A WhatsApp conversation between a young man and a friend about his fiancée, who has apparently broken up with him, according to the message.

The reason for this is that whenever he is with his lover, she flatulates. He had no choice but to end his relationship with her and be free.

This young man’s friend initiated the conversation by informing him that his girlfriend, Alice, had informed him that they had broken up.

He then inquired as to what she had done to cause the breakup. And, to his astonishment, his friend’s only comment was, “that girl flatu too much.” That is to say, the girl flatulates a lot.


He claimed that he can’t handle her flatulence anymore since his nose is ruined. He went on to say that two days ago, Alice flatulated, and that was enough to change his opinion. He can’t take her back because he can’t bear it any longer.

The chat Below:

Maybe she consume a lot of eggs

Abeg, No commess.

Eyahhhhh.......

See as this banny use the blessings of her nyash take pursue her man

Reminds me of Inno my good old friend then, who gave me a candid advice that one sure way to peacefully break up a relationship was to start farting. Especially farts garnished with soured beans & spoilt eggs.

Henheee!!
I know it must be Ghana or Togo cuz if you like date a Nigerian gal for 20yrs,she will hardly fart on you... But get married to the same gal, for two weeks all the reserved mess for the whole 20yrs plus wld be freely given unto you..
Wonderful people.

Humblesam:
Henheee!!
I know it must be Ghana or Togo cuz if you like date a Nigerian gal for 20yrs,she will hardly fart on you... But get married to the same gal, for two weeks all the reserved mess for the whole 20yrs plus wld be freely given unto you..
Wonderful people.

lol

I kinda like it when a beautiful and bursty lady farts

The farting me and my wife uses in exchanging messages in the room, when she drop her single, I go pretend, but will later follow it up withy own solo in a silent way, and mine smells like over night palmwine.

Totilopussylick:
Maybe she consume a lot of eggs

And beans, and akara

WibusJaga:

Reminds me of Inno my good old friend then, who gave me a candid advice that one sure way to break up a relationship was to start farting. Especially farts garnished with soured beans & spoilt eggs.

Come chew garlic join.....when you fart you yawn into her nostrils with the smelling of the garlic, make sure you chew the garlic every night if you are going to bed ....open your mouth wider than this dog did, he/she go run away

In the beginning of the lovi lovi the fart would seem so romantic, but during midway....
Y'all know the rest

WibusJaga:

Reminds me of Inno my good old friend then, who gave me a candid advice that one sure way to break up a relationship was to start farting. Especially farts garnished with soured beans & spoilt eggs.

The meme tho

Babara1994:
I kinda like it when a beautiful and bursty lady farts

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Come chew garlic join.....when you fart you yawn into her nostrils with the smelling of the garlic, make sure you chew the garlic every night if you are going to bed ....open your mouth wider than this dog did, he/she go run away

Lols...shey u wan kill person pikin

Freestainworld:
The farting me and my wife uses in exchanging messages in the room, when she drop her single, I go pretend, but will later follow it up withy own solo in a silent way, and mine smells like over night palmwine.

There's nothing I hate more than that. I find it unpleasant when people fart with no decency.

LoL, perhaps, it's not her fault. I heard of a girl that fart always as a result of a curse placed on her.