It was a monday morning, there was heavy rain the night before, so the morning was so cool and cold. It has been a part of me anyway to wake up late being a jobless naija boy. After apllying for jobs for years and nothing, I decided to just chill and hoping on Gods miracle. My parents are quite OK, so am not so much bothered , at least I get my daily stipends , though not so much.

I have decided to do away with all my girlfriends, No they all did away with me. Since am not really performing my manly responsibilities, they seem to perceive me as a slowpoke as I find excuses for all their demands. The other day Simi asked me to buy her perfume. I just told her my prophet asked me not to touch perfumes for 6months, knowing she would ask me to bring the monetary value of the stuff, I immediately told her the prophet asked not to give anyone money to get the perfume. She just hissed. Since then she never picked my call.

I remember going to Tayos house and she asked me to help her buy Pringles, I simply bought Coaster biscuit and giving the excuse that Pringles don finish. Although am not so smart, I know fully well. I remember one day when I was trying to plug an iron into the socket, I took a metal fork and used to pin down the 3rd hole in the socket. I got the shock of my life. But I was so happy it happened and I always tell everyone that cares to listen and will always tell them to try it too..Its fun getting electrical shock.

Of all these girls, one will not just leave me, I woudnt know why. She seems to like me so much. Maybe its because I do help in washing her clothes and pants, Am so sure its because of that. She always tells me I wash better than her and am so delighted to be showered with such accolades, so anytime I get to her place, its always a pleasure to wash her clothes.

I think Dayo is dating one guy, I can't really say sha, but she has more than 30 of the guys fotos on her phone. They can't be dating, she is my girlfriend. There was a day I saw him at her place. They were both on bed. But I guess they were discussing something about their school work, am so sure of that.

The guy simply said Hi and I waved, I took my sit and asked Dayo if she would like to have her clothes pressed. She said yes and I set to work. She later asked me to help her get noodles, which I went downstairs to get. Getting back the guy was just in his singlets and boxer shorts, I guess the heat was so much, I asked if I cud help Dayo draw down the curtain so air will flow in.

They guy then went to the bathroom to take his bath. After 5minutes, he asked Dayo to help. Bring soap, she took it to him and didn't come back, maybe the guy needed help to scrub his back, its always a pain washing your back while you bath. They both came in later.

The guy dressed up and left. I was so happy it would be me and Dayo only, so I could ask her if the guy could be my friend too so at least I will have a mutual friend with her.

Dayo asked me if I sense anything going on beyween them two. I just know you guys must be good friends and you being a Kind girl, you helped him to do his back in the bathroom. Girls like you are hard to find. She just smiled and patted my head. This made me giggle and I guess my day was made.

A round of applause to the most expensive award winning SIMP

Op,tho I know say this one na one of those funny stories but any guyman wey be like that for real life na real full time mumu him be

O..K

As I was reading through my mind was already calling OP the biggest fool in history... Not until I got to where '' I came back and saw the guy in singlets and boxers '' '' he asked dayo to bring soap for him '' and u were comfortable with it, only then I started laughing saying this can't be real...

Nice write up though...

Concocted story

Seriously, this is a freaking breath of fresh air.

Yes, this was definitely made up.

That's guaranteed but it's originality cannot be denied.

Kudos.......

I was waiting for the ‘to be continued’ part of the story. It’s good it was one full write-up. I didn’t read anyway.

This is one of the most funny made-up stories I have read in a while.

InfernoNig:
This is one of the most funny made-up stories I have read in a while.

It's an old fiction I wrote when I was in University. I just came across it yesterday and thought to share

EmagNig:


It's an old fiction I wrote when I was in University. I just came across it yesterday and thought to share

I initially opened this thread to abuse you, but your story funny die, you really made my day....

But the sad part is some guys are actually this dumb in real life...

Abeg we're waiting for the part 2 of the story

EmagNig:


It's an old fiction I wrote when I was in University. I just came across it yesterday and thought to share

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