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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 1:31pm On Dec 11, 2011
@agybabe
dont mind that pharoah.when you give a man inches he would take yards.
The scavenger ran all the way from egypt because of his peoples' protests in tahirs square to this bar. The night he came,i was strongly against jack giving him refuge but all i said fell on deaf ears.he shunned me, saying it pays to be a good samaritan,now see . . . see where it has landed him.pharoah now wants to snatch you from me.

Just dont listen to him,oya come and sit on my laps, i bet you gon' feel better sweerie.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by saddler: 2:49pm On Dec 11, 2011
No closing ceremony for greatest bar in history of offtopic thread?m waiting oooo
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 3:08pm On Dec 11, 2011
saddler:

No closing ceremony for greatest bar in history of offtopic thread?�m waiting oooo
guy, thank God you're online now. Can you imagine Studio saying we're the same person?

Dani sef don dey provoke me these days with his one-kind one-kind comments.

I dey vex seriously now. Mtchew
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 3:09pm On Dec 11, 2011
saddler:

No closing ceremony for greatest bar in history of offtopic thread?�m waiting oooo
guy, thank God you're online now. Can you imagine Studio saying we're the same person?

Dani sef don dey provoke me these days with his one-kind one-kind comments.

I dey vex seriously now. Mtchew
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 3:17pm On Dec 11, 2011
awww, soon this thread gonna be locked away forever. cheesy

Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 4:54pm On Dec 11, 2011
jack leave dani matter jor.
How the closing ceremony go be like na?
No vex too much o.
Make person no end up for morgue o!!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2011
wetin dress code suppose be for d party now?

Can we make rock it Halloween Style? wink
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:17pm On Dec 11, 2011
@all closing ceremony attendees

pls, we now have a new off-topic to be stickyed soon. cool

Click here
cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 5:40pm On Dec 11, 2011
halloween ko,harajuka ni,
those ones na big big grammer jor,
Im more interested in the dress code for the ladies.
I want it c.ú.mshot bumshot style.
How you see am?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2011
bumshot's cool. What of d tops? I think as regards to color, any hot color will do.
You think pink's hot? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2011
no doubt pink is cool, you know babes like pink alot.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:26pm On Dec 11, 2011
Dani, you can lock this thread now anytime you feel like and sticky the other one~

you've gat my permission now!
cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2011
Smh
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2011
where's Dani? Don't forget coming with your padlock. grin

Er, mikuz
are we inviting a pastor or a bishop for the burial mass of this historic offtopic thread?
undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 6:48pm On Dec 11, 2011
eh. . Ehm . .
We fit call pope na.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:02pm On Dec 11, 2011
[color]that's true. You get his number? cheesy [/color]
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:04pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz, can you google his number? cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:06pm On Dec 11, 2011
the one I'm calling is saying user busy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2011
At long last this thread is almost finished!!!! grin grin grin

Na when the thanksgiving go hold self cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by mikuz(m): 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2011
wait o jackpot.
Which of em line you dey try call?
Na the zain or mtn?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2011
na the mtzain. Mikuz, you understanded?

Bones dear, d party is on. Expect da bootys to be flooding here soon
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 7:14pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz:

wait o jackpot.
Which of em line you dey try call?
Na the zain or mtn?

I guess he dialed his Nitel line tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:15pm On Dec 11, 2011
na the mtzain. Mikuz, you understanded?

Bones dear, d party is on. Expect da bootys to be flooding here soon
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2011
jackpot:

na the mtzain. Mikuz, you understanded?

Bones dear, d party is on. Expect da bootys to be flooding here soon


Hehehehehehehehe can't wait grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:17pm On Dec 11, 2011
Bones, i don't think Nitel still exists now. Is your line Nitel?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 7:19pm On Dec 11, 2011
shocked shocked shocked no be 1st of April 1999 be this? Must be!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:20pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz, hope da invitation cards were properly sent to those strippers?
I can't wait to see them whine those bukas! cheesy
i'm tired of watching them on TVs! cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:22pm On Dec 11, 2011
mikuz, hope da invitation cards were properly sent to those strippers?
I can't wait to see them whine those bukas! cheesy
i'm tired of watching them on TVs! cheesy cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:26pm On Dec 11, 2011

Bones, I hope he doesn't invite transvestites! cheesy
*licks lips waiting for d ladies!* cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:27pm On Dec 11, 2011

Bones, I hope he doesn't invite transvestites! cheesy
*licks lips waiting for d ladies!* cheesy
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by MrBones2(m): 7:32pm On Dec 11, 2011
jackpot:


Bones, I hope he doesn't invite transvestites! cheesy
*licks lips waiting for d ladies!* cheesy


Na Yansh go kill you grin grin grin

@Tranvestites. No, thanks cool cool cool
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 7:33pm On Dec 11, 2011
Mr.Bones:

shocked shocked shocked no be 1st of April 1999 be this? Must be!
he he he. You must've slept for a complete 12 years! shocked

Wake up, Granny! cheesy

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