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Funny Quoteto Ask Woman by busola500(m): 6:58am On Sep 07, 2021
Humor always goes a long way. Women like it when the man has a sense of humor because it lifts up their mood and keeps them cheerful. Who would want a downer anyway?

So, if you think you’re funny then this can be a good chance to get your girl. Make her realize that you can always make her smile and chuckle.

Here are some funny questions to ask a girl to make her laugh:

What is the funniest name you have actually heard?
If you were a man for a day, what would you do?
What’s the weirdest crush you’ve ever had?
Do you think bald is sexy?
How long would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
On a scale from 1 to Chris Hemsworth, how attractive do you think I am?
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck begged you to go on a date with me?
Is that just your typical beautiful smile on your face or are you just happy to see me?
I swear that you have that Benjamin Button disease where you start out old and only get younger as you age because otherwise how could it be possible that every time I see you look better than the time before?
If you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world, why would you specifically choose me?
Would you be more or less likely to talk to me more if I got a man bun and a bicep tattoo of a bicycle with flowers around it?
If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?
If could have one superpower, what would it be?
Would you do if we were in zero gravity?
What would your dream bathroom look like?
What’s the weirdest conversation you’ve ever overheard?
What is something you just can’t believe some people actually enjoy?
What’s the worst you’ve seen someone screw up on social media?
What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever received?
Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
If your sex life could be described in ice creams, what kind of ice cream would it be?
What dunkin donut describes you best?
What would you do if a girl asked for your number and hit on you?
Do you think older men are sexy?
If your life was a movie, would it be called?
Would you still like a guy if he was a foot shorter than you?
If you found out I slept every night with a stuffed animal, what would you do?
Would you feel cool if you rode a motorcycle with a guy on the back? Or is that just wrong?
What alcoholic drink best describes your personality and why?
If you could be a superhero and fight crime, what crime would you fight?
If you could make out with any fictional character, who would it be?
What is the last dream you can remember?
Is there anything unusual that you’re addicted to?
If someone had something on their face, would you tell them?
What are five things can you not live without?
What was your favorite cereal as a kid?
Would you chug a can of beer for 10 dollars?
Do you talk to animals?
Do you prefer ice cream or chocolate?
Are ghosts real?

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