Day 1:

She: you know you mean so much to me. Love you so much.

Me: Thank you, dear.

Day 2:
She: (call)hey, didn't see you in class today? Sure you are okay?

Me: uhmm...I was indisposed. I had this bang in my head...

She: (interrupts) ..omg, I'm coming right away. Have you eaten? In fact, don't worry, I'll cook when I get there.

Me: (lost in thought she is the perfect one)
She: you there?

Me: mmh, yeah. Thank you, dear.


Day 7: (same).


Day 100: (same care and more efforts).

Me: (took her for a good friend..same care).

Me: she's surely the right one.


Next year, month two:
Me: (plans to take a move).

(Her call comes)

Me: Ok, there's no probs. I'll be there.

(Meets)

...after a brief offpoint chat...

She: I want to tell you sth special today. Promise me you'll always be there for me after I tell you.

Me: (I swallowed my proposal since she's the one about to do it). (Stammers in mid-thought) Yeah..yeah, I mean, yeah, I promise.

She: I'm getting married in few weeks.

Me: ( brain hibernates).


In my mind, I'm like....you have been dating all these while and showing all this care? Like..you even had a boyfriend? When did all this happen!

So, I packaged both my proposal and friendzone inside my pocket.

But believe me, she's one of the best friends you can have forever!
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When did know you had been friendzoned?
Share your zonedperiences.


Lalasticlala
Dominque

The day before yesterday.

After Buhari being your president, the second worse thing that can happen to any man is to be friend zoned by a Nigerian girl.

I got to realise it's a friendzone the day you'll stop assuming we are all kids here reading your made up tantrums.

nairaland should have physical parental control

yungchop:
I got to realise it's a friendzone the day you'll stop assuming we are all kids here reading your made up tantrums.

Una been dey quarrel before

She called me her "brother in the Lord". At that very point I knew all was lost

igobuybenz:
The day before yesterday.

Wetin sup

yungchop:
I got to realise it's a friendzone the day you'll stop assuming we are all kids here reading your made up tantrums.

Ok.

anochuko01:
She called me her "brother in the Lord". At that very point I knew all was lost

You were planning to call her baby? Lol

chatinent:
Day 1:

She: you know you mean so much to me. Love you so much.

Me: Thank you, dear.

Day 2:
She: (call)hey, didn't see you in class today? Sure you are okay?

Me: uhmm...I was indisposed. I had this bang in my head...

She: (interrupts) ..omg, I'm coming right away. Have you eaten? In fact, don't worry, I'll cook when I get there.

Me: (lost in thought she is the perfect one)
She: you there?

Me: mmh, yeah. Thank you, dear.


Day 7: (same).


Day 100: (same care and more efforts).

Me: (took her for a good friend..same care).

Me: she's surely the right one.


Next year, month two:
Me: (plans to take a move).

(Her call comes)

Me: Ok, there's no probs. I'll be there.

(Meets)

...after a brief offpoint chat...

She: I want to tell you sth special today. Promise me you'll always be there for me after I tell you.

Me: (I swallowed my proposal since she's the one about to do it). (Stammers in mid-thought) Yeah..yeah, I mean, yeah, I promise.

She: I'm getting married in few weeks.

Me: ( brain hibernates).


In my mind, I'm like....you have been dating all these while and showing all this care? Like..you even had a boyfriend? When did all this happen!

So, I packaged both my proposal and friendzone inside my pocket.

But believe me, she's one of the best friends you can have forever!
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

When did know you had been friendzoned?
Share your zonedperiences.


Lalasticlala
Dominque

you are a nice guy who was afraid of making a move
Don’t blem the girl it’s ur fault

Littlerabbit:
you are a nice guy who was afraid of making a move
Don’t blem the girl it’s ur fault

I wasn't afraid.

I wasn't just ready to be committed. Maybe when I was ready, she was already committed.

After Taking Two Tablets Of Red Pills I Have Never Expirience Friendzoning.

chatinent:


I wasn't afraid.

I wasn't just ready to be committed. Maybe when I was ready, she was already committed.

u were not decisive
If you were u could have made a move
Lose/win it’s 50/50
U wasted her time G

Davash222:

Una been dey quarrel before

LOL, I wish the op of a thing was that significant though.

Littlerabbit:
u were not decisive
If you were u could have made a move
Lose/win it’s 50/50
U wasted her time G

See it this way: nothing spoiled. She is happy. I am happy.

Observing

She tagged me friendzone personified under a Facebook post... I stop chatting with her immediately, she wan come dey shalaye, son of man no get time

I don't have a girlfriend am focus on a big project so I will get a girlfriend next year and marry my wife, so I don't get friend zone I go direct, I don't branch.

chatinent:


You were planning to call her baby? Lol

We had been calling ourselves baby but she got into a relationship with someone else. Na so she change my name o

anochuko01:
She called me her "brother in the Lord". At that very point I knew all was lost

u for call am baby in the Lord na...all die na die

I've never been friendzoned, I do the friendzoning na my area of specialization lol

Naija girls no dey friendzone guys...them dey season-zone guys....them dey get breakfast guy wey dem dey call booboo ...lunch guy wey dem dey call sugar pie and dinner guy dem dey call honey bunch...but the oga kpatakpata of them all...na the one she dey call LOML...wey really get her heart...i rest my case

She was only giving me anal sex for years while giving another nigga the cake .

anochuko01:


We had been calling ourselves baby but she got into a relationship with someone else. Na so she change my name o

Lol

When a girl that I believe to be my girlfriend told me that her friend advised her to define our relationship. I was like you didn't tell her we are dating?

Secondly, after one week of dating, girl said she only see me as friend, son of man moved on with life.

Demigod22:
When a girl that I believe to be my girlfriend told me that her friend advised her to define our relationship. I was like you didn't tell her we are dating?

Secondly, after one week of dating, girl said she only see me as friend, son of man moved on with life.

Lol.

I did one this shit.

She was like.. I really love you.

I was like.. I love me too.

Lol. That year.

No body tell me..Na only me realize say she don build better big mansion for me for her friend-zone.....
Imagine someone whom I thought I was dating always giving me an excuse of being busy all the time,but she kept hanging out with other niggas...

Like I said, nobody tell me...

Anal sweet na,she still likes you

OhMyGodWtf:
She was only giving me anal sex for years while giving another nigga the cake .

Volkswagen90:
Anal sweet na,she still likes you

that one dey sha�

chatinent:


Lol.

I did one this shit.

She was like.. I really love you.

I was like.. I love me too.

Lol. That year.

LoL, friend zone is not a good place to be. Nairaland really helped me in becoming a real alpha male. Right now those girls are saying I am rude, that I am no longer the person they know.

The day she asked me, how can I make my bf trust me? After I don pet you finish because of wetin he do you, princess still had the mind to ask me how can I make him trust me?

Omo them teargas me, a whole 70years old man oo