One common word I often see here is ‘SIMP.’

The word is often mentioned when you're trying to describe a man who easily submit to a women's will in order to impress her.

Who Is A Simp?

This is a man who willingly offer to spend his cash on a woman and buy her gifts with the hope that she might allow him have access to her romantic or sexual companionship. This kind of man is often seen ass-licking women online and offline. They are the ones busy liking and throwing compliments at every girls post on Facebook but they ignore their fellow guy post.

Ever wonder why a boy will post his picture and get maybe only 2 or 3 likes and no comments.

But a girl will post her picture and garner over 100 likes and her comment section would be like a market place.

Well, all thanks to Simps.

Simps are always financially generous towards girls. They are always willing and happy to assist girls when they are in need of some help but they ignore their fellow man who needs help.

A simp believes that if he can impress a girl long enough, then one day she'd be screaming "f*ck me harder" while he's banging her in the room. But sorry Simp, the only time you get to hear a girl scream "f*ck me harder" is when you carelessly forget to turn down the volume of the porn video you're watching.

A Simps hardly get mind-blowing and satisfying sex from women unless he spend huge money on them. If you're a Simp and you're not rich enough, then girls will avoid you; the only thing that can help you get girls is if you use the shameless approach.

The only memorable sex escapades a Simp can boast of is the one that happens with his hand, a pair soap or lotion cream and his d*ck.

Stop simping and your dating life will be far more enjoyable and satisfying.

If you keep simping, many girls won't want to date you or sleep with you; they will avoid you just like this lady avoided this guy in this particular post:

https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday

Guys, be wise and responsible.

Hmm

Nice write-up

Sadly, many men will forever be a Simp.

Pukkalolo:
One common word I often see here is ‘SIMP.’

The word is often mentioned when you're trying to describe a man who easily submit to a women's will in order to impress her.

Who Is A Simp?

This is a man who willingly offer to spend his cash on a woman and buy her gifts with the hope that she might allow him have access to her romantic or sexual companionship. This kind of man is often seen ass-licking women online and offline. They are the ones busy liking and throwing compliments at every girls post on Facebook but they ignore their fellow guy post.

Ever wonder why a boy will post his picture and get maybe only 2 or 3 likes and no comments.

But a girl will post her picture and garner over 100 likes and her comment section would be like a market place.

Well, all thanks to Simps.

Simps are always financially generous towards girls. They are always willing and happy to assist girls when they are in need of some help but they ignore their fellow man who needs help.

A simp believes that if he can impress a girl long enough, then one day she'd be screaming "f*ck me harder" while he's banging her in the room. But sorry Simp, the only time you get to hear a girl scream "f*ck me harder" is when you carelessly forget to turn down the volume of the porn video you're watching.

A Simps hardly get mind-blowing and satisfying sex from women unless he spend huge money on them. If you're a Simp and you're not rich enough, then girls will avoid you; the only thing that can help you get girls is if you use the shameless approach.

The only memorable sex escapades a Simp can boast of is the one that happens with his hand, a pair soap or lotion cream and his d*ck.

Stop simping and your dating life will be far more enjoyable and satisfying.

If you keep simping, many girls won't want to date you or sleep with you; they will avoid you just like this lady avoided this guy in this particular post:

https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday

Guys, be wise and responsible.

Non-simps are broke boys. FYI dangote is a Simp, davido is a SIMP, Don jazzy is a SIMP, mike Adenuga is a SIMP, Otedola is a SIMP, Ned Nwoko is a SIMP thats y he married a tear rubber wife. Buhari is a SIMP... pastor chris Oyakhilome is a SIMP.

Can you argue that? No !!!

Pukkalolo:
One common word I often see here is ‘SIMP.’

The word is often mentioned when you're trying to describe a man who easily submit to a women's will in order to impress her.

Who Is A Simp?

This is a man who willingly offer to spend his cash on a woman and buy her gifts with the hope that she might allow him have access to her romantic or sexual companionship. This kind of man is often seen ass-licking women online and offline. They are the ones busy liking and throwing compliments at every girls post on Facebook but they ignore their fellow guy post.

Ever wonder why a boy will post his picture and get maybe only 2 or 3 likes and no comments.

But a girl will post her picture and garner over 100 likes and her comment section would be like a market place.

Well, all thanks to Simps.

Simps are always financially generous towards girls. They are always willing and happy to assist girls when they are in need of some help but they ignore their fellow man who needs help.

A simp believes that if he can impress a girl long enough, then one day she'd be screaming "f*ck me harder" while he's banging her in the room. But sorry Simp, the only time you get to hear a girl scream "f*ck me harder" is when you carelessly forget to turn down the volume of the porn video you're watching.

A Simps hardly get mind-blowing and satisfying sex from women unless he spend huge money on them. If you're a Simp and you're not rich enough, then girls will avoid you; the only thing that can help you get girls is if you use the shameless approach.

The only memorable sex escapades a Simp can boast of is the one that happens with his hand, a pair soap or lotion cream and his d*ck.

Stop simping and your dating life will be far more enjoyable and satisfying.

If you keep simping, many girls won't want to date you or sleep with you; they will avoid you just like this lady avoided this guy in this particular post:

https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday

Guys, be wise and responsible.

which one is shameless approach again?

Magnolia

Futureisfemale

Iyaebe

Baddiefreak

Cococandy

Pocohantas

Candidlady




What do you all have to say about Simps? Are they the "Real men" you want Every man to be?

odinson1:
Magnolia

Futur.eisfem.ale

Iya.e.be

Bad.diefr.eak

Coc.ocan.dy

Poco.han.tas

Can.didla.dy

What do you all have to say about Simps? Are they the "Real men" you want Every man to be?

You should tag me properly if you want a response or engagement from me. Is that not what you want? Don't I quote you properly?

Yes, to your question. Simps are the kind of men I like. Yes, they are the real men I want every man to be. They are the kind befitting for a hoe like me. I have no single criticism for them.

Have a nice day.

BadRadio:
Non-simps are broke boys. FYI dangote is a Simp, davido is a SIMP, Don jazzy is a SIMP, mike Adenuga is a SIMP, Otedola is a SIMP, Ned Nwoko is a SIMP thats y he married a tear rubber wife. Buhari is a SIMP... pastor chris Oyakhilome is a SIMP.

Can you argue that? No !!!

And your point is?

Magnoliaa:


You should tag me properly if you want a response or engagement from me. Is that not what you want? Don't I quote you properly?

Yes, to your question. Simps are the kind of men I like. Yes, they are the real men I want every man to be. They are the kind befitting for a hoe like me. I have no single criticism for them.

Have a nice day.

At least you are Honest about what you do for a living.

Magnoliaa:


This is getting boring and predictable, tbh. You aren't fun, you aren't catchy, you ain't fascinating or anything. I would think if you wanted to troll-shame, you'd be more creative? Eish. Look at me here thinking you're worth my time and attention.

I'm being generous here, responding to you, yet you ain't riling me up or making the most of it. Okay.

It's funny how you think I'm trying to "impress" you or trying to be interesting to you.

Bitch I'm trolling you,it doesn't have to be interesting to you.
And since you already admitted to being a Community borehole,I guess it isn't trolling anymore,rather the truth

Pukkalolo:


And your point is?

Nah sapa make you toxic

Though I don't support simping but nah sapa dey worry most of nairaland guys...... You never see anything yet.... hahahaha

odinson1:


At least you are Honest about what you do for a living.

This is getting boring and predictable, tbh. You aren't fun, you aren't catchy, you ain't fascinating or anything. I would think if you wanted to troll-shame, you'd be more creative? Eish. Look at me here thinking you're worth my time and attention.

I'm being generous here, responding to you, yet you ain't riling me up or making the most of it. Okay.

This comes as some thread I read sometimes ago. Originally created by Ubunja ....


What happened? Pills don finish? Una don dey regurgitate ba?

Palema007:
This comes as some thread I read sometimes ago. Originally created by Ub.un.ja ....


What happened? Pills don finish? Una don dey regurgitate ba?

Where have you beeen?

BadRadio:
Non-simps are broke boys. FYI dangote is a Simp, davido is a SIMP, Don jazzy is a SIMP, mike Adenuga is a SIMP, Otedola is a SIMP, Ned Nwoko is a SIMP thats y he married a tear rubber wife. Buhari is a SIMP... pastor chris Oyakhilome is a SIMP.

Can you argue that? No !!!

Dull simp like you quotes the whole post

Magnoliaa:


Where have you beeen?

Lol.... I found a better place... Less toxic and more fun.

Cerebellum:


Dull simp like you quotes the whole post

asslicker

BadRadio:
asslicker

Cry me a river

SILENTandSMART2:



Nah sapa make you toxic

Though I don't support simping but nah sapa dey worry most of nairaland guys...... You never see anything yet.... hahahaha

Alright

Ayubz:
which one is shameless approach again?

It's right here bro.. you can learn more about it from this post:

https://www.nairaland.com/6817409/how-stole-girl-guy-birthday

Magnoliaa:


You should tag me properly if you want a response or engagement from me. Is that not what you want? Don't I quote you properly?

Yes, to your question. Simps are the kind of men I like. Yes, they are the real men I want every man to be. They are the kind befitting for a hoe like me. I have no single criticism for them.

Have a nice day.

You like simp because you can easily play them around and manipulate them to your own advantage

One of my girlfriends visited me just this night, as I saw her off, i logged in to nairaland and behold this wonderful thread

What transpired

Babe came unannounced, fine... No problem

The next thing she said was, FM, give me 200 naira to pay the bike, i said ah, ok then, I gave her the 200 naira

As she was going back this night, i asked for my 200 naira, she said, hahaha, u are a big man na, I said I didn't invited you here in the first place. I made i know she came unannounced so that she could caught me cheating... I collected 500 naira from her, buy buns worth 200 give am to my guys at junction, gave her the remaining 300

Na so, babe dey vex dey go

SIMPS AND THEIR MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED

Do i do anything wrong?

Likeplaylikepla:


You like simp because you can easily play them around and manipulate them to your own advantage

Yes. Okay? And? Is this the twentieth wonder of the world? You clearly saw my response, so why did you have to quote me to repeat what I just said or give me a reason for my decision?

Magnoliaa:


Yes. Okay? And? Is this the twentieth wonder of the world? You clearly saw my response, so why did you have to quote me to repeat what I just said or give me a reason for my decision?

Women like you are fascinating to Look at.

I mean, sometimes I even get envious of you people. You have Simps/foolish men/Slaves at your beck and call who would do almost anything you ask of them. And even more surprising is the fact that it almost seems "Normal" to most of you

Fmlao:
One of my girlfriends visited me just this night, as I saw her off, i logged in to nairaland and behold this wonderful thread

What transpired

Babe came unannounced, fine... No problem

The next thing she said was, FM, give me 200 naira to pay the bike, i said ah, ok then, I gave her the 200 naira

As she was going back this night, i asked for my 200 naira, she said, hahaha, u are a big man na, I said I didn't invited you here in the first place. I made i know she came unannounced so that she could caught me cheating... I collected 500 naira from her, buy buns worth 200 give am to my guys at junction, gave her the remaining 300

Na so, babe dey vex dey go

SIMPS AND THEIR MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED

Do i do anything wrong?

You did nothing wrong bro... Infact if every guy behaved like you, there wouldn't be any simp on Earth. Every lady would be submissive and respectful.

odinson1:


Women like you are fascinating to Look at.

I mean, sometimes I even get envious of you people. You have Simps/foolish men/Slaves at your beck and call who would do almost anything you ask of them. And even more surprising is the fact that it almost seems "Normal" to most of you

The worse is that, it's feels normal to most guys (simps). This simps beliefs it's normal to carter of girls needs. This is why many ladies have an entitlement mentality. May God our men.

Magnoliaa:


Yes. Okay? And? Is this the twentieth wonder of the world? You clearly saw my response, so why did you have to quote me to repeat what I just said or give me a reason for my decision?

B!tch please.

Stop being jealous of women. I don't understand why a man will be jealous of the attention a woman attracts due to her natural physique.

Are you gay? Someone mentioned it and I have started seeing where the bitterness against women is emanating from.

Pukkalolo:


The worse is that, it's feels normal to most guys (simps). This simps beliefs it's normal to carter of girls needs. This is why many ladies have an entitlement mentality. May God our men.

I love ur comment bro.
But some people will misunderstood it as being stingy, 4 me I always tell my few friends to always give ur girl or any of ur female friends something dat u can afford to loose 10× never please a woman and displease yourself.
One of my female friends told me She wanted to spend Dix weekend at my shores but I declined, she asked why? I told her I know my reasons. She was angry. I told her to relax, I ll explain Leta.
Putting yourself first in everything is not selfishness is very necessary.

Pukkalolo:


You did nothing wrong bro... Infact if every guy behaved like you, there wouldn't be any simp on Earth. Every lady would be submissive and respectful.

Yes Boss

B11la2b:

B!tch please.

Keep alternating between monikers.

''The wicked flee when no one pursues...''

odinson1:


Women like you are fascinating to Look at.

I mean, sometimes I even get envious of you people. You have Simps/foolish men/Slaves at your beck and call who would do almost anything you ask of them. And even more surprising is the fact that it almost seems "Normal" to most of you

Oh? We're done with the shaming? LMAO. You want an interaction now?

Yeah, yeah. Why are you pained by what women like us get from simps? You're an alpha and you have a foolproof against such manipulation. In fact, as an alpha, do you not have women who do the same things for you and are submissive to you? So why should you be envious?

Yes. It is as normal to us as the sun shining, so what?