MU.MU, goodbye to Twitter on Twitter. Ode ni man yi jo!

Aint no body joining your TERRORIST TWEETER-like App!

Our president assembled people like him.

Before this government finishes their tenure, we may find ourselves living in the restrictions of China but in none of it's positives.

When will this big fool get some sense. Twitter have exposed allt of ills in the society, the recent Akwa ibom murder case is an example . Mke we the take time for this country ooo

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

lol

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

wait until apple and Google flings out the useless suggested app from their stores..fools in government with zero sense..chai .who do us this kin thing with these leaders..

Brexxit:
God forbid I use Adamu Garba's stupid crowwe app.

He can invite his almajiri brothers to join him where they can promote their stupid jihadist views.

That guy is the most useless, imbecilic Nigerian I have ever known.

cow app for cows like him and buhari

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

E no fit pain me for you because you are comfortable as well as your siblings.

I pray reverse is the case for you some day.

Wait sef! What are those two dots that looks like phone camera on this guy's forehead?

announced it via Twitter.
seeing old fools in govt in d open is awesome

Brexxit:
God forbid I use Adamu Garba's stupid crowwe app.

He can invite his almajiri brothers to join him where they can promote their stupid jihadist views.

That guy is the most useless, imbecilic Nigerian I have ever known.

once apple and Google tosses the app out the fool would be left hanging...I dey laugh them..shey trump tire..

I knew there was a hidden agenda concerning twitter suspension/ banned this has been a planned work.

Imagine if Twitter had open their African office in naija, chaiii wat kinda govt is dis sef

Make thunder strike this man (Adamu Shehu).....is a very big shame for a country like Nigeria.

Adamu oshè

https://preview.zikoko.com/pop/so-you-dont-have-to/crowwe-app-reviews-adamu-garba/


You see, someone suggested that I do a review of Crowwe for fun (like we do in this series) and I thought it was a good idea. So I went to the app store to download it when I decided to check out the reviews. You guys, the reviews I saw had me like:


That is how the direction of this week’s instalment of “So You Don’t Have To” came to be about me sifting through the Croww app’s worst reviews and bringing you the funniest ones.


Let’s start with Bode, who thinks that the app’s logo looks like the logo for ISIS.

He also thinks the dashboard looks fraudulent. I laughed till I cried.


Oreoluwa calls the app a terrible knockoff of Twitter, Instagram, and WhatsApp with a picture quality so shitty that looking at it is like watching a snuff film on NTA.

She mentioned the picture quality twice so you know it’s really bad.


Austin is convinced that the app is lowkey being used to recruit members for terrorist organisations.

Damn.


Igy says that the app turns phones into one of those hot stones they use for massages.

Or a literal time bomb.


Fache claims the app gave him a plethora of infectious diseases.

Even the Hantavirus


Eunice says the app’s very existence is creating holes in the ozone layer.

Shoutout to Eunice for looking out for the environment.


Olalekan says that this app is the best way to have the EFCC knocking down your door.

It sets you up AND jails you? It really do be your own app.


According to Pelumi, the app looks like it was designed by a child.

This makes me imagine a sick Victorian-era child sitting in front of a computer and I am wheezing.


Precious says the app destroyed a transformer in his area.

My prayers go out to Precious in this (literal) dark time.


Bennette is upset that the app keeps attacking people with porn ads. Kinda like that one episode of Black Mirror starring Daniel Kaluuya.

Imagine using the app in public and a very loud ad for “Backdoor Sluts 9: Brianna’s Revenge” starts playing.


Chizor says that this app is responsible for giving President Buhari arthritis and destroying his ears.

Well, that one guy did claim that the antichrist will be an artificially intelligent robot. Could this app be that?



In the sea of negative reviews, I found a few good ones. Without commentary, here are 10 good reviews I found. See if you can spot a pattern.

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

This guy get low IQ

So patanmi...sorry Adamu Garuba mean David(Istrael) defeated Goliath(Palestinian)
Prof.MURIC shee U dey hear this kind blasphemy?

Good to know that there is a Nigerian-made app that can compete very well with twitter. I have been wondering if there is no Nigerian that can create a platform that can compete favourably with all these social media platforms.

Nigerians can generate ideas that can solve Nigeria's problem if we make good use of our brain.

These days it's common to see misguided, delusional youths claiming that they have 'woken up'.

Oga, hating your country is not evidence of waking up. Complaining a lot about your country's problem without being willing to use your brain to think of solution is not evidence of waking up. Hating the northerners and believing the north is the cause of your misery in life is not evidence of waking up. Foolishly wishing your nation evil and saying all sorts of terrible things against your country and your leaders both in social media and offline is not evidence of waking up. Foolishly expecting your country to break up believing that all your problems and miseries in life will magically disappear once your country break up is not evidence of waking up! All these are signs of spiritual and mental sickness. They are signs of escapism from reality and unwillingness to accept responsibility for your life.

You can only prove that are have woken up when you are productive, can make good use of your brain and come up with solution to your country's problems and the problems of humanity in general.

God bless Nigeria

I don't know the most unfortunate person between this Garba or Lie Mohammed infact both of them are unfit to be living in the midst of human being

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

This Adamumu Garba is a very hefty slowpoke and the problem is that he isn't aware

Look at how Northerners are disgracing Nigeria worldwide, what type of human are this. From Buhari disgracing Nigeria in Africa and the world at large, to Pantami disgracing Nigerians, to Garba Adamu, name them. Who did we offend in this Country. Northerners have succeeded in disgracing Nigerians worldwide. How did i manage to share a Country with these type of Early men.

The picture below says it all

This clown

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

These guy no get sense. By the time millions of people report your app as inappropriate and google and apple shut it down you will get sense.

Kylekent59:
Nigerians should not make the same mistake come 2023.

You mean yorubas Sire??

Jashub:
Anyone that subscribes to such an app is only selling himself to the control of the Nigerian government and its stupidity

patronise Nigeria, support Made in Nigeria. Many advanced countries like China Japan and Russia make good on their own established social media outfits. Look at how we are quick to reject our very own. 9ja which way??

Emerging old buharist who doesn't really know the importance of social media banning Twitter. Am sorry Mr lie Mohd to call you a big fool...old for nothing

Northern Muslims

Sometimes I asked if the Qur'an you read is different from the one other Muslims read


I no Envy Una at all

This so called app is a coded CCTV cam to monitor Nigerians, at your own risk if you stupidly fall for this.

HonNL:
Former APC Presidential Aspirant, Adamu Garba, has in a series of tweets, announced that his self-made app, Crowwe has defeated Twitter.

He announced it via TWITTER, following the FG's suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria.



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba



Adamu Garba

He also seized the opportunity to introduce the new COO of Crowwe app, Anya Ifunanya.

Garba said on January 15, 2021 that he was stepping down to
allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.





Adamu Garba

Garba has insisted that "Crowwe is the first Nigerian multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app. it has a wide range of functions and can be said to be an app that does everything. It is compatible with both web, Android and iOS devices."

Small time some bastar.ds on this forum will still be claiming that there is democracy in Nigeria. This is dictatorship per excellent. Even Trump wouldn't endorse this knowing the kind of harm it will generate for his administration and economy. And the fools in government are clamoring for foreign investments.