Bankerboy:
nawa 4una two o

TarOrfeeek:
There is nothing understandable in being used as a meal ticket. In medevial times, you should have done something grievous to earn your honour.

PROVERBZ:
I just remembered it and it kracked me up so I decided to share.
Do you know how I found out??
I for some reason mis placed my sim but still had my Watsapp on my phone. At the time the government had banned welcome back because of the nin stuff, so I had to call her with another number.
The convo went like.
Hey, how you doing it's Caleb.
Her: which Caleb
I had to start explaining alot of things we did together but she still didnt know who she was talking to.

So I went online on Watsapp messaged her and was like babe I just called you. She was shocked and was like you are Caleb??
I said yes what did you save my name as she goes like 'Dan! You mean your name is not Dan??


It's understandable because of how we met tho

Carchoice:
I met her on Instagram and lied to her my name was Frank. I even forgot about it. She always calls me babe. One day we had an argument and She called me “Frank”. I was like who is Frank? Due to the anger from the argument we had I accused her of cheating on me with a guy called Frank.

Babe had to go locate the very first chat we had and showed me. I was humbled and defeated.

Carchoice:
I met her on Instagram and lied to her my name was Frank. I even forgot about it. She always calls me babe. One day we had an argument and She called me “Frank”. I was like who is Frank? Due to the anger from the argument we had I accused her of cheating on me with a guy called Frank.

Babe had to go locate the very first chat we had and showed me. I was humbled and defeated.

chatinent:
You don't seem to get it. She didn't forget your name. You have many deputies and she can't remember which Caleb it is.

Qatar2022:

You are dating yourself bros

PROVERBZ:
you might be right bro. It wasn't that serious.
But I don't think she was the kind of girl who would be with somebody if she didn't want to.
I big her up recently and look at the convo

Sonnobax15:

Does it really matter?

Your target should be her pot of beans and not her knowing your name..

Demigod22:
This is really funny. Although most people around me only know my nickname, no one knows my real name in school. I am in my final year now and my best friend who have been my friend for the past four years in school don't even know my name. I am also guilty, I don't know his name either. We are just use to calling our nicknames.

Since 100 level, all the girls I rolled with barely call me DeMiGoD, although, that is the only name people know me with.

Carchoice:
I met her on Instagram and lied to her my name was Frank. I even forgot about it. She always calls me babe. One day we had an argument and She called me “Frank”. I was like who is Frank? Due to the anger from the argument we had I accused her of cheating on me with a guy called Frank.

Babe had to go locate the very first chat we had and showed me. I was humbled and defeated.

MufasaLion:


One Heineken for you. Back then in school, my nickname was my identification. Only few people knew my name. Even my supervisor knew my nickname.

Demigod22:


Exactly, my supervisor, Prof Menegbe is so interested in my nickname. I am working on religious hypocrisy, and I am really hitting our religious leaders hard. Prof Menegbe will smile and say, Demigod, this is scholarly work and people will read it, I am not very comfortable with your hatred for religion. I will laugh and tell him that I am just trying to be objective. He will laugh and say, don't lie to me with confidence.

My nickname really works for me.

MufasaLion:


Nickname is something I really like. Even at home, they know my nickname. I relate easily with people that have nickname.

Demigod22:


We have the same taste in that aspect. When I meet someone and after the proper introduction, I always ask about his or her nickname. Everyone that know me believe that my nickname is my real name. The name is so natural. From secondary School to university.