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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:06am On Aug 16, 2011
*opens thread, Farts, Hisses, farts again, And closes door, *
Mstcheeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 6:57am On Aug 16, 2011
^^ Fried Beans aint doin u good buddy, in the meantime we can have the smell of ya fart as an Insecticide. . .lotta mosquitoes n rats need to be killed!! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 3:41pm On Aug 16, 2011
dry yarns sad
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 8:21am On Aug 17, 2011
Guy No dey make Illegal Noise here! angry angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 11:10am On Aug 17, 2011
El Guapo:

Guy No dey make Illegal Noise here! angry angry

see this illegal monkey o angry
no make me vex o
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:34am On Aug 17, 2011
I Swear i go just Slap u illegal slap now!! angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by olawalebabs(m): 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2011
suffry, ma. na only you
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 3:03pm On Aug 17, 2011
u get luck say olawalebab dey hold me if not I go screamilize u angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 17, 2011
Mary try showing PHCN some love today! You do that by hugging a transformer!! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by tanimz(f): 7:42pm On Aug 17, 2011
cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 7:59pm On Aug 17, 2011
Make una shuttup. . .tanimz write noise maker
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 8:10pm On Aug 17, 2011
I shall I shall! ! !! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 8:15pm On Aug 17, 2011
Your hand-writing nor dey clear. .I fit nor see the names grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 8:17pm On Aug 17, 2011
cry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 8:27pm On Aug 17, 2011
Lol. .stop jor. . oya shey you go drink fanta? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ARareGem(f): 8:46pm On Aug 17, 2011
No, I'll rather take Pepsi.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by olawalebabs(m): 8:50pm On Aug 17, 2011
jokingmary:

u get luck say olawalebab dey hold me if not I go screamilize u angry
no lie, i no hold your hand, go fight if you want to.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 9:07pm On Aug 17, 2011
ARareGem:

No, I'll rather take Pepsi.
shocked shocked Aw many bottlez?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by ARareGem(f): 9:49pm On Aug 17, 2011
Say. . . 30 for a start. undecided tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:25am On Aug 18, 2011
30 Wetin?!

I bet ya farts them go mutate into Liquid form! grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Yeske2(m): 5:20pm On Aug 18, 2011
All these guys wey dey show their colour 4 bar sef tire me o
Me: Bar-man, alomo dey?
Bar-man: yessa
Me: bring 2, one wey cold and one hot one make i warm my brain
Bar-man: ok sa
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 6:55pm On Aug 18, 2011
Mehn dis thread old pass metusela oo, i must contact guiness book of records nonsense

stale and old thread
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 8:42pm On Aug 18, 2011
Idowuogbo:

i must contact guiness book of records nonsense
U mean guinea book of record
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2011
Lol @ Idowu and her usual negative comments. .so predictable! tongue tongue smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 7:12pm On Aug 19, 2011
cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 8:14pm On Aug 19, 2011
Yeske!:

All these guys wey dey show their colour 4 bar sef tire me o
Me: Bar-man, alomo dey?
Bar-man: yessa
Me: bring 2, one wey cold and one hot one make i warm my brain
Bar-man: ok sa
poor boy, na so the word 'Sir' dey hungry you? tongue cheesy

BTW, for the records, I didn't sell anything to you. .you must have thief-ed my alomo bitters! tongue tongue undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Yeske2(m): 10:04pm On Aug 19, 2011
jackpot:

poor boy, na so the word 'Sir' dey hungry you? tongue cheesy

BTW, for the records, I didn't sell anything to you. .you must have thief-ed my alomo bitters! tongue tongue undecided
Wetin conjoin me and u sef? Shuoo! Ol'boy i don drink 11 alomo 2day and remember say i get single bone, u want make i delete u? I knw say u no get wrk n u wan b barman but u 2 small 2 serve me, dm must sack u dis nite
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 19, 2011
Idowu go fridge there collect One Purewater and a toothpick, all xpense paid by Me! angry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Pharoh: 7:39am On Aug 20, 2011
jackpot:

poor boy, na so the word 'Sir' dey hungry you? tongue cheesy

BTW, for the records, I didn't sell anything to you. .you must have thief-ed my alomo bitters! tongue tongue undecided

Wetin be thief-ed my guy abi you no finish primary school again?, better use the word stolen to save ya ugly face. grin

BTW education is free and i no mind take you as adult student if you enrol for my tutorial class. grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Yeske2(m): 9:07am On Aug 20, 2011
Pharoh:

Wetin be thief-ed my guy abi you no finish primary school again?, better use the word stolen to save ya ugly face. grin

BTW education is free and i no mind take you as adult student if you enrol for my tutorial class. grin
No mind am, na igbo wey e smoke dey make im eye red, e no dey see well again. Anyway make i pity am. Barman give your second 2 shots of kai-kai and 1 shot of lime make im eye clear small
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by tanimz(f): 10:13am On Aug 20, 2011
dani1luv:

Make una shuttup. . .tanimz write noise maker

My name dey sweet your hand to type, shey? cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2011
Pharoh:

Wetin be thief-ed my guy abi you no finish primary school again?, better use the word stolen to save ya ugly face. grin

BTW education is free and i no mind take you as adult student if you enrol for my tutorial class. grin
Yeske!:

Wetin conjoin me and u sef? Shuoo! Ol'boy i don drink 11 alomo 2day and remember say i get single bone, u want make i delete u? I knw say u no get wrk n u wan b barman but u 2 small 2 serve me, dm must sack u dis nite
Now, where are my Bouncers! angry angry angry cheesy

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