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Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by chei: 1:39am On May 11, 2011
I mean there's the circumstancial evidence that all women are lesbians.
Women rarely ask out men, women would never read playgirl magazine, but would definitely read playboy magazine, women often hold hands, go to the bathroom together, etc, most women DON'T orgasm from heterosexual sex, women are extremely picky about the men they'll sleep with, women think the male body is uglier than the female body, women demand that men alter their bodies(circumcision).
Well, now there's SCIENTIFIC PROOF, ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIANS.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/12/fashion/12bisex.html
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 1:53am On May 11, 2011
Yes


WE ARE ALL LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY? tongue tongue
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by mykali(m): 2:07am On May 11, 2011
Lol. Well, i'm a lesbian as well so no biggie tongue
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MrsChima(f): 2:44am On May 11, 2011
rokiatu:

Yes


WE ARE ALL LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY? tongue tongue

I see you met my wife OP. Lesbians rocks! tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 3:16am On May 11, 2011
Some of them just act like lesbians because they know men tend to want what they can't have.

It's mostly just a poor attempt at increasing their market stock. undecided
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 3:28am On May 11, 2011
No. Not this one.
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by CrudeOil1(m): 3:38am On May 11, 2011
chei:

I mean there's the circumstancial evidence that all women are lesbians.
Women rarely ask out men, women would never read playgirl magazine, but would definitely read playboy magazine, women often hold hands, go to the bathroom together, etc, most women DON'T heavenly feeling from heterosexual sex, women are extremely picky about the men they'll sleep with, women think the male body is uglier than the female body, women demand that men alter their bodies(circumcision).
Well, now there's SCIENTIFIC PROOF, ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIANS.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/12/fashion/12bisex.html

Strange ain't it?
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MrsChima(f): 3:40am On May 11, 2011
2buff:

Some of them just act like lesbians because they know men tend to want what they can't have.

It's mostly just a poor attempt at increasing their market stock. undecided

Lesbians do not engage with dicks so why would they increase their market stock value for a dick? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

If it was for pussies then I can understand.

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Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 3:42am On May 11, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Lesbians do not engage with dicks so why would they increase their market stock value for a manliness? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

If it was for pussies then I can understand.
grin kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MrCork17: 9:44am On May 11, 2011
true: usually the dark skin ones wink
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Xfactor2(f): 9:50am On May 11, 2011
I must be one to. I mean its quite common for me to make loving gestures to my girls like a kiss on the forehead or a random hug or something. I a bloody promiscuous one at that. shocked grin
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Odunnu: 9:59am On May 11, 2011
I'm a woman and i'm an exception. I'm not a lesbian
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 10:09am On May 11, 2011
Lol. True. .
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by babyme1(f): 10:15am On May 11, 2011
What a hasty generalisation! Im not a lesbian for your info angry
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 12:00pm On May 11, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

No. Not this one.
baby.me:

What a hasty generalisation! Im not a lesbian for your info angry
Odunnu:

I'm a woman and i'm an exception. I'm not a lesbian
But you'all potential lesbians, don't you agree? grin
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Dsense(m): 12:03pm On May 11, 2011
rokiatu:

Yes


WE ARE ALL LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY? tongue tongue

rokiatu:

grin kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I knew it angry angry angry angry . . . . .Lesbians!! angry

Mr, Cork:

true: usually the dark skin ones wink

YOU mean Mazd? grin grin grin grin angry

OP.
No idea cheesy
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MrCork17: 12:06pm On May 11, 2011
when they play hard to get, they usually lesbos. truss me! angry
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by rully2: 12:28pm On May 11, 2011
grin grin grin grin hehehehe, this is so funny
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MrsChima(f): 2:09pm On May 11, 2011
Mr, Cork:

when they play hard to get, they usually lesbos. truss me! angry

If the world continues to fill itself with the likes of you, Lesbianism will surely soar. lipsrsealed

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Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by InkedNerd(f): 2:41pm On May 11, 2011
@OP: Please stop misleading people with the title of this thread and false claims. I've gone through the article and the purpose of the article wasn't to say that all women are lesbians. The article seems to lean more to the sexual fluidity of a woman, it doesn't mean that all women are lesbians or that all women can be lesbians. Believe it or not, there are women who read Playgirl magazine and Playboy magazine. Women holding hands or going to the bathroom together has nothing to do with ones sexuality. I've seen men go to the bathroom together as well. As for men holding hands, no one is stopping men from doing that. Because some men do have homophobic beliefs towards such things, it prevents the from doing things such as holding hands. As for most women not having orgȧsms sex from heterosexual sex, I will admit, that is true for some women but not all. Clitorȧl stimulation whether it is self performed or by another individual can produce an orgȧsm. I don't see what your claims about women being picky has to do with anything. Generally speaking, people can be picky when it comes to who they are intimate with. Do you sleep with any and everyone that comes your way?! And all that extra stuff you wrote about women thinking the male body is ugly and that we demand that men alter their bodies, that all rubbish. Based on what you've written, it seems like you've missed the point of the article by a mile. You've clearly bypassed all the of the information in the article.
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by mykali(m): 4:55pm On May 11, 2011
what an agitated speech
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by MMM2(m): 6:12pm On May 11, 2011
maybe
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 7:00pm On May 11, 2011
J12:

But you'all potential lesbians, don't you agree? grin 

NO WAY JOSE!  angry
get your mind out of the gutter!  grin


Mr, Cork:

true: usually the dark skin ones   wink

MURRR!  angry

D-sense:

YOU mean Mazd? grin grin grin grin angry

GAWDEMIT!  angry angry

Mrs.Chima:

If the world continues to fill itself with the likes of you, Lesbianism will surely soar.   lipsrsealed

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 12:21am On May 12, 2011
Inked_Nerd:

@OP: Please stop misleading people with the title of this thread and false claims. I've gone through the article and the purpose of the article wasn't to say that all women are lesbians. The article seems to lean more to the sexual fluidity of a woman, it doesn't mean that all women are lesbians or that all women can be lesbians. Believe it or not, there are women who read Playgirl magazine and Playboy magazine. Women holding hands or going to the bathroom together has nothing to do with one's sexuality. I've seen men go to the bathroom together as well. As for men holding hands, no one is stopping men from doing that. Because some men do have homophobic beliefs towards such things, it prevents them from doing things such as holding hands. As for most women not having orgȧsms from heterosexual sex, I will admit, that is true for some women but not all. Clitorȧl stimulation whether it is self performed or by another individual can produce an orgȧsm. I don't see what your claims about women being picky has to do with anything. Generally speaking, people can be picky when it comes to who they are intimate with. Do you sleep with any and everyone that comes your way?! And all that extra stuff you wrote about women thinking the male body is ugly and that we demand that men alter their bodies, that all rubbish. Based on what you've written, it seems like you've missed the point of the article by a mile. You've clearly bypassed all the of the information in the article.

I see my mind-twin has beat me to the punch wink

I think the only part OP read was the part about women being more aroused by naked women doing calisthenics rather than by athletic naked men doing yoga.
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Tosinville(m): 12:44am On May 12, 2011
Yes. We're lesbians
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nekai(f): 12:46am On May 12, 2011
Aren't all men really gay?

I mean, they can get off orally/anally (In fact many prefer these routes to a vagina), they complain about how sensitive women are and how they can't stand our antics. They believe the only contribution we make is to have babies and keep a house clean, when they could get a surrogate mother and a housekeeper/nanny. They say that women don't want sex enough, when thier male counterparts readily agree. They believe in sex for the sake of sex without emotional ties, which their fellow men also want. They watch porn waaaay more than women, and they are usually watching men having sex with women, so the typical man has spent more time watching, studying, (and being turned on by) the sexual responses and tactics of other men, whereas the typical woman has had little exposure (or pleasure) from viewing women have sex. Scientific proof showing why all the strong, manly men have to turn to each other now.

http://lifestyle.iafrica.com/love_sex/love_and_sex_news/727212.html

Basically, since the burden of birth control is being thrown on women, they are taking contraceptive pills which make them hormonally less likely to be attracted to "masculine" men. This means that more and more macho men are single and not getting any. The natural choce? Their masculine, over sexed, warm mouthed, tight behind, drama-free, woman-hating buddies.
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Tosinville(m): 12:58am On May 12, 2011
yeye source here & there
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nekai(f): 12:59am On May 12, 2011
Where is the OP now? Just because words can be thrown together doesn't make them true.  wink
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by toyemz(f): 1:14am On May 12, 2011
@Mr.s.c.ork

when they play hard to get, they usually lesbos. truss me!



really?
and when men become easy to get,does that make them gay
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by babygat: 3:54am On May 12, 2011
Ever wondered why little girls hold hands with their friends and little boys don't?
Research suggests that 9/10 women will have sexual thoughts or fantasies about same sex relations at some point in their life.
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by vivaladiva(f): 3:59am On May 12, 2011
y r there so many plebs on this site, are u talking wiv ur brain cos it seems both hemispheres of ur brain r in the process of having lesbian sex, hence this gabbage
Re: Aren't All Women Really Lesbians? by Nobody: 4:21am On May 12, 2011
1. Women rarely ask out men (True)
2. Women would never read playgirl magazine, but would definitely read playboy magazine(True)
3. Women often hold hands, go to the bathroom together(True)
4. Most women DON'T heavenly feeling from heterosexual sex(Buttresses the Fact all women are lesbians!)
5. Women are extremely picky about the men they'll sleep with(True)
6. Women think the male body is uglier than the female body(True)

Why do women hate men?

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