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I am 27. I am an accountant. Please, I want you to help me out of this, so that I will not break someone’s heart. Before, I had an unfaithful girlfriend who dumped me for another man and got married to him.

Later, I decided to have two so that if one fails, I will settle for the other one as wife.

I have dated them for over four years and none of them knows each other over these years because I have been secretive about it. They are agemates (24).

Dear Yemisi, these girls are good, beautiful and worthy of marriage. I have tried them many times in all ways to find an error in them, but none so far.

Now, I want to settle down with one of them. Recently, I flew a kite by proposing to the two of them to see if one of them would not be ready. But fortunately for me, two of them said ‘yes’. Now, I’m confused of who should be my wife and who should not be.

Please, help because I love both of them, but I can’t marry both. What can I do or say to send one away amicably?

@ OP

smh

Even Hell has taken out a restraining order against you.

You are an accountant who cannot even account for your own actions.

A kite flying f.ool.

If u let go of any den i bet u things ll neva b same beta u jst let d 2 go n den start allova again

Shy-One:

@ OP

smh

Even Hell has taken out a restraining order against you.

You are an accountant who cannot even account for your own actions.

A kite flying f.ool.

OP, you should't have let the actions of your previous gf put you in this predicament. Now, you will do the same thing to one of these poor girls, and the cycle continues. You are even worse because you will be dumping a fiancee instead of a gf.

op
dont marry any of dem?

@poster
have you considered polygamy?! or maybe throwing a coin?!

Toonice:

Read and advise only. Thx
I am 27. I am an accountant. Please, I want you to help me out of this, so that I will not break someone’s heart.

TOO LATE!!!!!!

@poster

Dear Yemisi, these girls are good, beautiful and worthy of marriage. I have tried them many times in all ways to find an error in them, but none so far.

abeg who is yemisi now ?

Toonice:
Read and advise only. Thx

I am  27. I am an accountant. Please, I want you to help me out of this, so that I will not break someone’s heart. Before, I had an unfaithful girlfriend who dumped me for another man and got married to him.

Later, I decided to have two so that if one fails, I will settle for the other one as wife.

I have dated them for over four years and none of them knows each other over these years because I have been secretive about it. They are agemates (24).

Dear Yemisi, these girls are good, beautiful and worthy of marriage. I have  tried them many times in all ways to find an error in them, but none so far.

Now, I want to settle down with one of them. Recently, I flew a kite by proposing to the two of them to see if one of them would not be ready. But fortunately for me, two of them said ‘yes’. Now, I’m confused of who should be my wife and who should not be.

Please, help because I love both of them, but I can’t marry both. What can I do or say to send one away amicably?

Bros, to be an accountant, didn't you have to take statistics? The probability of both of them saying yes to your proposal is enough to not consider proposing to both. There's nothing you can do to send either one of them away amicably. Ask the two of them if they don't polygamy. If they mind, then break up with one of them and expect an angry ex.

Toonice:

Read and advise only. Thx

I am 27. I am an accountant. Please, I want you to help me out of this, so that I will not break someone’s heart. Before, I had an unfaithful girlfriend who dumped me for another man and got married to him.

Later, I decided to have two so that if one fails, I will settle for the other one as wife.

I have dated them for over four years and none of them knows each other over these years because I have been secretive about it. They are agemates (24).

Dear Yemisi, these girls are good, beautiful and worthy of marriage. I have tried them many times in all ways to find an error in them, but none so far.

Now, I want to settle down with one of them. Recently, I flew a kite by proposing to the two of them to see if one of them would not be ready. But fortunately for me, two of them said ‘yes’. Now, I’m confused of who should be my wife and who should not be.

Please, help because I love both of them, but I can’t marry both. What can I do or say to send one away amicably?

There is every chance one is better than the other. Draw up a list of pros and cons and mark it against their names. Score them points. Choose the higher. . .

Do a lucky draw and your problem is solved

convert to muslim and marry them both

This is the definition of screwed

^^ Lol, I thought as much. The "Dear Yemisi" part screwed it up.

@ omo - wow, you are good - great investigative work.

erm just tell the reject that its ova. if you cnt do that start misbehaving i.e not picking her calls, stop visiting her she will get the message. Now personally i think you should just man up and tell her its ova, really difficult right? but U are good at games so i am sure you will figure things out urself.