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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Salihusaliheen(m): 8:18pm On May 10, 2022
Lwkmd

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Bdanj: 8:19pm On May 10, 2022
I can't remember the area now in Lagos because I just went for a job, so a friend took me to one hotel , next to the hotel was a mosque, Dem come get public address system outside, I no sleep for the night based on say no light for the hotel, plus mosquito and rat for the night, early Momo mosque start there own.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Nobody: 8:20pm On May 10, 2022
TheEnygma:
I worked in three different hotels between a period of 7 years, so I know everything there is to know about hotels..... With the current state of nigeria, running a hotel is not as profitable as it used to be before , so if you're lodging in a hotel that charges you anything less than 10k per night, just have it at the back of your mind that "what you see is what you get".

Most hotel management have to struggle to run their hotels due to the fact that they have to put some of these things into consideration namely;

High Price of fuel/diesel to power their generators.
High price of commodities used in running the hotel like soap, tissue, towels, bedsheets, air freshener etc.
High electricity bills despite the fact that the electricity is barely available.
Government Taxes from both State and federal revenue agencies, also from other people like health ministry, fire service etc.

Therefore at the end of the month, there are barely making any money, hence the sorry state of most of these cheap hotels....


But nowadays with Yahoo boys lodging in hotels almost every day, hotels are making it especially in my area in Delta State.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cejaypriesty(m): 8:27pm On May 10, 2022
Twoclans:
The worst hotel experience I had was in Jos,I cant even remember the name of the hotel.I had travelled in company of my two sisters and their kids for our cousins wedding.

After the wedding we could not go back to Kaduna that day because of so much complain about insecurity and too much trouble on the route.We decided to lodged in a hotel.Thank God we all took just one room since the rooms were very big with so much space.

I have a habit of moving a furniture to block the door of any hotel I lodge in,this hotel was not an exception.Around 2am a male hotel staff opened the door and tried to push the door open.The weight of the furniture behind the door woke us up ,I jumped up with one of my sisters and started screaming.He apologized and said he did not know the room was allocated.

That was how we did not close our eyes again until morning ,we packed our luggage and ran.
Do you remember the name of this hotel I'm going on a trip to Jos in few weeks .

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by ImpactBooks: 8:29pm On May 10, 2022
Sometimes I spend 3 weeks tranversing the length and breadth of this country and I've been lucky not to have any horrible experience lodging. I have read many horrible experiences here and wish to guide as follows so as not to have horrible experience lodging again:

1. Make sure you arrive your destination early enough (Day time). This will give you enough time to shop for a good hotel to stay before night falls.

2. Check available rooms before payment. Don't be in a hurry to pay. Take your time to check available rooms to your satisfaction. If you arrive your destination at night, desperation will not allow you to do this.

3. When checking available rooms, examine the bedsheet, duvet, bathroom/toilet, room wall, electrical fittings, fan or air conditioner (ask them to turn it on for few minutes for you to have a feel), door handle and ceiling (for security reasons). If you're not satisfy with all theses ask to check other available rooms. If still not satisfy, leave for the best available hotel around. Note: If you arrive at night, desperation to pass the night (any how) will not allow you to ensure all these check lists.

4. Once night is gradually setting in ask the receptionist to 'spray' the room for you with insecticide. If the reception doesn't provide you with me, walk out to get for yourself!

5. Take your time to spend some minutes with the receptionist at the reception (Probably while your room is being 'sprayed'). Try to chat with the receptionist in a friendly manner and use the opportunity to ask her/him more about the hotel particularly electricity issue. Try to find out when they may likey turn on and off the Generator (when there is power outage) and many things that you may want to know about the hotel

6. If you are lucky to lodge in a nice hotel, don't forget to have the receptionist's phone contact for future room reservation. When you do this, the fear of you arrival at the city night won't be an issue again. Once you're very nice with the receptionist on your first visit, your room reservation won't be an issue.

For reader's information, I am an Auditor and my job makes me to travel alot..I rarely spend.a week at my primary state or residence as I am always on the road traversing the length and breadth of this country and I can tell you that I have had little or no horrible lodging experience. THE GOLDEN PRINCIPLE IS TO AVOID ARRIVING AT YOUR DESTINATION LATE NIGHT.

By this week Thursday, I will be away for another three weeks official assignments as follows:

Lagos - PHC

PHC - CALABAR

CALABAR - UYO

UYO - ENUGU

ENUGU - ABUJA

ABUJA - KANO

KANO - KADUNA

KADUNA - ABUJA

ABUJA - OWERRI

OWERRI - BENIN

BENIN - LAGOS/IBADAN

I can tell you with the exception of Enugu, I have made my room reservation already courtesy of the Hotel Receptions. As for Enugu, I plan to arrive the city timely enough to enable me 'shop' for a good Hotel to stay.

Cheers!

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by AgentGoat: 8:32pm On May 10, 2022
Cerebellum:
This was during corper shan! days, I was stranded, served in the east..I had to stay somewhere till the next day so I cud start where I was posted...

Lodged into this hotel, or motel...had this funny name
The receptionist was a complete dweeb.
Aswear, dem just finish Bleep for the room, I saw kiss condom wrap! The lady even squirt cry

I slept on a weird long chair.

grin

I just see this bro. Fuvking hilarious!

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f): 8:33pm On May 10, 2022
cejaypriesty:

Do you remember the name of this hotel I'm going on a trip to Jos in few weeks .

Honestly I dont remember the name of the hotel,the hotel was under renovation when we lodged so I suspect that was why the intrusion could happen but regardless it was scary.

I think I documented that experience in one of my diaries. I must have written the name of the hotel. I need to find that diary.
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by ashawopikin(m): 8:34pm On May 10, 2022
arthurwillia:
E get one useless hotel wey Dey near Agofure park for Warri
Jesu
I should have just slept in the park that day, if you see mosquitoes wey bite me that night, I manage to sleep oo, na so I Dey dream say mosquito Dey bite me and in real it was actually biting me and I could feel the pain! Na im I wake up
Can’t forget such
e be like say I know that hotel, thier mosquito dey bite for the same place twice

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by alpontif(m): 8:36pm On May 10, 2022
Afims Hotel in Okene is the best hotel I have ever lodged in so far in terms of Value for money, I have been trying to get their type of mattress unsuccessfully, they also have sockets just at the head of the beds, which is perfect for charging your phone and browsing. The best Hotel so far.

Oyerinde16:
All d hotel I have lodged were good n top notch... House 5 in Ibadan, 8k per night, was top notch... Afims hotel in okene, 11,800 very sweet, I will even buy their type of bed, full 2 AC, two TVs, room n parlor... Soft drinks inside the fridge sef... Hotel presidential port Harcourt 18,200 top notch... Sahara hotel in kaduna, 4,500 good but the guy next door wan kill one babe/woman for night... The kpa kpa kpa n moarning no let me sleep na so my Jonny stand say oga u no go sleep today...

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Berezuski: 8:43pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Oga 60 yrs old woman na grandma o

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by ashawopikin(m): 8:44pm On May 10, 2022
TheEnygma:

No be catarhh be that oh !! gringrin
grin grin
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by koladeawoniran(m): 8:46pm On May 10, 2022
Berezuski:


Oga 60 yrs old woman na grandma o
Sounds like a fantasy .

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Paramount01(m): 8:47pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out


This looks fake to belive

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f): 8:48pm On May 10, 2022
Munzy14:

Na stories to gather likes...

60year old woman don hang boot..


LOL

Bia Munzy who gave you that impression at bold cheesy Dont be a learner.Some women's( sexual peak is even at that 60.My elderly friend who will be 55 next week was telling me today about how she has strong sexual urges this days.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by SPAMBOX7: 8:48pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:


How you take know say she squirt ?
Abi you take style smell the bedsheets grin
Learner cheesy

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jclassiq(m): 8:49pm On May 10, 2022
The only ever bad experience i had in a hotel was one night i took an ex to go chill in one mayor hotel at abakaliki after i just returned from lagos.

We get in, sit down, chat for a while, then negotiate and pay for one cheap room there and go inside.

So this babe goes to pee in the bathroom and she screams and runs out immediately.

"Babe wetin happen?" I go to checkout the problem and i see a big ass smelly sh!t all over the goddamn toilet!!!! It was crazy.

Had to call the damn receptionist to fix it immediately and he returns with a bucket of water to flush the rubbish.

It was just nasty and our mood for the night was wrecked until later in the midnight after we forgot all about it.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by AlphaStorm: 8:53pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Madafaka !!!!!!! grin grin

Woman in her 60s
Calm down bro

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jimb(m): 8:56pm On May 10, 2022
shege45:
This thread is cracking me up

Aswear

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Munzy14(m): 8:57pm On May 10, 2022
Twoclans:



LOL

Bia Munzy who gave you that impressio at bold cheesy Dont be a learner.Some women's( sexual peak is even at that 60.My elderly friend who will be 55 next week was telling me today about how she has strong urges this d
She is 55, 5 more seasons before she hang boot na cheesy

All those lube sex na for ndi mummy na daddy..

Women kwa sexual peak 60?? You don come again.. cheesy It is a rare case..for an over active lady..

Peak is usually late 30s to mid 40s..

Na men dey fire from all angle even above 60, that's if he didn't do viagra and co in his 20s and 30s when he should av pounded with natural strength..

Anyways, chukwu mere m ka my wife na pia oku at 60 o.. grin

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Sucre6: 9:06pm On May 10, 2022

Oga wetin happen? I go report you to your wife o

FERNANDEZISBACK
Remember how I told you about this Nobody ghost moniker in the other thread,?
See one here
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by DJInfluence: 9:07pm On May 10, 2022
This is a nice thread. You guys should use trip advisor or any other good apps or website to rate/review hotels/guest houses in Nigeria for others to know and be prepared for what to expect.

Really nice thread.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f): 9:12pm On May 10, 2022
Munzy14:

She is 55, 5 more seasons before she hang boot na cheesy

All those lube sex na for ndi mummy na daddy..

Women kwa sexual peak 60?? You don come again.. cheesy It is a rare case..for an over active lady..

Peak is usually late 30s to mid 40s..

Na men dey fire from all angle even above 60, that's if he didn't do viagra and co in his 20s and 30s when he should av pounded with natural strength..

Anyways, chukwu mere m ka my wife na pia oku at 60 o.. grin

Ameeeeeeennnnnnn cheesy

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by fotadmowmend(m): 9:17pm On May 10, 2022
I have never lodged in an hotel in my whole life ......

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Midastorch(m): 9:27pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Mine happened in Ife during the last Olojo festival....We lodged in Ife central resort, the whole place has been boring all through,A day to our check out (Olojo D-Day). I was on my own drinking then I noticed a guy with two ladies drinking ...they were all good drinkers....
As one of the girls went to pee, I signalled her and we started gisting, she said she saw me in the afternoon that our rooms are beside each other but that she's in the room with her friend and boyfriend.....so we agreed we will see when they are through...As she got in She showered and told her friend she wants to make call outside....She tiptoed to my room...We did not waste time till we start to Bleep....The friend's boyfriend was fast asleep, it was her moan that made her friend come knock the door...She left and told me the next day that her friend was disappointed in her....I went to search her on Facebook and found out she's actually a married lady...alot if shits happen in hotels

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Ojukwu007(m): 9:29pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out
Lai Mohammed grin

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Paretomaster1(m): 9:29pm On May 10, 2022
I believe people fall pray to these hotels due to emergency, u get to a place late, you need a place to crash.

For me, if am booking myself, I make sure I take a tour of the rooms before paying...

Anyway I learned my lesson already...
Last worse one I stayed was in Kano, can't recall the name sef by the left as u enter Kano City, one rugged upstairs like that, got a babe book it for me, 12k fa...

Bed was half broken, rodent everywhere,Mosquito big like eagle, different stench.... I suffer before daybreak...

Meanwhile if u happen to be in Kaduna, LARRY RESORT is still the best for me, affordable, and neat, since 2015 when I was introduced to that place, it's always my best, 4500-8k per room, but I tell you it's better than many 15k-25k hotels have lodged before...

Another place is one new hotel at EMENE, can't recall the name.....

Triple J, also at Jabi......best in Kano are Royal Tropicana, and Milton park...

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Bobcygan: 9:33pm On May 10, 2022
You guys need to at least mention the name of the hotels to save us some stress. Man pikin no fit die na

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by gbengaoyeladun(m): 9:33pm On May 10, 2022
I remember one hotel like that is not far from university of Ibadan....when I went to did my clearance then
As I enter the hotel the receptionist told me it's 12k per night ...I was like no problem...as I was going into room the receptionist called me that the money covered her service too....I was like which service.…..she then follow me into the room and told me she will come and serve me later
After like two hours I just heard a bang at the door..and she was the one.. before I said hello she grap my dick that's when I know what she met by her service....I bang her and after 3 rounds she went back to her reception.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by niel63(m): 9:37pm On May 10, 2022
ImpactBooks:
Sometimes I spend 3 weeks tranversing the length and breadth of this country and I've been lucky not to have any horrible experience lodging. I have read many horrible experiences here and wish to guide as follows so as not to have horrible experience lodging again:

1. Make sure you arrive your destination early enough (Day time). This will give you enough time to shop for a good hotel to stay before night falls.

2. Check available rooms before payment. Don't be in a hurry to pay. Take your time to check available rooms to your satisfaction. If you arrive your destination at night, desperation will not allow you to do this.

3. When checking available rooms, examine the bedsheet, duvet, bathroom/toilet, room wall, electrical fittings, fan or air conditioner (ask them to turn it on for few minutes for you to have a feel), door handle and ceiling (for security reasons). If you're not satisfy with all theses ask to check other available rooms. If still not satisfy, leave for the best available hotel around. Note: If you arrive at night, desperation to pass the night (any how) will not allow you to ensure all these check lists.

4. Once night is gradually setting in ask the receptionist to 'spray' the room for you with insecticide. If the reception doesn't provide you with me, walk out to get for yourself!

5. Take your time to spend some minutes with the receptionist at the reception (Probably while your room is being 'sprayed'). Try to chat with the receptionist in a friendly manner and use the opportunity to ask her/him more about the hotel particularly electricity issue. Try to find out when they may likey turn on and off the Generator (when there is power outage) and many things that you may want to know about the hotel

6. If you are lucky to lodge in a nice hotel, don't forget to have the receptionist's phone contact for future room reservation. When you do this, the fear of you arrival at the city night won't be an issue again. Once you're very nice with the receptionist on your first visit, your room reservation won't be an issue.

For reader's information, I am an Auditor and my job makes me to travel alot..I rarely spend.a week at my primary state or residence as I am always on the road traversing the length and breadth of this country and I can tell you that I have had little or no horrible lodging experience. THE GOLDEN PRINCIPLE IS TO AVOID ARRIVING AT YOUR DESTINATION LATE NIGHT.

By this week Thursday, I will be away for another three weeks official assignments as follows:

Lagos - PHC

PHC - CALABAR

CALABAR - UYO

UYO - ENUGU

ENUGU - ABUJA

ABUJA - KANO

KANO - KADUNA

KADUNA - ABUJA

ABUJA - OWERRI

OWERRI - BENIN

BENIN - LAGOS/IBADAN

I can tell you with the exception of Enugu, I have made my room reservation already courtesy of the Hotel Receptions. As for Enugu, I plan to arrive the city timely enough to enable me 'shop' for a good Hotel to stay.

Cheers!


Na you be boss nah! Dem fit allow you carry your small brother join? I go like this your cruise wella!!! Sounds like so much fun. Meeting new new new people.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by nairayouthcom(m): 9:39pm On May 10, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

My Nigga

grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by niel63(m): 9:39pm On May 10, 2022
gbengaoyeladun:
I remember one hotel like that is not far from university of Ibadan....when I went to did my clearance then
As I enter the hotel the receptionist told me it's 12k per night ...I was like no problem...as I was going into room the receptionist called me that the money covered her service too....I was like which service.…..she then follow me into the room and told me she will come and serve me later
After like two hours I just heard a bang at the door..and she was the one.. before I said hello she grap my dick that's when I know what she met by her service....I bang her and after 3 rounds she went back to her reception.


That's why I dey look anybody wey be babe, wey dey work for hotel, one kind eye! You no fit tell me shiiii

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by tunmoj(m): 9:42pm On May 10, 2022
Hilarious thread....

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