It's been since January last year I have been with a girl. So yesterday afternoon I booked a football match with a chick I have been chatting on FB. She came and did not let me score, game ended full time 0 - 0

So this morning I woke up and went to shower. When I got out of the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and saw some substance coming out of my eye, I wiped it off thinking it was tears. Before I could say ABC, I discovered some thick substance coming out of my ear

I was even afraid that I have caught COVID-19 but as a champion, i used the tip of my nail to check the liquid and discovered it was semen coming out of my eyes and ears


Hope my own never finish like this ehen??
Help! I don't know what is wrong with me.
Shey this girl never kill me like this? See sperm coming out of my head, my eyes and my nose. Sperm is literally gushing out of my body like tap water! Shey my own never finish like this

Shey this girl never kill kill kill me like this

Yaff jam la

Please pray for me

Do you own any property, now is the best time to write a will.

that's a deadly disease that kills within 7 market days

JSS 1 thread.

Pappyxar:
Do you own any property, now is the best time to write a will.

that's a deadly disease that kills within 7 market days

Shut up n stop adding to his injury, to the op, pls go to the hospital

FaAbokiWithSuit:
It's been since January last year since I have been with a girl. So yesterday afternoon I book a football match with a chick I have been chatting on FB. She came and did not let me score, game ended full time 0 - 0

So this morning I woke up and went to shower. When I got out of the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and saw some substance coming out of my eye, I wiped it off thinking it was tears. Before I could say ABC, I discovered some thick substance coming out of my ear

I was even afraid that I have caught COVID-19 but as a champion, i used the tip of my nail to check the liquid and discovered it was semen coming out of my eyes and ears


Hope my own never finish like this ehen??
Help I don't know what is wrong with me.
Shey this girl never kill me like this?See sperm coming out of my head, my eyes and my nose. Sperm is literally gushing out of my body like tap water! Shey my own never finish like this

Shey this girl never go kill kill kill me like this

Onyi22:

Shut up n stop adding to his injury, to the op, pls go to the hospital

Go through what he posted, this time be careful and take note of details, and ask yourself how everything he said correlates, hope you saw the bolded part aswell, before you came to act an advocate.
I know you are frustrated, but i was never the cause, so next time take the energy out and dont quote me.

Bloody Samaritan

Since Jan last year? Masturbate and cum off the sperm na, what are you scared of? Or maybe the last girl you slept with has taken your soul to her kingdom

Pappyxar:


Go through what he posted, this time be careful and take note of details, and ask yourself how everything he said correlates, hope you saw the bolded part aswell, before you came to act an advocate.
I know you are frustrated, but i was never the cause, so next time take the energy out and dont quote me.

Bloody Samaritan

You get time to answer that frustrated biitch

Wait how on earth is the testicles connected to the eyes?
Lalasticlala I think we need to start age restrictions, cause little kids are getting too much in this forum

i still dont understand the write up

This boy is a clown.

Evidence of too much of spermatozoa

Why do I feel this strong urge to laugh?

Where is the sperm in the pics?

FaAbokiWithSuit:
It's been since January last year since I have been with a girl. So yesterday afternoon I book a football match with a chick I have been chatting on FB. She came and did not let me score, game ended full time 0 - 0

So this morning I woke up and went to shower. When I got out of the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and saw some substance coming out of my eye, I wiped it off thinking it was tears. Before I could say ABC, I discovered some thick substance coming out of my ear

I was even afraid that I have caught COVID-19 but as a champion, i used the tip of my nail to check the liquid and discovered it was semen coming out of my eyes and ears


Hope my own never finish like this ehen??
Help I don't know what is wrong with me.
Shey this girl never kill me like this? See sperm coming out of my head, my eyes and my nose. Sperm is literally gushing out of my body like tap water! Shey my own never finish like this

Shey this girl never go kill kill kill me like this

Your eyes can't have sperm discharge and there is no way you can have sperm in your eyes.



Bro you probably have eye infection and better go and treat it fast.
This might be bacterial conjunctivitis.

Go see a Doctor asap or go get an eye drop



I will suggest you modify your post and maybe it could get to front page and you might get useful tips and inputs from health practitioners here.

Don't joke with your health na im be ur wealth

Op. You are not only finished but you are completely finished be that o

Mumu OP, na Apolo dey do you so.

Anoda comedy skit.

Front page worthy sorry op

Onyi22:

Shut up n stop adding to his injury, to the op, pls go to the hospital

so semen can come out of someone's eyes and ears?!

Wetin doctor no go see for office

Onyi22:

Shut up n stop adding to his injury, to the op, pls go to the hospital

lol see brother

damn fuk u for mouth without u knowing.

Lol yeye pikin

My friend dey menstrate for ear since yesterday

Strange thing wey I dey read for Nairaland, is baffling

This one is strong. See a doctor

Too graphic

theInterpreter:
Why do I feel this strong urge to laugh?

I wonder oo.
I had been wondering why it isn't there also.

Bolarineliza202:
I wonder oo. I had been wondering why it isn't there also.