Celery:

Please stick to the topic and lets reason together.

celery how do u expect me 2 concentrate when someone like chi baby is around

dont u want me to marry or dont u think im getting OLD

Look @ her profile and tell me why i shudnt be confused

M M M:

op
dats part of development in a country,

like chicks now [size=28pt]were[/size] G-STRING or ROPE instead of pants.

Your father must see this

chi-baby:

190 Behave not funny.
Don't derail da thread

P.s Alwayz moved by looks, SMH not Wise. jus sayin

Ok lets talk,

send me a mail and lets talk sincerely speakin

190:



celery how do u expect me 2 concentrate when  someone like chi baby is around

dont u want me to marry or dont u think im getting OLD  

Look @ her profile and tell me why i shudnt be confused  

190:


Ok lets talk,
send me a mail and lets talk sincerely speakin

dabrake:

Ma grandad beat urs 2 it! Ma grandad & his 3 fwends trekked frm aba 2 jerusalem. He shot an arrow frm calabar and d arrow killed 4 armed robbers in abakaliki. He slapd a lion once and d lion fainted, he stopped an oncoming train by jst a push, he dodged ova 217bullets dat were shot at him at d same tym around 10:18pm on a fateful day, , . Fink your grandad wuz gr8, ma grandad did so much more.

hackney:

Tear firewood and pound yam? ?
what of lighting oil lanterns and digging wells? ?

I guess u walked through a door in 1820 and here you are in 2011.
time traveller.

kandiikane:

Well, for me I did not fight tigers or leopards but I did go in the bush fought monkey for its meat. . .I did climb trees to reach monkey and parrots. . .I did not only split firewood but went to also cut  trees for fire wood. . . I built a huts. . .I did  farm on my mothers's land and since the farm was near a crocodile pool in the raining seasons the pools would over flow and they will come out and I would meet them on the farm wrestle them, kill them and take them home to cook(I still have the scars to proof it). . . I would climb up palm tick to get pomo for my father and his guests.  . . In our village we did take turns to sweep it each day and believe me it would take a whole day. .On top of all this I would still cook three times a day, clean my father's hut, my mothers hut and my siblings huts twice a day and go to the stream to fetch water 20times a day. . . I would walk 5miles just to go call someone from the next village . . All this resulted in a  weak, shapeless, manly and deformed body. . .Then oneday the white man came, took us to Amelica and lundun. . .Since I went abroad I sorted my body out  found phone,taps, electric cookers, frozen meat, wine, ready made houses etc and I have never looked back.

Story of your life

Did you also ride keke i meant bicycle

tpia@:

women do not dig wells in my own area, dont know about yours.

just saying, because somebody will take your post literally.

the original post wasnt meant to be taken seriously btw. You have to distinguish between genuine ignorance and light hearted humor.

190:

About 15years ago!

I went to my village (for the 1st time ever) and a goat fell inside a well ,

A man went in to get the goat, ( How many men could do such today )

Well the man got stuck in the well and the goat came out ( Na God save the man that day )

At the end of the day, the owner of the Goat gave him the female goat as reward ( I still laff each time i remember )