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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:23pm On May 18, 2011 |
Id, greetings Sophizzy, hungry no dey wire you? you dey bar since you neva place order, even common pure water you neva buy lol |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Sophizzy(f): 7:42pm On May 18, 2011 |
I nor dey c u na.As u serve person finish, u go jxt disappear b4 I go evn begin choose frm d menu. Oya,gv me 1 Orobo. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:45pm On May 18, 2011 |
The way una dey carry change this bar name self, i pray make person no miss road enta brotel |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:05pm On May 18, 2011 |
Bro u no fit sonu ok. I fink it easy to get bcus it 1st on d list and na end of juction d bar dey |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:10am On May 19, 2011 |
@Sophizzy hot or chilled? @EL GUAPO lol. If you miss road, stop bike and ask for directions @neyshed na one in |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by AbigailCla(f): 8:00am On May 19, 2011 |
I would go for chilled, !! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 2:05pm On May 19, 2011 |
Here comes Abigailcia daughter of Felicia diagnosed of Amnesia her papa na from Asia precisely Indonesia to my bar, I say WELCOME sha |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 2:10pm On May 19, 2011 |
^wack rhymes sounds like mr ibu tryin to b tupac , dont give up ur day job inugo |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 2:48pm On May 19, 2011 |
Jooo! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 5:56pm On May 19, 2011 |
Lol u go fear |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:17pm On May 19, 2011 |
I breathe on a track, so wacky says Idowuogbo i look left, i look right, i dont see her reasons true she hail from d lineage of King Jaja of Opobo? Even sef me I no send, I feel like charging her for treason |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 6:19pm On May 19, 2011 |
^beg me to show u how its done , u stil bleeeding boo , i might nid to wrap it up to heal u quicker |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 6:20pm On May 19, 2011 |
jackpot: Owkay dat was horrific Choii! . Itz not by force jacky bro stay in da line of bizz u awready is And see how u jus baptised ma fine top finish |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:47pm On May 19, 2011 |
Imma show you half of my swags so keep it shut, your tongue dont let it wag cos niggaz where we from, we like to pop that thang Hey! You better stop dat gal's Fat Mouth to POT, no balls And Imma pop pop bang Kids wanna bust me wholes wanna suck me rappers wanna touch me Nada! Trust me I'm too slick to sly fakes, don't wanna apply never snitch, i let it ride all my feelings i set aside when i'm beefing like a villain moving quick like a cheetah i'm whippin canes getting no bans, i never locks up i flash the heater, then lock your whole block up you are about to get it, so quit it, i'm tryna conceal it messing around with me, i guarantee you gonna beat it flip it, toss it, bring it or you quit it Jackpot's ready to ride, he wanna see it |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:18pm On May 19, 2011 |
@chi-baby horrific ke? I thought you wanna say terrific howDy you sef no dey place order for anything. You dey check your shape? |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 7:36pm On May 19, 2011 |
Terrific ke? U wiish Errmm no thanks am fine for now. Not a huge fan of drinks |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 8:09pm On May 19, 2011 |
jackpot:WWWWow!!!! damn a gud creative writer , NOT!!!! dude Get a bandage and stop bleeding all over the darm thread. And with the way you write, I think your oblongata has been infected with a tissue eating virus. Not that there's much for the virus to begin with anyway. so i say quit thinkin ur bars are metal bcus al u spewing is plain kanekalon. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On May 19, 2011 |
should I say TseeeEw or better to say MtcheeEw I challenged you to a rap contest well, it looks like you just failed tha test you said you knew how to rap now I know you got no feathers on your cap you can't rap yet you claim you can just spewing rubbishes you, like oh goddamn rap or neva make noise, girl we've got no issue wrapped or on rap, you know i'm gonna toss you like a tissue |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 8:49pm On May 19, 2011 |
^^^some dude just don't know when to quit, you should have left when the ovation was loudest now your name is being dragged in the mud! i feel nothing for you, you were my her until you tried to fool around with zeros.dude no need to kiss ur teeth , remember d dentist told u doing that wud loosen d grip on ur dentures ,now listen to me y i giv u lectures .Everytime I wanna retire, another eager Don Quixote comes at me with manning up rites on his mind. You?! You that still have your testicles undescended in your abdomen wanna come test me?.Give up dude Ogbosky da Badosky rocks worship me now bcus am ur demi God |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 9:57pm On May 19, 2011 |
Imagine! How did u get mai website to copy mai raps and paste it here, u no fear? I fink i kno wat to do. Hi guyx i hail oO. Wu want TOMTOM |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:03pm On May 19, 2011 |
^steal ur rhymes u wish , i b doin dis rite fom diapers so stroll along , so i don get u eating my diapers . u hrd me , you dont look at me tru ur glasses , i can tell u inherited dose from voltron ,take em off it sure make look like a windscreen, yes u screen BAdosky u sure see shes d sickest , d hottest , and d loudest ,my rhymes are steady dats y am got nicknamed fast and furious , omoo una nevvvvvva readyy ooooo |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 10:12pm On May 19, 2011 |
Which one b all dis gragra wey una dey do for here self. Id u dey use old teeth dey rap if dem fall,rememba say i never sign in ni gba ye oO. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 10:16pm On May 19, 2011 |
^hey i wont bother lash u bck , cus i still weep wen i see signs of child abuse all over ur anusss , dude wait till your wisdom tooth strt growing b4 u strt talking about jackpot old dentures nonsense |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:41am On May 20, 2011 |
Chilling in my crib, cooling off, no shirts on address is Jackpot Rendezvous bar, Jokes Section. this mothafooqa rammed up on me she talking shyt with her hommie like she was a straight player hold up, be my ward I can pay ya i said hey, come on Badosky you looking good I see you wanna play with a player from tha hood come holla at me, in you i see potentials though your yarns are rhymeless, i can teach you essentialz get into my class pretty face, prime times you gonna learn all tha rhymes cos I seen all your yarns yet yo gat no rhymetivity oh girl, you wanna make me puke out of curiosity i do no raps with no chickens too much style and flows am just like Charles Dickens ready to give you few lines cos you are like their champ gettin it done, smackin it up, i dont need no amp cos i wouldn't be the nigga that I am if i didn't pop niggaz in da mouth, goddamn you neva seen a rap like me you neva seen a thug like me but i ain't weak, doesn't back down a week any bit you nigga gonna put your hands where I'm gonna see it I don't give a pfuck about da lawz seen it all, did it all, like a tiger, POT has got tiger clawz give it up to me i neva do slackin make me wait and you i'm gonna send you packin [/b] |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:45am On May 20, 2011 |
Id, make it flow like a song or i'm out! i need to see thick rhymes in this bout! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 8:35am On May 20, 2011 |
*clears throat* hem hem |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 9:09am On May 20, 2011 |
[size=5pt]checks in her beats , low tempo yet mind mind blowing [/size] Its time to get breezy, I feel d weather telling me to go cold on your Wackass , Hey!!!, i tot i laid u straight wiv my bullet Jackass it so funny u can get up and applaud me , its time to strt seeing am d true Badosky evrytime to read my lyrics its like u high on Whisky i no its s hard to Admit i run shyte in dis dungeon dont worry your wackness wud soon Submit to my Greatness, well let me leave my intro alone and give u a show to my world of Awareness Why, I ask the foolish parasite, do you wish to kill your Host? Where will it leave you when he gives up the Ghost You bash it in his head, heat him up and cause him to empty his Bowel To dig both our graves, you better bring a Shovel. Jackkkasss u got assasinated give up now y u can b4 i violate your Mission U no am baddest of all Commission , i runnn dis biatcccccch [size=5pt]she turns offf d beat and says "asta la vista baby"[/size] [b]Badosky rocksss [/b] |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 9:17am On May 20, 2011 |
Spoken lyk a true red devil |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:38am On May 20, 2011 |
Got it wrong! Idowu is a big fan of Plateau united in Nigeria |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 10:00am On May 20, 2011 |
Sweetheart! Av missed u sooooooooo much |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by freezy(m): 10:56am On May 20, 2011 |
It is never too early for a beer, is it? Gimme one big stout there!!! Criminally cold, mortuary standard. Sharp, sharp abeg. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 2:42pm On May 20, 2011 |
Yinka hun catch me on Yim, wanna talk 2 u |
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