nony43:
One time i lodged in a hotel in Owerri around 9pm as i was leaving that night to hang out with my guys the receptionist asked if i will need an extra pillow I said yes she said sir hold on, she opened her phone gallery and told me to choose amongst the girls. I was like i no need this kind pillow I no budget for am. I told my guy he was like a city that has four tertiary institutions what do you expect? Girls de hustle but na only few hotels go ask you for such.

younglleo:
60s kwa?
a woman in her 60s? u must be exaggerating

jjjjj:
Worst experience?

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

obontami:


You still got her digits?

LyfeJennings:


Mind sharing her contact with me

Senomi:

Na woman go erode una prick las las

Lightway:


It must be a cheap hotel

Zaheertyler:
Too many crazy experience
I won’t talk about bad service
I’ll talk about cruise instead
Years ago
it was my guys birthday and he got a room in this nice hotel.. you know how all this bad guy birthdays Dey be na ,noisy trap music, ref ,lean ,alcohol and smoke.. everybody dun Dey on cruise.. naso one bad man show oo everybody hail am ..still on the jolly bad man say him hold Colorado .. naso everybody hail bad man again(big mistake) nobody there dun smoke am before but man and his curious nature ..roll up 2 drag each person ..matters go round naso the manchi after me begin Dey talk call my fada hold bed strong ..kassala dun burst ooo
To be continued,,..!!

Determined to learn clothing business so I go fit use am Dey support myself for school online I dun get hands say na for lagos I go get better plug for those things..curious man enter bus 1 morning Dey come Lagos.. when we reach I tell bike make him carry me go hotel for the area Aboki say okay naso our journey begin .. first place way him stop.. I Dey observe the building oo I no no when Two olosho start Dey fight for my bag.. yee see big bress I think I’m in the right place
To be continued

LyfeJennings:


kini ti e
Amebo!

Senomi:

I don mark you, I go soon report you to your wife/ girlfriend

Senomi:

Oga wetin happen? I go report you to your wife o

obontami:
I'm not married breh.

Senomi:

Then I go report you to child abuse authorities , you no know say u wan commit child abuse crime, how pikin go dey fvck grandmama

obontami:


Funny guy

But, I'm an adult.

kazyhm:
What I have learnt is that any hotel less than 15k/night is a nightmare.


No hotel in Nigeria for common man except those 30k and above hotels.


I have lodged in bad, terrible and worst hotels in Abuja, Enugu, Owerri, Calabar, Eket, Akure, Yola, Maiduguri, Port Harcourt, Kaduna, Abeokuta, Lagos etc.

What receptionist will tell you is different from what you'll experience.

Zaheertyler:
Too many crazy experience
I won’t talk about bad service
I’ll talk about cruise instead
Years ago
it was my guys birthday and he got a room in this nice hotel.. you know how all this bad guy birthdays Dey be na ,noisy trap music, ref ,lean ,alcohol and smoke.. everybody dun Dey on cruise.. naso one bad man show oo everybody hail am ..still on the jolly bad man say him hold Colorado .. naso everybody hail bad man again(big mistake) nobody there dun smoke am before but man and his curious nature ..roll up 2 drag each person ..matters go round naso the manchi after me begin Dey talk call my fada hold bed strong ..kassala dun burst ooo
To be continued,,..!!

Determined to learn clothing business so I go fit use am Dey support myself for school online I dun get hands say na for lagos I go get better plug for those things..curious man enter bus 1 morning Dey come Lagos.. when we reach I tell bike make him carry me go hotel for the area Aboki say okay naso our journey begin .. first place way him stop.. I Dey observe the building oo I no no when Two olosho start Dey fight for my bag.. yee see big bress I think I’m in the right place
To be continued

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

1ludroli0:
TIME TO ANNIHILATE THE BOOKIES AGAIN

arthurwillia:
E get one useless hotel wey Dey near Agofure park for Warri
Jesu
I should have just slept in the park that day, if you see mosquitoes wey bite me that night, I manage to sleep oo, na so I Dey dream say mosquito Dey bite me and in real it was actually biting me and I could feel the pain! Na im I wake up
Can’t forget such

overdrive:


Oya drop the code.

TarOrfeeek:



I lodge for one Hotel in a SS state.

The room was not bad. N4,500 a night.

I just finished from NYSC camp in Obubra. And I had the most difficult journey to Calabar.

The hotel was in Calabar South.
I was very hungry and needed something to eat. Receptionist, a nice young babe offered to help me get food. Foolish Me, I accepted the offer.

She brought one packed white rice and stew with meat. I ate this food.

The kind of intense diarrhea I had in the night. I woke up several times to the sound of loud banging, I even thought people were fighting. Coupled with the insane mosquitoes that bit me.

In my life, that has to be the worse night ever.