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She Chased Me Out Of Her House Because I Lasted For 20 Mins - Read My Experience by Happened: 8:26pm On Jul 04, 2021
My Mother use to warn me about my Education , But i no dey hear …… My 3 Friends we enter School with me don Get Better Job … Marry With KIDS …. The other Friend weah enter Business by serving his Oga … Don become Oga Since ….. dey drive 3 Cars … He even Carry Escort come village meeting last December !!!

Me I Vowed never to serve my fellow Man …. I No even Get luck for School Matter !!!

Okay as my Guys dey Lagos dey Hustle nahh !!! , I Say make i go try luck !!!

I Entered Lagos On March 6th 2021 ….. Via Online Hustle nahh !!! – 3 Weeks i No See Luck or Client !!!

So one day , me and my friend enter one Club make we crusie ….. VIA weekend nahh !!!!

I Dey on my own dey drink oooo ……. Na so one waitress come tell me say ….. One woman dey Call me for VIP Bar !!! …. I Come dey think …. e be like say ……. one of my aunty we dey Lagos don see me oooo ….

After a while i decided to go and see her nahh !!! …… As i enter the VIP Bar …. she come say make i come sit for her table .. DRINK !!! …. She said to me “Hello HANDSOME ….. Are you free tonight” …….. Ahhhh …. That question don tell me where she dey Go !!!

Okay oooo … I Sit down with her drink …. We Gist till around 1AM …. She say make we go home nahh !!! …..

My Mind come dey tell me say !!! …. Are you sure this woman no wan use you do Juju ….. My Other mind come tell me say ….. BROS Dey Move !!!

I Come gather moraaaal …. Follow her ….. As we commot outside the club ….. One Police woman …. come carry her Bag …. Salute her !!! ….

E Shock me oooo …. Na Big madam ….. wan carry me Go House !!!

She come enter Her Car … Tell me make i come sit beside her !!!

I Sat beside her … She ordered me to be touching her Laps !!! …. Me no get Chioce nahh !!! … Police dey front carry GUN …… By the way …. why i wan complain seff … No Be wetin i dey Go For !!!

The woman Come as Me one Question weah i no Understand ….. She asked me “HOW OLD IS YOUR MOTHER” ….. I Said 53 Years …. She laughed and….. say OKAY !!!

This Question i no understand uptill Today !!!

Okay as we don Reach nahh …. The woman come begin dey Command me ….. I No Question her back …. Afterall … I No get money !!!

The Next Question I Hear na …… “How Good are you In Bed ….. I Replied ….. I Dey Try ma”

She Replied “TRY ?? – WHICH ONE BE TRY”

She ordered me to come warm her bed ….. This woman na this type weah go ask you To Suck her from Lagos to Israel …. I Sucked this woman for like 2 Hours !!! – She still dey order me to continue !!!

Me weah no dey like Give head !!! …. Indeed … MONEY DON INSULT MAN PIKIN !!!

Okay Finally She say make i carry My parcel Put nahh ….. I Put .. I know say if i wan last longer i go use Condom …. She say she no wan condom ….. I Did as she said !!!

I Even shock say i reach 20 Mins !!! … I Come cuummm nah …. She Asked me …. “WHAT DID YOU JUST DO” …. I Tell her say i don Come nahh .,…. She said “YOU MUST BE STUPID …. YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT LAST UPTO 2 HOURS AND YOU FOLLOWED ME HOME”

I Said … Madam make we wait small …. Make we go for the 2nd Round … I Go Last Longer …. She looked at me as ask me ….

“ARE YOU REFERRING TO ME AS MADAM ….. NA MADAM YOU DEY CALL YOUR MOTHER FOR HOUSE …. YOU THINK AM ONE OF YOUR BABES THAT YOU BANG ANYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE …… DON’T GET ME ANGRY … DRESS UP AND START GOING ….. for saying this you must leave this estate …….. this night”

She asked me to write my Account Number on the Diary Down stairs before going !!! ….

Wetin man pikin go do nahh …. I Dress up …. leave her bedroom ….. write my account number for sitting room down stairs ….

I Wan beg gateman make i stay for his room …. till morning …. This woman dey upstairs …. Call Gateman and tell him this …….

“ASK DRIVER TO ASK OFFICER TO ACCOMPANY HIM ……. MAKE SURE YOU DROP HIM OUTSIDE THIS ESTATE”

Na so they carry me like person weah dey don kidnap …… commot for HER house ooo …. On OUR WAY …. THE DRIVER LOOKED AT ME AND SAY !!! … BROS UNA DEY Bleep MEN UP oooo … See wetin woman do you …… PERSON WEAH DEY PUSH BARROW GET RESPECT PASS YOU OOOO”

In THE Morning , The woman send me 100k …..

Uptill now am still ashamed Of Myself !!!

Guys ….. ABEG …… no Bleep up like me oooooo

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Re: She Chased Me Out Of Her House Because I Lasted For 20 Mins - Read My Experience by Cerebellum: 8:27pm On Jul 04, 2021
Hahahalaoalaollljajajagringrin

Just what I expected

You're a A Eleribuu kolo OP

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Re: She Chased Me Out Of Her House Because I Lasted For 20 Mins - Read My Experience by Happened: 8:40pm On Jul 04, 2021
Cerebellum:
Hahahalaoalaollljajajagringrin

Just what I expected

You're a A Eleribuu kolo OP

Gini ?
Re: She Chased Me Out Of Her House Because I Lasted For 20 Mins - Read My Experience by Swat00: 9:35pm On Jul 04, 2021
Drop location bruh

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