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What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Nobody: 5:46pm On Feb 03, 2022
A very fair girl came to my shop, where I was selling my goods(foodstuff)

She is a Muslim by religion

I was busy attending to some customers, when it got to her turn, I asked her what she wanted, she said she wants 1 derica of beans(N550)

She said I should bring it, as I was busy preparing it, I think she spoke something to me when I was distracted.

I became restless, I began thinking of different things, such As

I should leave the beans for her free, collect part of the money, give her free onions e.t.c

I ignored those thought battling me thinking it was Normal

When I was about to give her the beans, I stretched out my hand to collect my money

Then she said these WORDS in Yoruba to me

Otoju Owar, ofe GBA Owo (Am I still stretching my hands to collect money)

I refused answering her, so when she saw I was hellbent on collecting my money

She then hissed and gave me the money

She walked away quickly, I couldn't even see her face again

This girl I am telling u should be early twenties, she wants to use Medi for her uncle sha

Na God save me

The girl is very beautiful and possess such spiritual powers of (Do as I Say),

Someone will not be able to suspect such a beautiful girl with such power

I pity men penetrating such girl,

No be every pussy, Dem dey f**k (listen to your Inner Man All The Time, it will save U).

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 5:48pm On Feb 03, 2022
Grow up and do away with your disgusting mentality...
Nonsense fetish nonsense that you blockheads just come up with.. undecided

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2022
I still don't get what transpired.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Highman56: 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Grow up and do away with your disgusting mentality...
Nonsense fetish nonsense that you blockheads just come up with.. undecided
U small dicked person go and find a job to do stop commenting trash

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Highman56: 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2022
MufasaLion:
I still don't get what transpired.
She wants use jazz collect free shopping

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 6:01pm On Feb 03, 2022
Highman56:

She wants use jazz collect free shopping

Nothing like that.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2022
Highman56:

U small dicked person go and find a job to do stop commenting trash
Small d**k made me giggle.. cheesy kiss
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 6:03pm On Feb 03, 2022
MufasaLion:


Nothing like that.
MufasaLion are you even listening to this guys.. so ignorant.. grin
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 6:06pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

MufasaLion are you even listening to this guys.. so ignorant.. grin

They are just deluded folks.

grin grin grin
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 6:07pm On Feb 03, 2022
MufasaLion:


They are just deluded folks.

grin grin grin
Don't you think this is an effect of religion tho? cheesy
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 6:16pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Don't you think this is an effect of religion tho? cheesy

Religion in Africa is trash, unattractive and too hypocritical.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Godada(m): 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2022
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 6:20pm On Feb 03, 2022
MufasaLion:


Religion in Africa is trash, unattractive and too hypocritical.
The King has spoken.. grin
Highman56 you still have a lot to learn instead of displaying your lack of intelligence on my mention... wink

MufasaLion you are great.. kiss
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 6:22pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

The King has spoken.. grin
Highman56 you still have a lot to learn instead of displaying your lack of intelligence on my mention... wink

MufasaLion you are great.. kiss

Bless up! Enjoy the rest of the evening.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Nobody: 6:40pm On Feb 03, 2022
To those commenters above

What I said is for people that will believe, is not for everybody

Spiritual controls the physical

I believe u guys tackling this post are into it

If not u will not be disputing my ordeal

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Kubold: 6:49pm On Feb 03, 2022
She has such spiritual power and only using it to get a derica of rice?

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Healthrelatedjo: 7:00pm On Feb 03, 2022
I doubt it bro,na better things she go dey use d power collect if she get such power.

The highest she fit get as a lady na spend and back to pocket.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Highman56: 8:05pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

The King has spoken.. grin
Highman56 you still have a lot to learn instead of displaying your lack of intelligence on my mention... wink

MufasaLion you are great.. kiss
Fool!!
In terms of intelligence u r nowhere near me

Let's post our University transcript let everyone judge who is more intelligent

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Truvelisback(m): 8:18pm On Feb 03, 2022
Crimpsy:
A very fair girl came to my shop, where I was selling my goods(foodstuff)

She is a Muslim by religion

I was busy attending to some customers, when it got to her turn, I asked her what she wanted, she said she wants 1 derica of beans(N550)

She said I should bring it, as I was busy preparing it, I think she spoke something to me when I was distracted.

I became restless, I began thinking of different things, such As

I should leave the beans for her free, collect part of the money, give her free onions e.t.c

I ignored those thought battling me thinking it was Normal

When I was about to give her the beans, I stretched out my hand to collect my money

Then she said these WORDS in Yoruba to me

Otoju Owar, ofe GBA Owo (Am I still stretching my hands to collect money)

I refused answering her, so when she saw I was hellbent on collecting my money

She then hissed and gave me the money

She walked away quickly, I couldn't even see her face again

This girl I am telling u should be early twenties, she wants to use Medi for her uncle sha

Na God save me

The girl is very beautiful and possess such spiritual powers of (Do as I Say),

Someone will not be able to suspect such a beautiful girl with such power

I pity men penetrating such girl,

No be every pussy, Dem dey f**k (listen to your Inner Man All The Time, it will save U).
Pls, explain. Na how she wan take use medi for u?
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:20pm On Feb 03, 2022
Highman56:

Fool!!
In terms of intelligence u r nowhere near me

Let's post our University transcript let everyone judge who is more intelligent
Learn and stop bleating around.. cheesy
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by KingDash: 8:34pm On Feb 03, 2022
normal normal this babes dey use things.. that why I dey carry holy water, can't trust this babes.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Nobody: 9:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
Truvelisback:
Pls, explain. Na how she wan take use medi for u?
Read my post properly

But this time, Do it slowly

Read were I said, I was struggling within my self, to just please her(by doing what my mind was telling me)

This is someone, I don't know At All or seen
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Truvelisback(m): 9:09pm On Feb 03, 2022
Crimpsy:
Read my post properly

But this time, Do it slowly

Read were I said, I was struggling within my self, to just please her(by doing what my mind was telling me)

This is someone, I don't know At All or seen



Alright, i get u.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by HarunaWest(m): 9:10pm On Feb 03, 2022
Crimpsy:
A very fair girl came to my shop, where I was selling my goods(foodstuff)

She is a Muslim by religion

I was busy attending to some customers, when it got to her turn, I asked her what she wanted, she said she wants 1 derica of beans(N550)

She said I should bring it, as I was busy preparing it, I think she spoke something to me when I was distracted.

I became restless, I began thinking of different things, such As

I should leave the beans for her free, collect part of the money, give her free onions e.t.c

I ignored those thought battling me thinking it was Normal

When I was about to give her the beans, I stretched out my hand to collect my money

Then she said these WORDS in Yoruba to me

Otoju Owar, ofe GBA Owo (Am I still stretching my hands to collect money)

I refused answering her, so when she saw I was hellbent on collecting my money

She then hissed and gave me the money

She walked away quickly, I couldn't even see her face again

This girl I am telling u should be early twenties, she wants to use Medi for her uncle sha

Na God save me

The girl is very beautiful and possess such spiritual powers of (Do as I Say),

Someone will not be able to suspect such a beautiful girl with such power

I pity men penetrating such girl,

No be every pussy, Dem dey f**k (listen to your Inner Man All The Time, it will save U).
Jazz no dey catch penis. Na those kind girls sabi straff pass. Wetin concern Agbero abd Overload...Fear Fear N*gga.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Truvelisback(m): 9:17pm On Feb 03, 2022
Crimpsy:
Read my post properly

But this time, Do it slowly

Read were I said, I was struggling within my self, to just please her(by doing what my mind was telling me)

This is someone, I don't know At All or seen



It's likely she wants to use Jazz on u. But when u mentioned how beautiful she was, i thought u were intoxicated by her beauty to do what u were struggling with ur mind. Crimpsy, her rudeness and her words made me believe she used jazz.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Candidlady: 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2022
[s]
Highman56:

She wants use jazz collect free shopping
[/s]


Trash as usual...

So na one mudu of beans she go waste her jazz on undecided when she can easily go to a mall and jazz the cashier there or even bank sef...

Bros try accumulate sense small over time you go wise lipsrsealed

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by MufasaLion: 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2022
Highman56:

Fool!!
In terms of intelligence u r nowhere near me

Let's post our University transcript let everyone judge who is more intelligent

You can't judge intelligence by that because being intelligent is different from being brilliant.

Also, there have been many cases of Nigerians with low grade here excelling in academics abroad. You can't really judge intelligence based on your Nigerian transcript or education.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by yuping(m): 9:24pm On Feb 03, 2022
undecided this thing about Nairaland boyz bashing girls is becoming truth oooo.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by flokii: 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2022
@OP Her 'afose' didn't work on you.. go and do thanksgiving.

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Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Grow up and do away with your disgusting mentality...
Nonsense fetish nonsense that you blockheads just come up with.. undecided

Na you be the real blockhead
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Highman56: 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2022
Candidlady:
[s][/s]


Trash as usual...

So na one mudu of beans she go waste her jazz on undecided when she can easily go to a mall and jazz the cashier there or even bank sef...

Bros try accumulate sense small over time you go wise lipsrsealed
Fvck you
Was I d one dat gave the story?!
Just explaining to d nigga dat said he didn't understand the post.
Re: What Girls Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Nobody: 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2022
Candidlady:
[s][/s]


Trash as usual...

So na one mudu of beans she go waste her jazz on undecided when she can easily go to a mall and jazz the cashier there or even bank sef...

Bros try accumulate sense small over time you go wise lipsrsealed

The aim is for the jazz to work first before the real billing will start, so they have to do it subtly and you might think you are just doing a small favor. Even one chance jazzing, they don't just demand for all your money, they will start with one super story. Once you pay attention to it you will be hypnotized before they bill you

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