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Why I Kicked The Police by Orgasmgiver123(m): 11:51pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
So homies, last week I was coming back from my physiatrist's office ( I went there to kick the nasty fvck with my legendary rain boot ), I trekked for hours,no one wanted to lift me, because I was putting on a agbada upon my rain boot. ( They don't know what good fashion looks like ). I saw an agbero, collecting money from danfo drivers, I worked straight to him and asked for my share, Mf gave me a resounding slap and I fell to the mud, I stood up and positioned myself like I was taking a free kick, mf got my rain boot in his ass and believe me, I broke my foot in his ass. Am I not just too nasty . The police came and wanted to arrest me so I told them, My rain boot is like a two edged sword, if i kick a fellow with it, they'll kick bucket. Nasty fvck still brought out his handcuffs, I kicked him in the groin and he passed out. Everyone started hailing me, calling my the cop slayer. Isn't that lovely. I have been skipping meetings with my physiatrist, so things may seem a little weird here. Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by house10s: 12:38am On Dec 09, 2021 |
are u done |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by KiNg0G: 7:43am On Dec 09, 2021 |
kids with phone this days. this one fit be like 7 to 13years range |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by Sacrosanct12(m): 7:54am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Funny dude, I just hope things don't get nastier. Frequent your physiatrist bro. |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by Bennysam: 8:33am On Dec 09, 2021 |
You should remain in that your office because that's where you belong...... |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by Truvelisback(m): 8:36am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Online comedian. |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:40am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Sacrosanct12: He tried to sink a needle in my butt cheek. So I kicked him, and guess what mf kicked bucket 1 Like |
Re: Why I Kicked The Police by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:41am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Bennysam: I ain't gat no office. All I have is a rain boot and expired drugs 2 Likes 1 Share |
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