I was watching a football game in a viewing center and decided to come back home after first half to take a cup of water and lo! I was presented with the news that my sick uncle has passed away right there in our house.

I was summoned to go call the ambulance and on my return a chunk group of wailers have gathered at our house.

When the ambulance left with the body to the mortuary I immediately went back to the match I was watching to complete my second half amidst the wailing and crying. I didn’t drop a tear. Even some niggas were asking me in the viewing center why some people gathering and crying in our compound I just replied curtly “my uncle died but I need to focus on this match”

Till today that act I pulled still surprises me and the said man was a good uncle to me.

Anyway, I mourned him on his burial day.

So what’s the weirdest act you’ve pulled that surprised you?

You must be a Man U fan,, The Red Devils..




Mine was staking __k for Man U to Aston Villa

Took two female random friend to a bar, they ate and drank more than I budgeted, I codedly paid half of the bill and left without telling them.
They called me later to insult me and narrated how they used one of their phone to stand as a collateral before they were allowed to go...lolz

Las las na me still go help them collect the phone after three days, cos we stay in same area.....

You are an idioooOOoOOT.


Your Uncle dies and you went to watch football match.

May his spirit flog you mercilessly in the dream tonight.

Emperormartin:
I was watching a football game in a viewing center and decided to come back home after first half to take a cup of water and lo! I was presented with the news that my sick uncle has passed away right there in our house.

I was summoned to go call the ambulance and on my return a chunk group of wailers have gathered at our house.

When the ambulance left with the body to the mortuary I immediately went back to the match I was watching to complete my second half amidst the wailing and crying. I didn’t drop a tear. Even some niggas were asking me in the viewing center why some people gathering and crying in our compound I just replied curtly “my uncle died but I need to focus on this match”

Till today that act I pulled still surprises me and the said man was a good uncle to me.

Anyway, I mourned him on his burial day.

So what’s the weirdest act you’ve pulled that surprised you?

It is possible you were in shock and his death had not sunk in.

bukatyne:


It is possible you were in shock and his death had not sunk in.

Yeah. Until the day of his burial.

Gobbling and licking man's scrotal sag. Like i no de carry eyes see scrotal sag, immediately i saw it dangling with two balls inside, i am turn on heavily immediately.

TarOrfeeek:


You are an idioooOOoOOT.


Your Uncle dies and you went to watch football match.

May his spirit flog you mercilessly in the dream tonight.

Rest. If he stays to mourn the uncle will it bring him back to life? First stage of mourning is diversion of interest if not someone else will die of HBP that day.

ItsGoodToBeGood:



You must be a Man U fan,, The Red Devils..




Mine was staking __k for Man U to Aston Villa

I’m not a Man Utd fan lol… but I think I was watching a premiership game btw Aston villa and one club. I can blurringly remember Ashley Young scored for Aston villa that afternoon

I don't know what to say.

Emperormartin:
I was watching a football game in a viewing center and decided to come back home after first half to take a cup of water and lo! I was presented with the news that my sick uncle has passed away right there in our house.

I was summoned to go call the ambulance and on my return a chunk group of wailers have gathered at our house.

When the ambulance left with the body to the mortuary I immediately went back to the match I was watching to complete my second half amidst the wailing and crying. I didn’t drop a tear. Even some niggas were asking me in the viewing center why some people gathering and crying in our compound I just replied curtly “my uncle died but I need to focus on this match”

Till today that act I pulled still surprises me and the said man was a good uncle to me.

Anyway, I mourned him on his burial day.

So what’s the weirdest act you’ve pulled that surprised you?

TarOrfeeek:


You are an idioooOOoOOT.


Your Uncle dies and you went to watch football match.

May his spirit flog you mercilessly in the dream tonight.

Oga relax!
Nothing will hpn tonight
This happened 11yrs ago…and I later mourned my uncle.
I just remembered it now and I marveled I did such

Emperormartin:

I’m not a Man Utd fan lol… but I think I was watching a premiership game btw Aston villa and one club. I can blurringly remember Ashley Young scored for Aston villa that afternoon

Interesting

MadamVanessa:
Gobbling and licking man's scrotal sag. Like i no de carry eyes see scrotal sag, immediately i saw it dangling with two balls inside, i am turn on heavily immediately.

You lick scrotal sag! Asin wtf

Wawelexy:
Took two female random friend to a bar, they ate and drank more than I budgeted, I codedly paid half of the bill and left without telling them.
They called me later to insult me and narrated how they used one of their phone to stand as a collateral before they were allowed to go...lolz

Las las na me still go help them collect the phone after three days, cos we stay in same area.....

Lol… guyman