and hotels I guess lol.

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by JahBwoy: 5:02pm On May 31, 2021
Remote work
Data allowance,

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by kaelz(m): 5:02pm On May 31, 2021
AdolfHitlerxXx:
angry

1. Work from home....

2. Secretaries who visit me from time to time to....

You know. wink

3. Use their WiFi to download what i am not supposed to... not porn though! shocked
To Mekwe �
Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by The5DME(m): 5:03pm On May 31, 2021
None.
Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Nobody: 5:04pm On May 31, 2021
I have never had a conductive work.Na business I dey find money to hire a shop and start doing.
Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Idaytesj29(m): 5:05pm On May 31, 2021
Coronavirus84:
Absolutely no welfare package in my place of work except the NHIS Medical bill

Be like say we dey same office lol

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by dododawa1: 5:05pm On May 31, 2021
Resume late and close early

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 31, 2021
A whole lot!

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Asadujames202(m): 5:06pm On May 31, 2021
Our Secretary

A big butt lady

She wears an only tight fitted skirt
With all contour shouting

Pantie line quite visible

I got an instant hard-on
Just gawking at her pantie line

Poor me, though,

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by ajebuter(f): 5:07pm On May 31, 2021
I enjoy:
Annual eave Bonus
13th month salary
3 day vacation to nice hotels or resorts
4. Vacation Bonus
5. Sponsored professional training locally or internationally

God bless my Executive Directress

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by kunle75(m): 5:07pm On May 31, 2021
Driggs:
Nigerian HRs should be flogged.

They want you to work your arse off but are never ready for the conversation pertaining to benefits.

Take me to USA where you work like an ant and eat like an elephant.

Tueeehhh

Hahahaha oga take am easy nah
Where in America you work like ant and get fat compensation?
Maybe you want to say that company pay you commensurate to the efforts you put in to the work.
And the welfare of employees are strictly adhere to mainly because of litigation from the employees if they feel aggrieved or the state if they detect any infractions from the company.
But in all na win win situation sir.
People work here like machines for hours unending sometimes.

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Flames000(m): 5:08pm On May 31, 2021
I dey dey observe my lane o...

Them lie tire for appointment letter... time don reach for settlement we don begin speak latin..

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by kunle75(m): 5:08pm On May 31, 2021
Asadujames202:
Our Secretary

A big butt lady

She wears an only tight fitted skirt
With all contour shouting

Pantie line quite visible

I got an instant hard-on
Just gawking at her pantie line

Poor me, though,

You're too distracted bro

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Driggs: 5:10pm On May 31, 2021
kunle75:


Hahahaha oga take am easy nah
Where in America you work like ant and get fat compensation?
Maybe you want to say that company pay you commensurate to the efforts you put in to the work.
And the welfare of employees are strictly adhere to mainly because of litigation from the employees if they feel aggrieved or the state if they detect any infractions from the company.
But in all na win win situation sir.
People work here like machines for hours unending sometimes.




Kunle, take me to America.. You go see the difference for my body in one year.

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by zagorakis(m): 5:10pm On May 31, 2021
Free WiFi
Free medical services
Free lunch

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Gr8fulHeart(f): 5:11pm On May 31, 2021
..

oluwafreshkid:
At my office
We get 3 weeks paid annual leave + 35% leave bonus
1 week sick leave per year
1 week exam leave
1 week compassionate leave for the bereaved
3 days off work in December and January
Free medical treatment at a designated hospital
You get gifts when you get married
Women get 3 months paid maternity leave
Free lunch daily
Anunual 50% pbonus (now cancelled no thanks to covid!)


Yes, there's stress and troubles on the job but that's not why we're here today

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Asadujames202(m): 5:11pm On May 31, 2021
kunle75:


You're too distracted bro


Can't blame me


The way her huge butt shakes

Causes Dominion effect on my body

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by meobizy(f): 5:12pm On May 31, 2021
Yearly medical check-ups. A gym which no one uses because the work is stressful as it is. No expenses for a month on end and finally, meals in the quantity to choke a horse daily.

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Equity15(m): 5:15pm On May 31, 2021
13th month salary.
Pension.
Mad exposure (you learn new things everyday )
Free medical care, gym, spa, e.t.c
Daily tea/beverage.
Weekly and monthly incentive( based on performance).
Almost free transportation.



But damn!! The work is mentally draining.

If you have worked or currently work here you would know

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by tunatrezy(m): 5:15pm On May 31, 2021
Pension
Leave allowances
December bonus

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by dj5naira(m): 5:15pm On May 31, 2021
Peace(s).

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by godofuck231: 5:16pm On May 31, 2021
mbahdi:
Free knacking
ponor star

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by OJURONGBE1(m): 5:16pm On May 31, 2021
This post reminded me of my first job post NYSC in 2016. It was at a building construction coy on the island.
No medical insurance nor pension nor 13th month salary.
If you fall sick, you had to call the Boss before 7am to report your reason for not going to work (serious offence, if you don't ) . We spent our money to treat our illhealth , even if its a surgery or your wife delivery.
No allowances or whatsoever.
We work 26days a month, sometimes we work on Sundays too (7.30 am -8pm, Saturdays 8am -9pm).
We got 1week leave every December to resume in first week of January.
Salary delay for almost 2months before you get paid. I spent close to 3years at that company. Imagine the suffering we were subjected to on 45k salary, commuting from Mainland to island daily. I had colleagues who lived as far as Ibafo, ikorodu & Egbeda.
There were times, the QS & i used our savings to run office projects, in order to speed up site work (we were paid back tho).
No Christmas or Salah merriment ( foodstuffs). We were on our own.
I left that job in January 2019.

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Emmerlee(m): 5:16pm On May 31, 2021
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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Cooldiipo(m): 5:19pm On May 31, 2021
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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by PGKing1(m): 5:19pm On May 31, 2021
I'm my own boss Thank GOD

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Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by GentlemanAyo(m): 5:19pm On May 31, 2021
oluwafreshkid:
At my office
We get 3 weeks paid annual leave + 35% leave bonus
1 week sick leave per year
1 week exam leave
1 week compassionate leave for the bereaved
3 days off work in December and January
Free medical treatment at a designated hospital
You get gifts when you get married
Women get 3 months paid maternity leave
Free lunch daily
Anunual 50% pbonus (now cancelled no thanks to covid!)


Yes, there's stress and troubles on the job but that's not why we're here today

Bros pls where are you working? I need a job and I can really use your help. I can go through the bonus, stress, and troubles at the same time.

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