pocohantas:


You need to see an exorcist. This level of fury is too much for one human.

Volkswagen90:
i want to marry you

Volkswagen90:
i want to marry you

mamagee3:
My so-called male friend called me ugly and an old cargo...

Volkswagen90:
i want to marry you

mamagee3:
My so-called male friend called me ugly and an old cargo...

pocohantas:


Just like that?

Volkswagen90:
Yes let start from here,then i will know you

pocohantas:


You’ll marry me before getting to know me? This is 1822 style o.

Volkswagen90:
Are you afraid of yourself

chatinent:


Let me see your picture, mom.

Okay, saw from your profile. You aren't ugly. Ignore him.

pocohantas:


I am afraid of you.

UndauntedYOCA:

I don know say you must dey here. >:

Volkswagen90:
You shouldn't belet go under,i sent you a mail.

Angrygoat:
U r ugly as a lady,u come get man face. Yuck .
Wonder how u look without automated paint on your face,most of u girls are ugly and disgusting when naked,but na just that hole wey dick need b4 e go vomit and rest. If it's not ugly fat patches everywhere,it's stretch marks dueto diff sperms,stinky fish smelly pekus,one was even discharging g saliva on my pillow case when she slept,I burnt it after she left.

mamagee3:
My so-called male friend called me ugly and an old cargo...

pocohantas:


Let’s stay here biko. I no like wahala.

Angrygoat:
U r ugly as a lady,u come get man face. Yuck .
Wonder how u look without automated paint on your face,most of u girls are ugly and disgusting when naked,but na just that hole wey dick need b4 e go vomit and rest. If it's not ugly fat patches everywhere,it's stretch marks dueto diff sperms,stinky fish smelly pekus,one was even discharging g saliva on my pillow case when she slept,I burnt it after she left.

pocohantas:


You need to see an exorcist. This level of fury is too much for one human.

pocohantas:


Let’s stay here biko. I no like wahala.

Blackmiserable:


Tell me the truth Poco: in your mind, do you see yourself getting married, or do you think your inability to get married is because you're scared of men (and by extension, commitment)? Your profile says 42 going to 43 but we know it's a ruse - you can not be more than 35.

One German car manufacturer is begging to marry you but you are doing yanga. What do you want sef? What do women want sef? It looks abrupt, it looks too early, it can be quite unexpected but you never know. You never can tell. If the end is not in sight, do you still insist on following conventional means? Sometimes the good portion that befalls men isn't because they are smart or because they figured it out, it just happens that providence smiles at them.

pocohantas:


I have given up on finding husband or love. I have thought about it and It is not like I am too ugly or fat. It is depressing to be sincere, especially for someone that is family oriented like me.

I am 43, but you won’t know. I look 37-ish.

I am not scared of men. I just don’t like their wahala, two different things. I am considering having two kids. Male companionship can be fixed, as marriage doesn’t even guarantee that these days. Men be spending more time with their sidechicks than their wives.

Anyway, I will be fine. Thanks for the concern.

Angrygoat:
I'm super neat,my toilet,my rooms,shoes,beards,face,my clothes are starched and ironed,my car 24/7 neat. Stop hating,she ugly as a lady. I'm super handsome and my skin glows,ppl usually think I based abroad,but they dot know na naija I dey,ac to ac. I'm not your regular broke friend,I can lend a helping hand financially even if na 20$

Blackmiserable:


You are good at portraying the opposite. Like, incredibly good at it.

I have seen your pictures on Nairaland on a couple of occasions and I have got to admit that you've got a Ph.D at telling lies. You don't even try to hide it.

There are women who have given up on love, I don't doubt that, but it should not be someone like you. What do you mean by "I am 43 but I look 37"? You don't even look 35, seriously. Like, I have to seriously ask you again, what do you mean?

That aside, why have you given up on marriage?

When men approach you, don't you tell them upfront? And even if you don't tell them, you can still leave sooner.

Don't blame men for not getting married now or do you honestly think your suitors have a large share of the blame?

You want to birth without marriage? On a serious note, that is a very good tell-tale sign of a woman who has given up on marriage.

Tell me your stories, Poco. I want to hear.

That said, I can chat up with oyinbo guys on Reddit for you. You too would go to obodo oyinbo, marry oyinbo man, abi you no like am?

pocohantas:


Let’s stay here biko. I no like wahala.

pocohantas:


That is how you glow when you have little to no man troubles. Once you hook me up with a man now, you will see that I would look 70 sef. I am 43, but I look 37 (i.e) I look 6 years younger than my age.



They keep breaking my heart.



I don’t tell them. I just develop cold feet when he starts sounding futuristic. You know those things you guys say jokingly. “When we marry…”




As funny as it sounds, I like to think I know some of the very good men in UAR. I have only met one VERY bad one and he had a very good side to him too. They have no blame. Nice men they are.




Kids are lovely. So why not? Something about abroad guys creeps me out. Like they will stab me to death there over a little quarrel. I am not even joking. Maybe it is all the front page threads getting to me. I love them though. They are way more openminded that homebased guys.

Blackmiserable:


Hmm. Some people are not just cut to be in Providence's book of the successful.

Not everyone can be rich, wealthy, or successful.

It happens.


But please be brutally honest with me, are you 43?


On dating Whites, it was a suggestion. I didn't intend to force you to take my opinion.

In essence, since they are not to be blamed, but yourself (you said that by implications), I wish you Godspeed in time.

Tapout:


Lol

pocohantas:


Yes I am 43.

Thanks a lot. When I finally get a man, I will dedicate him to you.

pocohantas:
Kids are lovely. So why not? Something about abroad guys creeps me out. Like they will stab me to death there over a little quarrel. I am not even joking. Maybe it is all the front page threads getting to me. I love them though. They are way more openminded that homebased guys.