Your girl is on drugs, you better run before she kill you

HilcomTech:



You say you are not a cultist yet you speak their language. Just pray that the police will not arrange you in front of a judge that will CUPRISON your case with serious NSOGBU and dissolve you to prison.

You would've asked reasonably the first time without tagging him a cultist, and I'm certain he would have replied you. Most of what he typed up their are PH pidgin, which is mainly a mixture of most of the local languages in Rivers State.

Be more polite next time.

Nsogbu (Ikwerre) - Trouble

fafambo:
let thunder fire me if I'm a cultist, but if I'm not let ur own thunder come in hundred folds, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON U

Na only you tonda go fire.. Why are you scared . I said tonda fire cultists and you shaking like a leaf in the wind. For your information people like us remove cultists and other evil people from the streets.

Na person wen put him leg inside river, water the carry. You haven't seen anything yet oh!

Mcslize:



Your face no show o but your shoes shine.

See as it be like this so eh, I don Facebook you like this like this

my face show, my shoe shine, you na correct manchi, later i go lap ur unit to chowlin

FERNANDEZISBACK:

I am an alien oo..

Clark Kent was an alien

kals4luv990:
Clark Kent was an alien

But that was a movie tho..
So you don't mind getting married to an alien like me?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

But that was a movie tho..
So you don't mind getting married to an alien like me?

yeah I don't mind

kals4luv990:
yeah I don't mind

You are joking

FERNANDEZISBACK:

You are joking

m really serious#dats if yu are actually a lady#

kals4luv990:
m really serious#dats if yu are actually a lady#

Mister kals marriage no be by mouth oo.. ;
You don't even know me In any way talkless of marriage

You are fucvvking with cardi b and Ann Marie

They will pull a gun if they have to shoot and kill

Stay away from toxic girls there are many out there

Got get yourself a well trained matured lady

Bola146:

Or they're both idiots

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Mister kals marriage no be by mouth oo.. ;
You don't even know me In any way talkless of marriage

LADY I know what am talking about

kals4luv990:
LADY I know what am talking about

Ok oo..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Ok oo..

we go work ni

kals4luv990:
we go work ni

You can say hello anytime you so wish..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

As far as it ain't a crime..

Too bad nobody cares

Twenty8:


Too bad nobody cares

Too bad you weren't smart not to care..

VenusGod:
See me see wahala.

Six month into the relationship, she says that i am to gentle for her liking.

Met her at a friend's place. And that my friend is very rugged. He smokes and drinks alot. I don't smoke but i drink too.

She taught i am rugged like my friend. Anytime she visits me in my house. She would be speaking all those stupid gangster/Cultism language too me. I warned her several time to stop speaking those nonsense to me.

Yesterday, we had a little misunderstanding, omo, come see the para wey this babe dey para for me. I told her i am no longer interested again with the relationship. She said over her dead body. She sey if i no bet her she go put am for my body woto woto.

I just kuku close my mouth. I pretended that every thing was okay until she left. Now she dey call me since for phone and refuse to pick her calls or reply her messages.

See me se wahala.

This one don carry hoodlum say na girlfriend

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Too bad you weren't smart not to care..

Smart enough not to give a Bleep about that shit tho

Twenty8:


Smart enough not to give a Bleep about that shit tho

Thanks for agreeing with me..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Thanks for agreeing with me..

You're not smart enough to know am talking about your shit

Twenty8:


You're not smart enough to know am talking about your shit

I am glad you agreed with me without much argument..

ruggedboych:
Kick her out

kick who out? you won make the babe put am for him body wotowoto

HilcomTech:



Na only you tonda go fire.. Why are you scared . I said tonda fire cultists and you shaking like a leaf in the wind. For your information people like us remove cultists and other evil people from the streets.

Adolf hitler, i hail oooo

fafambo:
Adolf hitler, i hail oooo

I have nothing in common with Adolf Hitler.

Infact, people like me put Adolf Hitler away.

Say no to crime

Bola146:

Bola146: