aloy/emeka:

You are not sure whether it is girlfriend or wife yet you have one?. May be it is boyfriend we are talking here since you don't know the appropriate name for gay partners.

You must be very silly and a this grace to your fellow animals

190:

You must be very silly and a this grace to your fellow animals 

livedit:

For alot of women, they just may feel it's unlady like to be taking a "wicked dump" (or the old back in the day saying #2) at their significant other's house.  To be honest, I don't feel comfortable using the restroom in any place that's not my home.  But if it's an "code red" emergency, then I will use it.  [b]I carry wipes and body spray with me most of the time just in case [/b]I have to do #2.  Like Mrs. Chima said, it's not healthy to hold it in.  Then "mistakes" can happen or most definitely you going to be haunted with "gas". So it's best to just go ahead, roll your sleeves up, and go blow the bathroom up. It IS a natural bodily function and unfortunately, there is no *cure* for it.  If the guy have a problem with it, then maybe you not with mortal guy.

Advocator:

Oh my! look the gay is clinging onto another man's Joystick! gay, when you are done drooling over my picture you can delete them later, if you can't then we will all understand buddy. You got love for p-e-n-i-ses.

190:

Fatty bum bum -- I hope he rocked in bed

190:

Thank Gawd! i didnt say anything pen

U too spoil sef

190:

Na true na!! u are too raw

Hope u didnt take a dump in your boyfriend reality's house

190:

For you to even have an idea of plastic bags show how silly your thoughts are

Mrs, Chima:

I have created a shitting song for those who do not like shitting at other people's homes.

Turd, turd, go away go away
Turd, turd, go away go away

Please turd go away! Go away!

Ooh! My stomach is hurting, oooooh my stomach is hurting!

Please turd go away! Go away!

what the hell?

MzDarkSkin:

what the hell?

aloy/emeka:

What of the spray for his bathroom. You just messed up the ventilation there and the least you can do is douse the door with your versace spray. In order not to find yourself in code red situations: stay off sausages, mashed potatoes, orange juice and EVERY MENU SOLD IN MCDONALDS and you will not be caught unawares. Is it not better for you to drive out to the nearest grocery or departmental store to do the #2 instead of in your BF's home?.

kokoye:

I was on a public bus several years ago on my way to school and i sat beside this really cute chic. We didnt talk and were obviously posing for each other. So you can imagine how much it took for her to tell the driver to pull over . .without saying why.  The bus stopped and the girl jumped out of the bus, dhasing into the bush. No toilet roll, pass . . nothing!  She returned after a few minutes, sweating - I'm sure she wiped herself with leaves.  She entered the bus just slept off with relief. 

If you saw the girl you wouldnt believe she even visits the toilet . . she looked like an angel.  The thing grabbed her and she took the dung inside the bush with no toilet roll or water!! 


Bottomline, when the thing grabs you, you really dont care who's looking or where you are.

Mrs, Chima:

The morale of the story is: When you got to poo, you got to poo.

smells like spoilt water 

kokoye:

Like I am doing  . .right now.  _{smells like spoilt water}