I WANT TO KUKUMA BREAK THIS TABLE

Most girls in Nigeria have 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,
Big head and Shuga Daddy.

BESTIE- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend. Nigerian girls are more fond of this person,share secret with him, they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she Want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven.�����

BOO- The official boyfriend. The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of small small needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven.��

BIG HEAD- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to keep quiet when their phone rings, big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after she gets alert, big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save as big head, fool, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.���

Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja have shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight and she will leave u with ur konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silent or flight mode, Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.��

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Spot on

Boss nairaland warriors is coming for your head
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This write up is very funny
I belong to the bestie group
Though I nor shift the girl pant sha. Nothing sexual involved between us

same with men and 4 different type of women:

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or screws up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep aclean . Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really screws up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed toslip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for
a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he doesnt know her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if youslip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

extra shoutout to #5 BABYMAMAS they are your ex wifeys, always in love with you that will always have a shoulder for you to cry on and warm coochie to fukc, when all the above women are stressing you out (especially wifey). if in doubt, go ask 2baba.

content culled from a very famous internet dude!

In igbo
Bestie ( akunakuna)

Boo ( ochemba )

Big head ( itiboribo )

Sugar daddy ( odogwu )

In Yoruba

Bestie ( ado furo buruku )

Boo ( akogun )

Big head ( didirin buruku )

Sugar daddy ( balogun )

In hausa

Bestie ( Mai chin duru )

Boo ( mai gida )

Big head ( maokachi )

Sugar daddy ( mai kudi )

In pigin

Bestie ( womb shifter )

Boo ( padlock owner )

Big head ( mumu of Africa )

Sugar daddy ( big god )

F.

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